Stephen King

I Can't Believe It's Not A Convicted Paedophile!

Stephen Edwin King is an extremely overrated author who has written at least 100 crappy "horror" novels, most of which are neither scary nor worth the chopped down rainforests that they're printed on. While he is most well known for shit like The Shining, Carrie, It, Misery, Pet Sematary [sic], Cujo and The Shawshank Redemption; Stephen has more recently made a name for himself as a sufferer of late-stage, terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome who just doesn't know when to STFU and do a Cobain.

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	“	A trainload of Republicans on their way to a pricey retreat hit a garbage truck. My friend Russ calls that karma.	„
	—Stevie, being an evil cunt (archive)

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