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A man child is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a [[cp|young child]].
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Some times this can be the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap. In which case <s>it remains beyond the man baby's control </s> they are too fucking lazy to get a job. But in most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood. And the parent's inability to beat the shit out of their children.
[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]]
A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child, in other words [[you]]. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Brony|colorful cartoon ponies]]. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.


==Symptoms of typical Man child syndrome==
This is always the result of a [[Autism|"serious mental handicap"]]. As in, they are too fucking lazy and socially inept to get a job.
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms.
 
* Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]]
It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are always [[male]] and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is because women are children. Indeed, the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women [[sexism|by men]] and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be [[Military Wives|parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives]].
* Inability or refusal to get a job
 
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
 
* Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the internet]]
==Etiology==
* Living at home despite being well into their thirties
[[Image:Pampers_Size_7.jpg|thumb|right]]
* Erectile Dysfunction
Children are increasingly molded by gross societal negligence, piss poor parenting practices, regressive educational requirements inferior gene pools and overzealous marketing endeavors.  Largely stemming from "Generation [[Barney]]", children of the 90s were taught early on that [[failure]] was perfectly acceptable and even rewarded for it.  Starting with the [[W|"No Child Left Behind"]] stupidity, kids were suddenly reduced to the level of the "lowest common denominator" of the classroom, given A+'s for having an "A"ttitude that was "+" positive, it insidiously became imperative to make kids as happy as possible and with as little disappointment than it was to actually educate them in any constructive, useful manner.
* Or just being [[you]]<br>
 
==A '''Manchild''' can refer to==
Kids were taught that it is "okay" to be a basement dwelling [[Niggers|welfare leach]] so long as they were happy and had a good attitude about it as it's not their fault anyway.  They were taught that it was "okay" to wet the bed past the age of 5, yielding an increased demand on baby diapers that were put on the market [[last thursday]] that would have been completely shameful in decades past. [[Mcdonalds|Fast food happy meals]] were likewise [[fat|super sized]], not because kids were actually eating more, but simply because they kept on ordering the baby meals well into their tweens and teens.
 
Our society has since degenerated into a form of [[PC|super acceptance]], to the point where failure itself is something to be celebrated and standards of acceptable behavior have downgraded to a near infantile level.  [[ADHD|Creative]] [[Aspergers|new]] [[Anxiety|medical]] conditions and disorders have likewise been confabulated, permitting parents to raise "unique" little disease-bags rather than real children.  Mommy's little malady, daddy's little disorder, it has become literally in vogue to have a "special" child with a "special" problem, upon which any failures or generally shitty behavior can be labeled with a convenient, all encompassing excuse.
 
==Symptoms==
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]]
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
*Collecting metric tons of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]].
*[[Benthelooney|Choosing to watch cartoons and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming even though there are cartoons for adults too]].
*Reading [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizations of [[Star Wars|popular movie franchises aimed at children]] as opposed to high [[literature]].
*[[Micheal Jackson|Singing like a child]].
*Inability or refusal to get a job.
*[[Asperger's syndrome]].
*[[Virginity]].
*Absence of friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the Internet]].
*Living at home despite being [[Chris Chan|well into their thirties]].
*Erectile Dysfunction.
*Hoarding.
*Hating everything made after the 1990s or any decade before the 1990s.
*Bruised penis head from having the toilet seat fall on it while they pee.
*Collecting VHS tapes and other shitty outdated movie formats
*Using GoAnimate
 
