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about some loser nobody cares about and should be rewritten entirely or served a {{deathnotice}}. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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HeyItsBowman is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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| John Aguilar | |
| Born | September 10, 1996 |
| Nationality | Pinoy |
| Residence | Canada |
| Ethnicity | Pinoy Pedo |
| Gender | Male |
| Sexuality | Pervert |
| Aliases | HeyItsBowman, CyberSumoNinja, BronyMult |
| Occupation | Raging at people, grooming minors, sending death threats, and annoying users with info no one cares about. |
HeyItsBowman (Powerword: John Aguilar) is a 28-year-old Filipino manchild from Canada who tard rages over the littlest of things. He is a diehard fan of the 12-year-old boy character from Supernoobs named Tyler Bowman, hence his username. He recently outed himself for grooming a 15 year old girl (who is now 19) in 2018.
The shitass beginnings
On September 10, 1996, John's mother shat him out of her ass, and he was born to live a shitty life. He later joined social media in 2009 as CyberSumoNinja, but returned in 2014 as his current alias. During this time he collaborated with his fuckbuddies Mr. Trollinator, StormTaker21, NateGaming2005, etc.
The end of his career
On October 21, 2022, Johntard uploaded a video on JewTube on his vlogging channel outing himself for the things he has done in the past, the second part was uploaded the day after.
- DISREGARD THAT HE PRIVATIZED THE VIDEOS LIKE THE LITTLE PUSSY HE IS.
Part 1 of Bowman exposing himself
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What he has done
The following is what this fucking manchild has done
- Threatened Keegan Salisbury (who is another cuck of his own) to kill him and his family and to have sex with him. Keegan was 12 at the time mind you.
- Betrayed Mr. Trollinator and told him to commit an hero.
- Groomed Daknophobia (Powerword: Ali), who was 15 in 2018.
and there's much more, but those are the major things he has done.
The video that kickstarted the meme making, from 2016, but uploaded in 2019.
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Enemies
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
Since Bowman outed himself, all of his friends turned against him, here are some well known people who had experiences with this fucktard.
- Keegan Salisbury - 20-year-old lolcow from Illinois who was once set up by him in 2016 and in 2018 when Bowman tried to turn him into the police. Keegan also tried to get his IP from some IP grabber, but failed miserably since twelve year old kids don't know how to do shit for a living.
- Garrett Simmers - 21-year-old redeemed former logocow/troll from South Carolina who used to be friends with Bowman until he cut ties with him.
skearthsam - 22-year-old logofag from Massachusetts who also used to be fuckbuddies with Bowman until he heard about what he did.- Yuvi Rathour - 20-year-old Britfag with an obsession with The Simpsons who cut this fucktard off.
- Mr. Trollinator - 26-year-old who made a whole Livestream about Bowman and what he has done, former friends of Bowman were also featured in the stream and got to have their say about Pedojohn.
- louis wolf - 23-year-old Basketball American from Arkansas who cut ties with Bowman before the fucktard outed himself. He also made 2 exposing videos of him in 2019 and in 2022 respectively
- StormTaker21 - 23-year-old gamer who used to be friends with Bowman. Who knows what he's doing now that he's cut ties with the fucktard?...
- DC Comics Fan 2004 - Some 24-year-old retard from Washington State who also used to be his fuckbuddy.
- KeyboardComedian2001 - A 23-year-old Sparta Remixer from Finland who was also sucked into Jonny Jonny's circlejerk.
- louielouie95 - An Irish 29-year-old manchild with problems of his own who makes shitty Vyond videos.
- Brendan Barney - A 24-year-old Vyonder from Illinois who was also Bowman's fuckbuddy. They both share the same birth month and date, quite frankly.
- stormtracker64 VGCP - A 23-year-old shitass member of the VGCP who used to be his fuckbuddy. He was last seen in 2017, so he probably might have retired or committed an hero.
- LuigiAiden The Rabbit - Canuck fucktard who has a loveboner for FNAF.
- Luke Jeffers - A 29-year-old manchild from Georgia who obsesses over game shows.
- AGKandvideomaker2000 - A 25-year-old Mexican brony who specializes in making Angry German Kid parodies like it's 2007.
- WrathriumXFears - A random 25-year-old nobody from South Dakota who was a former AGK video maker, now specializes in shitty gameplays.
- Daxter5150 - Johntard used to be a fan of this JewTube collective until the groomer fallout caused him to get B& from their Discord server, then subsequently cockblocked by them on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and pretty much any other social media without a Mental Age policy.
The first exposure video made out of Bowman by louis wolf, made back in 2019
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Social Media
Main account- Alt account
- Gaming account
John's Facebook- John's Twitter (PRIVATE)
John's Instagram (BALEETED)
John's Tumblr account
heyitsbowman John's Snapchat
HeyItsBowman#4427 John's Discord- HeyItsBowman - XBOX Live Gamertag
See Also
- CamHead - 27-year-old zoophile from California who has groomed people to do dog impressions
- Canada
- Darren A. Nichols - 24-year-old retard from Indiana who acts the same like him, minus the freakouts
- Diogo Mendes - 19-year-old Portuguese teenage fag who acts very similar to Bowman
- EDP445 - 34-year-old Basketball American from California who has also groomed a minor
- Geoshea - 24-year-old pedo from Pennsylvania who is probably Bowman's potential idol
- Mar9122 - A 24-year-old fucktard from Florida who is similar to him in some aspects
- Mr. Creatinator - Texan retard who insults transgender people
- NateGaming2005 - 19-year-old redeemed final boss of the internet from Florida who lied and manipulated to people in Mid-2022
- Pedophile - What he's destined to be
- Philippines
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