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User:BlittleMcNælsen/Luigirules33
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—Luigi flaunts his gargantuan, throbbing ego for all to see | ||
On the Internets, you have varying degrees of butthurt and over-inflated egos. You have your average n00b who isn't worth mentioning, that guy that blocks you from their online community just because they don't like you, and the nut-job who tries to take down ED. And then you have Luigirules33. Luigirules33 (powerword: Josiah Tyler) is the one who revolutionized butthurt and idiocy on the Internets. A passionate anti-troll, Luigi spends most of his time spamming wikis and other sites his "enemies" are on in a pathetic attempt to "get revenge" on them for whatever thing they did that made his anus squirt out blood for the 5th time that day. Because as we all know, people being mean on the Internet is far more horrible than starving children being raped and killed on a daily basis. Most of this started when he was globally blocked on Wikia for neglecting to get behind a proxy and sockpuppet when vandalizing the Justin Bieber Wiki (remember kids, always use a proxy and sockpuppet for your Internet mischief, especially if you plan to use the website you're trolling for legitimate purposes later on). Thinking the ban was unjust, he and a few of his circle-jerk buddies started an AntiCharitwoGroup wiki (Charitwo was the one who banhammered him and his previously mentioned buddies), and that's where the fun began.
Luigi and his Cronies' "Anti-Group" wikis
AntiCharitwoGroup
Once upon a time, in an Internet far far away, Luigi and his cronies decided it would be a great idea to vandalize the Justin Bieber Wikia without cloaking themselves from the banhammer with a proxy and sockpuppet first. The result was that the wiki admin reported them to the Wikia staff, resulting in a global block across the entire network. For some reason, they thought the ban was unjust, and instead of trying to be civil and politely appeal the block, they started a hate group against the admin who blocked them to whine about the block. Created by the same people that brought you the AntiEDGroup wiki, the AntiCharitwoGroup was packed full of fresh, steamy butthurt. That is, until it was baleeted by Wikkii. No matter, though. Where AntiCharitwoGroup fell, an entire network of stupidity rose to take its place. The wiki was previously located here: http://anticharitwogroup.jumpwiki.com/
AntiDaNASCATGroup
After the AntiCharitwoGroup socked their way into Wikia to try and "get revenge" on Charitwo, another staff member, DaNASCAT, reset their global block. 2x the blood as before proceeded to spray out of each of their anuses as they started up AntiCharitwoGroup II: Electric Boogaloo, AKA "AntiDaNASCATGroup". Same crap as AntiCharitwoGroup, but with a new target. Ultimately, DaNASCAT himself found it and asked Wikkii to baleet it, which they did (we do not have a screencap or log of the request though; it was probably done via e-mail or something, sorry). But fear not, for the AntiDaNASCATGroup was much more resilient than AntiCharitwo. The wiki would later be reborn, much more powerful than ever with the ability to add things such as CheckUser, because this time it would not be on a retarded wiki farm, and would be amongst a family of similar wikis that would always love their fellow brother no matter what. The wiki was previously located here: http://antidanascatgroup.jumpwiki.com/
ProElijahGroupPedia/AntiTrollGroupPedia
—Because Chuck Norris jokes are totally intimidating, especially to trolls | ||
It was not just DaNASCAT and Charitwo that were making Joey and his buddies bawwwww so much. It was pretty much everyone else who pointed out to them that they were being completely retarded. They made a few other Anti-Group wikis specifically for these people that I won't bother to mention, but they soon realized they'd have to make thousands of these wikis for each of these individuals. So, they decided to open up another one of those "Anti Troll" groups to encompass all of their enemies into one big cancerous tumor of a wiki, and to liek totally 1337 pwnz0r those mean old trolls! They called it "ProElijahGroupPedia". The "Pedia" of course is an awkward attempt to combine their group name and "Wikipedia" together, but the "ProElijah" takes a little more digging around.
AwesomeSponge's powerword is Elijah. Elijah's mother founded the ProElijahGroup. You get what I'm saying? His mother is obviously a soccer mom who enjoys giving her son's already over-inflated ego blowjobs on a regular basis.
Recently, the group has been renamed to the much more generic AntiTrollGroup, due to Elijah's idiocy being too much even for them to handle and getting him a ban on all of their hopeless wikis (by that, I mean across the entire FunnyMedia Foundation after it was created).
The wiki used to be at http://proelijahgroup.jumpwiki.com/, but it moved to http://proelijahgroup.funnymedia.tk/ after the FunnyMedia Foundation was created, and then to http://antitrollgroup.funnymedia.tk/ when Elijah met the banhammer.
FunnyMedia Foundation
By this point you're probably thinking "wow, these people are hopeless". Now what if I told you there's now an entire wiki family dedicated to hosting their cute little "Anti-Groups"? Yep, that's right. Founded by Bill9929 in January of 2012, the FunnyMedia Foundation is a festering hole for all of these buttsex partners to get together and call the waaaambulance about how mean the Internets are. All of their previously mentioned Anti-Group wikis, besides AntiCharitwo, which they apparently just left to die because it was no longer important to them, have merged with this network of stupidity under subdomains of the main site (http://www.funnymedia.tk/). Now that Wikkii pwning their groups is no longer a threat, and they can utilize MediaWiki without the restrictions of a wiki farm, all of these so-called "encyclopedias" are bigger and better than ever. And without the open proxy blocker that Wikkii imposes, it is very easy to vandalize for great justice.