 
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==Stages==
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]]
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]]
#[[Fagolescence]]: Adults who act like [[teenagers]]
#[[Olchai]]: Adults who act like [[children]].
#[[Adult babies]]: Adults who act like [[babies]].
==Variants==
Generally there are two types of manchildren, the emotionally unstable [[Sonmanic|drama whore type]] and the flippant, fun loving, lazy bastard type.  The former make for excellent trolling due to the fact that they'll blow up over the slightest little thing, often have great difficulty controlling their emotions and are generally prone to acting out with little inhibition; most often due to lack of recognizing the potential consequences and outcomes of social situations.
More often than not they tend to float over in the [[aspie]] end of the spectrum, while the later category tend to be apathetic, carefree [[NORP|neurotypicals]] who generally don't take anything [[serious business|seriously]]...at all.  Trolling or flaming that type is not recommended, they'll simply laugh it off, poke fun at you for <i>not</i> acting like them and due to their complete inability to take anything seriously (least of all themselves), any attempted attack or troll will fail before it has even begun.
==Examples==
===Interest Groups and Communities===
*All [[Liberal]] [[neckbeards]].
*All Enterbots
*All VHS collectors
*All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]].
*All [[Bronies]] and [[Furries]].
*Everyone in [[North Korea]].
===Celebrities===
*[[Adam Sandler]], the most immature actor in existence and has butt buddies like Kevin James, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Denis Dugan.
*[[Amy Schumer]], a painfully unfunny [[hambeast]], [[SJW]], pro-[[Hilary Clinton|Hillary]] "comedian" whose goal is to [[Mind of Mencia|steal jokes]]. She is also butt buddies with [[Lena Dunham]], [[Sarah Silverman]], and [[Leslie Jones]].
*[[John Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren and Stimpy.
*[[Larry the Cable Guy]], an unfunny comedian catered to [[autistic]]s that tries to be a [[redneck]] [[christian]], but isn't.
*[[Lauren Faust]], creator of [[My Little Pony]]; the [[Jew|merchant]] [[feminist]] equivalent of [[John Kricfalusi|John K]]. But was it [[yes|her fault]] for starting the [[brony]] phenomenon?
*[[Lena Dunham]], some painfully unfunny [[tryhard]] comedian, a Pro-[[Hilary Clinton|Hillary]] supporter, an [[Social Justice Warrior|SJW]], a girl sucking up to [[Sarah Silverman]], [[Amy Schumer]], [[Dane Cook]], and [[Jeff Dunham]], and a [[child molester]].
*[[Leslie Jones]], speaking of Pro-[[Hilary Clinton|Hilary]] [[pedophiles]], the same person; but a [[fat black people|fat]] [[nigger|black]] tryhard from that [[Fembusters]] film that [[Sony]] and [[Paul Feig]] pulled out of their [[tumblr]] asses. She [[autistic screeching|screeched]] and [[ragequit]] by [[baleeted|baleeting]] a shitload of [[racist]] and [[gorilla]] tweets which made [[4chan]] in complete [[lulz]].
*[[Michael Jackson]], obviously.


