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The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

ATTENTION!

The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.

You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Martinez Perspective (Powerword: Brandon Martinez, A.K.A Zander C. Fuerza, Martinez Politix, Nazbols Exposed, Red Ideologies, and more) is a sad internet story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old schizophrenic virgin homosexual, Canadian/Slavic/Moroccan/Mexican/rat mystery-meat, and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long TL;DR rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers to insta-ban them, and harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of lulz he generates from being a bumbling retard.

Rebrandon is also a retarded shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him enough internet clout and jew gold. This is working out for him so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ lolbert conclusions such as "Hitler being a communist" and "fascism itself being communist too, and therefore evil." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed "National Conservative" who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le white genocide.

Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "spergnats"), "Nordicism" (read: racism), and economic autism; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.

Brandon's "content"

Brandon's content is genuinely terrible. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking boring. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel decompose for hours than a single minute of this shit. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal faggot rat voice that continues to babble on and on about the most retarded shit ever with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.

Beanez is surprised to hear that Norway has beaches.

This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.

"This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.

Quality content; 100% serious political commentary.

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IRL content

Mysterious behind the scenes photo of a strange alien creature from Morocco

After years of the evil harassment from these evil no-good spergnats about how he does no content outside his one room favela, Shartinez mutters to himself "THEM'Z DANG NORDICIST SPERGSCHIZONATS WANT TO SEE MI OUTSIDE? I WILL SHOW DEM ESE!!!", buys himself cheap shitty equipment with a year worth of streaming, and waddles outside to harass random Spanish citizens, asking them fucktarded questions; one time Muttinez got angry at an old man for saying beating women is bad.

Another thing these videos revealed is that despite all the LARPing and claims that he attends the gym on a regular basis: Brandon, in reality, is a disfigured fat blob with skeletal bow legs who can barely walk. What's next, does he have his penis on his stomach too? The cause or reason behind the mishapen legs remains a mystery: either he was born with rickets, or—more likely—his black ex-boyfriend Bongo surprise-plapping him to the point of deformity.

Waddle waddle waddle!

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Brandon's Telegram Empire

	“	/ban retard	„
	—80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels

The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home OTI. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, all of his channels are quickly losing followers due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown MGTOW loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he never had any big following to begin with?

Brandon, being the absolutely insecure faggot that he is, regularly wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website, and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he quickly finds it and disables it too; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.

Channels/chats

Martinex Politix - His main chat
Martinez Perspective
La Perspectiva Martinez
Nazbols Exposed
Red Ideologies
Wignats Exposed
Econ for Dummies

Bans

Of course, no insecure butthurt lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown micropenis of his to gay nigger porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say Hitler was cool? Ban. Ask why the reactions are disabled? Ban. Ask anything? Ban. Win in an arguement against him? Permaban. Be a furfag or self-admitted brownie? Made admin.

Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "retard", "sperg" and "faggot", while being all of those himself.

Trolling Beanez

Call him brown
Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
- Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-Donald and Pro-Ukraine sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with Bad Vlad and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
- For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless Slavs, Greeks, and other impurities. Instant ban guaranteed!
Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

Beanez the Homo

Black ex-boyfriend?

Beanez the Spambot

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External Links

martinezperspective.net - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
martinezpolitix - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
martinezofficial - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; wiped everything from it in the typical lolcow fashion.
mpvids - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
nazbolsexposed - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
redideologies Fifth channel for calling Hitler a communist.
martinezpolitix - His Kick
martinezpol3 - His Xitter (SUSPENDED LOL)
His Odysee