In late February to early March 2012, the EDiot BlittleMcNælsen, after having his fill of vandalizing FunnyMedia for the lulz, created his own spoof/troll of it called the "HumorlessMedia Foundation" and linked it on FunnyMedia, in the hopes that a fountain of blood would blast out of their buttholes and they'd vandalize it. However, this backfired and all of the FunnyMedians who edited there became constructive contributors instead of butthurt vandals, except for two, who crapflooded two of HumorlessMedia's projects, and Blittle ended up becoming a FunnyMedia Staff member. One, of course, was Luigi, and this is detailed below. The other was AwesomeSponge, who met the banhammer (detailed above).
Luigi's individual stupidity
Alright, you've heard enough about Joey's gay sex orgy. Let's move on to the horrendous idiocy that he has done as an individual.
Typical log/edit summaries by Luigi
See User:BlittleMcNælsen/Luigirules33/Logs/Wiki summaries.
MEDIA WIKI I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO SYSOP.
If it wasn't already obvious, little Tylerkins totally knows how to use his sysop powers wisely. He might just make it to be the next ED admin!
# (show/hide) 01:42, 13 March 2012 Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) (BUT ITS NOT FURFAG) # (show/hide) 01:41, 13 March 2012 Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked) (Having ''this'' amount of incredible immaturity should be against the rules.) (unblock | change block)
...and:
(Block log); 00:36 . . Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs) blocked Spidey665 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) (it really kills me to have to block one of my best friends who was so nice to me, but our friendship is over. i will let you come back when we are friends again)
...because clearly offsite drama with a user is grounds for blocking (this wasn't on FunnyMedia). Oh, and...
# (show/hide) 01:43, 13 March 2012 Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) (imagine how mad he will be... i will need a screencap of his ugly pissed off face) # (show/hide) 01:42, 13 March 2012 Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) (LOL) (unblock | change block)
tl;dr he uses his sysop to block people he doesn't like even if they've done nothing wrong on that particular site and other things of that nature
On the IRC
See User:BlittleMcNælsen/Luigirules33/Logs/IRC.
Sockpuppet wankery
Joey also likes to pull the same crap Bill9929 did on Wikia. He makes a sockpuppet account, has it vandalize or something of the sort, then bans it to look like an hero. Here is just one example from AntiDaNASCATGroup:
# (show/hide) 21:44, 30 December 2011 Luigirules33 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Clock (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Stole my IP address) (unblock | change block)
...because you can totally just "steal" an IP address. Yeah, that's how it works alright.
A CheckUser quickly disproves his excuses:
Incoming crapflood tsunami!
We've saved the best for last. The sweet, delicious, crapfloods of butthurt that Luigi will blast at you in every direction if you get on his bad side.
You see, what Luigi likes to do for every little thing that makes him butthurt is find every place the culprit of the butthurt is registered at, and spam everything of theirs that he can.
Luigi's anus, pouring out blood at maximum force
Just as expected, when Luigi found the HumorlessMedia Foundation he went on a major butthurt vandal rampage on both AntiElijahGroupPedia and Pro DaNASCAT Group Wiki (two of HumorlessMedia's spoof wikis), as well as SM64 Machinima Wiki, another wiki by the [samefag|same person]] who made HM, blatantly oblivious to the fact this only made him look like even more of a frenzied manchild. The remnants of his attacks can be found here, here, and here.
He took it upon himself to rewrite Blittle's article on FunnyMedia. He also spammed BlittleMcNilsen's YouTube channel and DeviantArt profile comments with hate messages, and (on YouTube) sic'ed his partner in buttpain SportsHater091000000 on him too. He even went as far as to put a hate message about Blittle in his YouTube channel description.
When he was blocked, he proceeded to come back with a sock account and spam even more, and continues to do so to this day. He claimed that he didn't care what Blittle said, but apparently he cared enough to go through all this effort just to try and troll him (protip: you're doing it wrong).
Truce
Finally, tired of this after realizing Blittle wasn't cracking, he tried to make truce. This is detailed in the gallery below:
- Gallery of Truce
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One more chance.
The result of the truce
Luigi helped out at the SM64 Machinima Wiki by reverting one of his own vandalism edits that was overlooked, but when Blittle thanked him, he quickly got butthurt again and said that he was "insulting him" by calling him a vandal. After a friendly little discussion, Tylerkins went back to failtrolling him with "witty" replies to pretty much everything he said and moar crapflooding. The "truce", then, was a failure.
Luigi Ragequits FunnyMedia
—Gotta admit, he's right about FunnyMedia | ||
Joey finally became so fed up that the rest of the FunnyMedians were assuming good faith and not following his ways of automatically banning people he doesn't like, he quit FunnyMedia and went into a dark corner to weep.