<big>Stages of the Manchild:</big>
===Internet Kooks===
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*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]], an autistic {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[fatass]] [[pedophile]] from [[Texas]] who had an article on this site since [[2015]] who went on a shooting spree at a gay nightclub in [[Colorado]].
#'''[[Adult babies]]''' Adults who act like [[babies]].
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shielding {{age|1985|5|8}}-year-old furfag from [[New York]] who is a proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
#'''[[Olchai]]''' Adults who act like [[children]].
*[[Alex Mae Muholland]], an autistic {{age|2000|12|6}}-year-old who has obsessions of fapping to middle aged man and gets easily triggered over people hating her crushes.
#'''[[Fagolescence]]''' Adults who act like [[teenagers]]
*[[Benthelooney]], a {{age|1992|10|14}}-year-old pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. [http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney]
*[[BrandontheMovieGuy]], {{age|1997|5|27}}-year-old 90s kid and basically the Rabid Anti-Brony version of MrEnter and worships [[Matthew Davis]] like a god.
*[[Caseydecker]] A {{age|1986|1|28}}-year old manchild from [[Indiana]] who is also a pedophile.
*[[Camhead|CamHead]], a {{age|1997|11|19}}-year old YTP making / [[bestiality|dog liking]] pedophile from [[California]] who recently got called out for [[wtf|making a minor bark like a dog and basically jacking off to his crime]].
*[[Chris Chan]], the infamous {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] from [[Virginia]] who defines the word [[manchild]] and is now a [[tranny|womanchild]].
*[[User:Adamisherebitches/Sandbox|Cipher]] - some autistic {{age|2007|6|22}}-year-old [[sick fuck]] from [[Portugal]] who tard rages over everything.
*[[Dan Lirette]], {{age|1976|11|2}}-year-old manchild from [[Canada]] who is yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]].
*[[Darknessthecurse]], an [[edgelord]] {{age|1990|7|23}}-year-old Sonicfag from [[Pennsylvania]] who will assrape his fans for not listening to his advice, and claims that [[bullshit|he was in a hospital]] when his [[JewTube]] was deleted... and his video game reviews are the [[bratty]] [[nu metal]] version of UrinatingTree, minus the creativity and with additional [[literal]] [[tryhard]] unfunny humor, that to this day hasn't changed since over 10 years and some change.
*[[Darren A. Nichols|Darren Pipster]], a {{age|2000|9|25}}-year old [[brat|bratty]] pedophile from [[Indiana]] who constantly loves grooming minors and throwing turd meltdowns. He also makes shitty grounded videos, shows, and movies.
*[[DrossRotzank]], a {{age|1982|7|16}}-year old [[Venezuela|Venezuelan]]-[[Argentina|Argentinan]] retard who is the first known case of a hispanic manchild.
*[[Doomentio]], a {{age|1995|11|27}}-year old [[spic|Mexican]] [[pol/|/pol/]]tard and [[lolcow]] who is the second known case of a hispanic manchild.
*[[Diogo "Doggis" Mendes]], a {{age|2005|12|11}}-year old [[Portuguese]] future manchild and a pervert who has sexual obsessions with preteens on Discord and some other minor chat site called [[BonziWORLD]].
*[[PissedOffVideoGamer|Eric Abramov]], a morbidly [[fat|obese]] {{age|1983|5|25}}-year old [[Soviet Russia]]n [[Jew|greedy merchant]] from [[New York]] who has converted to [[christfag|some typical Christian]] [[extremist]] reading on the bible, as well as talking about [[shit no one cares about|WWE]]; though he is known for eating a shitload of [[video game]] consoles; including the [[Gamecube|Shitcube]]. Also, he might actually be a more [[top kek]] version of [[Angry Video Game Nerd]]. ...or he is?
*[[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek]], A {{age|1980|9|19}}-year-old [[manchild]] who is a [[pedophile]], but claims he's neither one. He lives in [[New Jersey]] with his mother and sister, and has a fetish for animated kids, junk food, etc.
*[[Geoshea]] - a {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old pedophile from [[Pennsylvania]] who drew NSFW of minors and groomed people [[OTI]].
*[[HeyItsBowman]], {{age|1996|9|10}}-year-old [[Philippines|Pinoy]]-[[Canada|Canadian]] manchild who outed himself for grooming a minor back in 2018 (the victim was 15 at the time, she's 19 now).
*[[Icze4r]] - a {{age|1986|11|30}}-year-old [[lolcow]] and manchild from [[Illinois]] who LARPs for a [[13-year-old girl]] when in reality he is a [[catfish|catfishing]] luser.
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a {{age|1986|12|11}}-year-old [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist from [[California]] with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
*[[JaSonic]], an infamous {{age|1977|6|10}}-year-old Sonic fetishist from [[Quebec]], [[Canada]] who uses plush Sonic toys as fuckdolls.
*[[JustinRPG]], {{age|1985|8|30}}-year-old retard from [[Michigan]] who is self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram
*[[Keegan Salisbury]], a {{age|2004|9|15}}-year old pansexual pedo and a near-manchild from [[Illinois]] that's basically teenage [[Chris Chan]] in the making; also makes shitty YTPMV's.
