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Ongezellig

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No joke—posting Ongezellig reaction images on Soyjak.party became vastly more popular than its namesake.
Ongezellig is a real place.

Ongezellig, meaning "Unsociable" in its native tongue (a word that perfectly describes you), is an elusive Dutch cartoon that saw a slow production through 2018-2022, seeing 6 episodes before being discontinued. The show revolves around a quirky shut-in and her two adopted sisters who must overcome their differences to finish a school project together. Riveting, isn't it? Despite the show's lack of content, it still garnered a degree of unwarranted attention (a degree of attention that would be dwarfed by The Amazing Digital Circus). Thankfully, no cartoon networks gave it, nor Studio Massa, said unwarranted attention. Internationally, Ongezellig gained some popularity on 4chan beginning in 2018, particularly among /co/ and /qa/. In the same year, the Ongezellig Booru was created as a dumping ground for 4chan's favorite foot fetish and underage school girl porn images related to the show. Beginning in 2022, Ongezellig became the biggest hyper-fixation afflicting Soyjak.party because soyteens like to rehash everything that was once trendy on 4chan whilst pretending to be original. Ongezellig became so popular on Soyjak.party that fans made a splinter site called Soyzellig.party and use the demonym Zaryan.


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Chronology

Le pilot episode

Characters

Name Description Picture
Maya A shut-in aspie who suffers from a made up condition known as ADD (which stands for Autism Denial Disorder). She doesn't do her school work or hang out with her sisters because she'd rather be watching tentacle porn all day.
Coco Originally from South Africa, she was put up for adoption because her parents died, which is one of the few things she'll break character over despite it being the only reason she hasn't been raped to death by a gang of niggers (srsly, just look up South African rape statistics). A naive blonde who is too kindly and never gets a hint, her computer illiteracy is just as bad as her social literacy, which despite being the most normal out of the three sisters, still puts her at risk of failing her school presentation project.
Mymy A bug-eyed Jap and aspiring Dutch imperialist whose skin is as orange as Donald Trump. She hates her own race because her chink parents put her up for adoption for being female, so now she tries to be as Dutch as possible by wearing blue contact lenses and dying her hair ginger so she looks more like a pumpkin. Her self-loathing sense of white supremacy coupled with her pure Japanese heritage made her an instant fan-favorite among 4channers.
Vera The sisters' alcoholic teacher. She is so tired of it all and wishes the Nerf gun Mymy fired at her head was a real gun. She is constantly chugging down vodkas to get through the day.
Everyone else All of the irrelevant background characters in the sisters' classroom that do literally nothing but sit there in the background nodding off or looking doped as fuck.

Zelligate

Not all Ongezelliggas are pedophiles—some prefer to watch monkey snuff films instead.

On May 11th, 2024, Soyjak.party exposed a Sharty-adjascent cable of pedophiles using Ongezellig as their outlet for pedophilia. Headquartered in none other than Discord, these Ongezelligpedos posted Ongezellig lolicon material in a sever called the Afterparty. Antics involving the Afterparty have been attributed to Soygem.whatever.

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