[18:47] <@Blittle> LOLOLOLOL [18:47] <@Blittle> LUIGI RAGEQUIT FUNNYMEDIA [18:48] <@eToothy> Yep [18:48] <@Blittle> So what made him do it? [18:48] <@eToothy> Basicly, It was you becoming FunnyMedia Staff [18:48] <@eToothy> because Me and Spidey trusted you [18:49] <@eToothy> aparently, he didnt trust you ~.~ [18:49] <@Blittle> LOLOLOLOLOL [18:49] <@Blittle> THIS IS PRICELESS [18:49] <@Blittle> I'M PUTTIN' IT ON HM [18:49] <elmoyquenoche> Would Awhaa know? [18:50] <@eToothy> Blittle: I allready did [18:50] <@eToothy> elmoyquenoche: Yep [18:51] <@Blittle> I see. [18:51] <@Blittle> kthx
Just so you know, Awhaa is one of the winrars that vandalize FunnyMedia for the lulz.
- Gallery of Ragequit
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But it doesn't stop there. Because Bill9929 once called him a "trolling retard", he now pulls the same crap he did with Blittle. And ED thought Bill was bad...
- Gallery of Bill
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The effect of the ragequit on Tyler's cronies
The rest of FunnyMedia realized how butthurt Luigi was after that little incident and all of his closest friends betrayed him. See User:BlittleMcNælsen/Luigirules33/Logs/Cronies go bye-bye if you want the tl;dr version (which you likely don't) (note that Bill's "betrayal" came before the ragequit).
ProAwhaa Wiki
After Luigi's ragequit, he decided to pose as Awhaa (we mentioned him earlier) and start a "Pro Awhaa Wiki". He made a sock account called Toto23 on FunnyMedia and posted a link to it. At first everyone though it was Awhaa, except he behaved nothing like the real Awhaa (he didn't even make one mention of the GNAA). In fact, he behaved much like a certain someone that this article is dedicated to. After some discussion on ProElijahGroup's IRC, they came to the conclusion that this was Luigi because he failed to actually imitate Awhaa's personality. The conversation was logged, but it's tl;dr so we do not recommend reading it. The basic gist is that Luigi fails at impersonations and that his very recognizable personality gave him away.
And so they raped it up the anus. As soon as Spidey's autoblock expired, he made an account named "I Hate AwesomeSponge". Luigi, being the gullible idiot he is, took the bait and gave him sysop and bureaucrat. Immediately, Spidey took away his rights and blocked him. The rest of the gang came in and completely ransacked the wiki, although Bryce (another FunnyMedia member) was a LulzKill and deleted all the "sick" and "against the law" pics they uploaded. If you want to see it for yourself and maybe even help vandalize it some moar (and upload some moar shock images for Bryce to baleet), it is here: http://proawhaawiki.jumpwiki.com/
Luigi's reaction to this page
Now, let's see what kind of stupidity and butthurt Joey churned out when he found out about this article. He sent Blittle many of his usual butthurt YouTube PMs. Screencaps of all of these are shown in the gallery below.
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He then began sucking up to him...
...and when Blittle pointed this out...
—BlittleMcNælsen | ||
...he claimed...
—Joey | ||
tl;dr he mad
Sites Luigi is on
Wanna drop by and milk this juicy lolcow's milk? Here are some sites you can find him on:
YouTube
Luigi is SUPERMARIOROCKSYES on JewTube, but he also has a bunch of sockpuppets that he uses for block evasion whenever somebody blocks him for his idiocy. Here is a list of all such accounts that we currently know of (he claims he has hundreds of them though):
- SUPERLUIGIR0CKSYES
- SUPERPEACHROCKSYES
- SUPERDIDDYROCKSYES
- SUPERWARIOROCKSYES
- SUPERYOSHIROCKSYES
- SUPERBOWSERROCKSYES
- MAGICNYANCATROCKSYES
- SUPERQUEENBROCKSYES
- SUPERWIGGLERROCKSYES
- SUPERKIRBYROCKSYES
- SUPERKINGDDDROCKSYES
- SUPERMKNIGHTROCKSYES
- SUPERDKROCKSYES
DeviantArt
http://luigirules33.deviantart.com/
AND:
http://spidey-luigi-team.deviantart.com/
Wikia
As said before, he's globally b& there, but you can still vandalize his user/talk pages if you want. And he's got a sock called SMRY1239, spam him too.
- http://www.wikia.com/Special:Contributions/Luigirules33
- http://www.wikia.com/Special:Contributions/SMRY1239
FunnyMedia
And of course, FunnyMedia, although he's global b& there as well:
See also
- User:BlittleMcNælsen/Luigirules33/Logs - IRC and wiki edit/log summary copypasta
- The FunnyMedia Foundation - go vandalize it, for great justice
- The HumorlessMedia Foundation - go contribute to it, for great justice
- Bill9929 - Joey's former butt-buddy
- Wikia
- JewTube
- Butthurt
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Intellectual Checkmate
- Insane
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