*[[Kelly Hallissey]], some middle-aged [[basement dweller]] [[brat|bratty]] [[aspie]] [[cunt]] who got butthurt over [[AOL]], so she ended up suing the company, resulting to [[final solution|quit the company]] and forever be [[unemployed]], as well having stalkers.
*[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred {{age|1977|4|29}}-year old retard from [[Virginia]] with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
*[[LifeInATent]], a {{age|1984|8|29}}-year-old guy from [[California]] who thumbed up for a Japanese earthquake.
*[[Mariotehplumber]], a {{age|1988|6|23}}-year-old [[Canada|Canuckistani]] Sonicfag that hates modern Sonic.
*[[Matthew Davis]], a {{age|2000|9|21}}-year-old manchild from [[Virginia]] who jacks off to shitty made GoAnimate videos. God knows what he's doing nowadays.
*[[Mar9122]], a shitty azn {{age|2000|9|16}}-year-old [[Miraheze]] mod wannabe and a manchild from [[Florida]] who is also an infamous pedophile.
*[[MediaFan2008]], a {{age|2007|2|19}}-year-old [[Britfag]] who albeit is under the UK's [[asking for it|Age of Consent]], still had an obsession with [[child abuse]] and [[wtf|nappies]].
*[[Meta527II]], a [[Retard|retarded]] YouTuber that makes autistic meme videos, and is a big fanfag of Nintendo and Disney
*[[Michael Batton]], a 33 year old janitor from [[Florida]] who militantly attacks anyone who pokes fun at the Superbowl, while filing fraudulent copyright claims against his critics and spreading lies about people who don't say what he wants them to say.
*[[MolecularMageXD]], A {{age|1987|1|21}}-year old manchild from [[Michigan]] who is an attention whore and professional mouthbreather, volatile and handicapped, wastes his life plaguing the shitfest known as GTA Online
*[[MonkeyGameGuides]], a {{age|1997|12|12}}-year old British assfuck who complains about anything that is NOT [[Call of Duty]].
*[[MysteriousMrEnter]], a bitchy {{age|1992|7|21}}-year-old moron who likes to review SpongeBob episodes.
*[[Omegalore]], a {{age|1990|8|18}}-year-old pedophile and a manchild from [[Oregon]] who has a diehard obsession with [[Doom|DOOM]].
*[[Onigojirakaiju]], a bipolar hating faggot from [[Illinois]] who masturbates to Godzilla porn.
*[[Pedro J. Garcia]], a {{age|2000|3|16}}-year-old [[spic]] manchild from [[Florida]] who faps to [[lolicon]] and rages in [[Engrish]].
*[[PhantomStrider8]], a {{age|1989|2|3}}-year-old huge [[Australia|Australian]] enterbot that just like MrEnter hates Teen Titans Go and 2016 Powerpuff Girls with a passion and has the same opinions as MrEnter.
*[[Quantum TV]], a 30-something manchild from [[Florida]], desperate for seeking attention, is known for gaslighting and lying as well as whining and overreacting to trolls. Famously said that more [[gay]] people should've died in the [[Omar Mateen|Pulse Nightclub]] shooting.
*[[Richard Kuta]], the very definition of a manchild and also likes to wear diapers.
*[[IronKidFan8|Roszina Head]] - a {{age|2002|7|27}}-year-old womanchild from [[England]] who obsesses over her interests and fudge
*[[Sailormoonred1]], a mentally disabled man from [[Pennsylvania]] who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] and [[Redneck|Jim Varney]] dolls.
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]], a teenage (who is now a {{age|1998|10|31}}-year-old) [[autistic screeching]] bratty Sonicfag from [[Indiana]] who [[ragequit]]s everything and gets seriously [[hothead the mare|hotheaded]] over trolls, critics, and haters over classic and modern [[Sonic]].
*[[Sonmanic]], a {{age|1981|4|13}}-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers.
*[[Shaan Singh]], a {{age|2003|7|15}}-year-old [[India|Pajeet]] Canuck who faps to lolicon.
*[[Sony-Mae]], a {{age|1990|10|7}}-year-old woman from [[Ohio]] who is a rare example of a female of this species.
*[[Spax3]], a {{age|1984|7|31}}-year-old [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]].
*[[Timbox]], a {{age|1991|5|21}}-year-old [[lolcow]] from [[Maryland]] who jerks off to [[Asia]]n kids. The next Chris-chan.
*[[The Unknown Autobot]], a {{age|1982|11|29}}-year-old [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] from [[Michigan]] who also claims to be a trollbuster.
*[[Tom Preston]], a lonely {{age|1981|2|12}}-year-old "[[failure|artist]]" from [[Minnesota]] who's into [[inflation]], [[pedo]] [[yuri]] and [[Social Justice]] bullshit.
*[[ToonEGuy]], CGI-hating {{age|1987|12|19}}-year-old who regularly threatens Disney employees and other animators for not making cartoons like they did in the 90s.
*[[Valis77]], a {{age|1977|11|11}}-year old registered sex offender from [[Kansas]] that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]].
*[[Willg8686]], a {{age|2003|9|11}}-year old manchild from [[Georgia]] who makes [[YTP]] videos who literally went to town making [[sockpuppet]] accounts to bypass bans.
*[[7ols]], a piss bottle collecting retard from [[Pennsylvania]] who still lives with mommy and used to be a youtuber til his mom banned him from using the internet.
*[[Levi Bryant]], a 19 year old cartoonaboo who claims June from Little Einsteins is his "wife".


<big>Individuals and Examples:</big>
==Gallery==
<br />
{{cg||1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
#'''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]''', the notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] and best example of a manchild.
Image:Manchild_-_Bouncy_House.jpg
#'''[[InSaNe-REYNARD]]''', a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
Image:Manchild_-_Cape.png
#'''[[Beebee890]]''', a [[retard]].
Image:Manchild_-_Fail_Parenting.jpg|Parenting is often used as a convenient excuse to act like an overgrown toddler.
#'''[[Spax3]]''', a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]].
Image:Manchild_-_Ice_Cream.png|Many manchildren [[Nobody Cares|don't give a fuck]], making verbal attacks ill advised.
#'''[[Sonmanic]]''', a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers.
Image:Manchild_-_Men_Don't_Grow_Up.jpg
#'''[[Dan Lirette]]''', yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
#'''[[The Unknown Autobot]]''', a [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] who also claims to be a trollbuster.
Image:Manchild_-_Warning_Signs.jpg
#'''[[Kevin Havens]]''', an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
Image:Manchild_-_Grown_Man_Attacks_Child_Over_Pokemon_Cards.png|[[Pokemon|Pokemons]] is [[serious business|srs business]]!
#'''[[Logan Sperman]]''', a 60 year old man who likes to pretend he's a boy on [[Youtube]].
Image:Manchild_-_I_Need_An_Adult_-_01.jpg
#'''All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]].
Image:Manchild_-_I_Need_An_Adult_-_02.jpg
#'''[[Valis77]]''', a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]].
Image:Manchild_-_I_Need_An_Adult_-_03.jpg
#'''[[John Kricfalusi]]''', creator of Ren and Stimpy.
Image:Manchild_-_Peer_Pressure.jpg|Don't give in to peer pressure!
#'''[[RJ Bandsma]]''', a known [[The YouTube Thomas Club|Thomas the Tank Engine fan]] and false flagger on YouTube.
Image:For_your_safety.jpg|Manchild warning sign.
#'''[[Sony-Mae]]''', a female of this species
Image:Manchild_-_Marriage_Regrets.jpg
#'''[[Sailormoonred1]]''', one of the most pathetic in this category.
File:Billy Madison Bathtub Scene Acting Like A Manchild.jpg|The manchild Adam Sandler in the movie "Billy Madison" acting like a little kid by playing with shampoo and conditioner in the bathtub.
<br />
</gallery>
|}}
<br>


==See also==
==See also==
[[Basement-dwellers]]<br>
*[[Basement-dwellers]]
[[Furries]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Babyfurs]]
*[[Adult Babies]]


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A manchild.

A manchild (see also basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child, in other words you. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog and colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.

This is always the result of a "serious mental handicap". As in, they are too fucking lazy and socially inept to get a job.

It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are always male and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is because women are children. Indeed, the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women by men and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives.


Etiology

Children are increasingly molded by gross societal negligence, piss poor parenting practices, regressive educational requirements inferior gene pools and overzealous marketing endeavors. Largely stemming from "Generation Barney", children of the 90s were taught early on that failure was perfectly acceptable and even rewarded for it. Starting with the "No Child Left Behind" stupidity, kids were suddenly reduced to the level of the "lowest common denominator" of the classroom, given A+'s for having an "A"ttitude that was "+" positive, it insidiously became imperative to make kids as happy as possible and with as little disappointment than it was to actually educate them in any constructive, useful manner.

Kids were taught that it is "okay" to be a basement dwelling welfare leach so long as they were happy and had a good attitude about it as it's not their fault anyway. They were taught that it was "okay" to wet the bed past the age of 5, yielding an increased demand on baby diapers that were put on the market last thursday that would have been completely shameful in decades past. Fast food happy meals were likewise super sized, not because kids were actually eating more, but simply because they kept on ordering the baby meals well into their tweens and teens.

Our society has since degenerated into a form of super acceptance, to the point where failure itself is something to be celebrated and standards of acceptable behavior have downgraded to a near infantile level. Creative new medical conditions and disorders have likewise been confabulated, permitting parents to raise "unique" little disease-bags rather than real children. Mommy's little malady, daddy's little disorder, it has become literally in vogue to have a "special" child with a "special" problem, upon which any failures or generally shitty behavior can be labeled with a convenient, all encompassing excuse.

Symptoms

Another manchild.

The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:


A typical manchild. Notice how he hates things made after the 1990s.

What manchildren like to do erryday.

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Stages

Typical manchildren
  1. Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
  2. Olchai: Adults who act like children.
  3. Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.

Variants

Generally there are two types of manchildren, the emotionally unstable drama whore type and the flippant, fun loving, lazy bastard type. The former make for excellent trolling due to the fact that they'll blow up over the slightest little thing, often have great difficulty controlling their emotions and are generally prone to acting out with little inhibition; most often due to lack of recognizing the potential consequences and outcomes of social situations.

More often than not they tend to float over in the aspie end of the spectrum, while the later category tend to be apathetic, carefree neurotypicals who generally don't take anything seriously...at all. Trolling or flaming that type is not recommended, they'll simply laugh it off, poke fun at you for not acting like them and due to their complete inability to take anything seriously (least of all themselves), any attempted attack or troll will fail before it has even begun.

Examples

Interest Groups and Communities

Celebrities

Internet Kooks

Gallery

  • Parenting is often used as a convenient excuse to act like an overgrown toddler.
    Parenting is often used as a convenient excuse to act like an overgrown toddler.
  • Many manchildren don't give a fuck, making verbal attacks ill advised.
    Many manchildren don't give a fuck, making verbal attacks ill advised.
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  • Pokemons is srs business!
    Pokemons is srs business!
  • Don't give in to peer pressure!
    Don't give in to peer pressure!
  • Manchild warning sign.
    Manchild warning sign.
  • The manchild Adam Sandler in the movie "Billy Madison" acting like a little kid by playing with shampoo and conditioner in the bathtub.
    The manchild Adam Sandler in the movie "Billy Madison" acting like a little kid by playing with shampoo and conditioner in the bathtub.


See also


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Those Who Have Died Alone

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