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Corey Margera
Corey Margera, formerly known as FastandFurious450, is a resident of New York Shitty, as well as a Weeaboo/high yellow/scorned gamer. Most of his life, he was tormented by annoying niggers (and white trash) because he preferred to listen to hardcore music such as Slipknot and Rob Zombie over shitty rap music. He is an introvert, meaning he would rather plop down on a rickety couch to watch anime or rant on people on the internet than go out and make friends, because black people are the devil's creations. Although his life isn't that bad, he produces a series of rather entertaining rants against society, and cover a variety of subjects, from religious people to his bitter hatred for DmC compared to its predecessors. Also, he tries to be super edgy in each of his rants, and has a fucking Sonic Adventure cutscene in his intro.
Life before YouTube
Corey grew up in the ghetto, watching anime on a burned-in Panasonic CRT. During elementary and middle school, he would talk with his friends about how the latest episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or WWF RAW IS WAR kicked ass, along with playing shitty games on the now far dated SNES and N64. While not doing much else because he was a nerdy little bitch with good taste shitty weeaboo taste, he would also masturbate to porn when taking a break from the ladies because Corey was such a playboy. Later on in life, during his teens/twenties, his friends matured and started having actual lives, and the full-on fooleshness began for Corey. At his all-black college back in 2007, he was jumped by a different gang everyday for wearing Slipknot and Dragon Ball Z shirts to class. This would taint his spirit, and he would begin to form his nostalgiatard mindset. Despite popular belief, Corey is a Caucasian man and not a black guy like he likes to let on. He had an opportunity to move in with his father, who lived in the suburbs, but decided to stay in the city due to family issues. He tried to fit in and have a social life when he realized that he was meant to be a loser and alone for the rest of his life. After realizing that he was not the partying type, he became Straight Edge and swore to Never drinking again. This would lead to Corey finding new hobbies like watching anime, watching old wrestling from the attitude era, reading comic books and mangas like a complete nerd, playing his older video game consoles like his GayStation 2 and watching Youtube videos. He would watch idiots like the Angry Video Game Nerd, Elpresador and Nostalgia Critic and completely ripoff their characters to create a shitty one of his own. This lead to the birth of one of the most charismatic individuals in YouTube history Corey making a complete ass of himself and proclaiming himself to be the "Taste God" moar like FAKE GOD AMIRITE?
FastandFurious450
Mostly just wrestling videos and video game/console reviews... until 2011, when he posted an innocuous video (the opening cutscene of Devil May Cry, which he is a HUGE fan of) with the following description...
—Corey, Like a true keyboard warrior. | ||
More than a few gamers who actually enjoyed the reboot stopped to comment Corey can't just judge a game by its art style and character design, each getting responses by Corey about how the franchise was practically dead and gone (to be honest, he had a point) because of the change in character attributes and storyline. And let's not forget the obligatory "You have shitty opinions and bad taste!" remark he likes to make.
Luckily, since his video description was too good not to make fun of, an editor at EGM.com caught onto it and a whole article about why DmC wasn't that bad, using his description as a basis. Must have been a slow day, eh?
From that day on, he decided to make rants exposing people with "bad taste." On a side note, he made a "15 Facts About The Original PlayStation" video where he basically trashes the console for not being as good as the Nintendo 64 and Sega Dreamcast.
The COREY MARGERA ERA!
In 2014, he returned to YouTube, leaving all good judgment at the door. This time around, he decided to unleash his rage by producing a series of repetitive rants on the black community. He even made a nearly hour-long video on why he became an introvert:
Just for fun:
Shortly after Corey uploaded these videos, a horde of autistic 10-year-olds and manbabies latched onto his videos taking nearly everything he had to say to heart, despite not realizing he was playing a character. Among them were Perfect Welch, Salim Ibrahim, TheFutureKing, and supermario1999/pokemonnerd2000, who all went on to make shitty time-consuming pop-culture rants when they weren't jacking each other off and calling people who disagreed with them nerds with bad taste or Sony fanboys who listen to Justin Bieber while ogling a Dolph Ziggler poster.
The Feud With Boonslayer
In January of 2016, fellow virgin Boonslayer, hailing from the failure known as the commentary community, uploaded a video where he criticized Corey's views on the PS4's backwards compatibility. Needless to say, Corey was pretty pissed off about this. He could have just ignored the video or perhaps, LEARN from it honestly there was nothing to learn from that retarded video. Instead, he made a hysterical comedy video portraying Boonslayer as a nasally egotist.
Corey's response:
The feud went back and forth for a couple of days, or at least long enough for Corey to show himself on camera.
It all culminated with Boonslayer displaying his inability to rap/sell T-shirts. (WARNING: Cringe ahead.)
The Diss Track
Macho King
A former fan of Margera's, Macho King also known as Quinn Lucas decided to jump in by commenting on Boonslayer's video about Corey's entertaining videos. Unbeknownst to supermario1999, this would lead to a civil war between him and Macho, who told him that he ultimately shouldn't be friends with Corey. This shook supermario1999, because Corey was the closest thing he had to a friend. Right on time, the Margera Defense Force entered the fray, bashing Macho King and Boonslayer. While Corey and his lowlife friends were on Google Hangouts one night, a shady individual created a fake "Macho King" account. The fake account later said that he was using Boonslayer as a means to eliminate Corey from the internet. This did not sit well with the commentators.
What Corey jacks off to
- WWF Attitude Era
- The original ECW
- Doom
- Slipknot
- Sonic
- Mega Man
- The Amazing Spider-Man trilogy
- Nintendo 64
- The Suburbs
- Devil May Cry
- Eli Roth movies
- Slayer
- Power Rangers
- Dragon Ball Z
- Pizza
- Hot white and Japanese chicks
- MGTOW
What makes Corey boil in rage
- Rap
- Racists (Despite not giving a shit about the black community)
- Grand Theft Auto
- Boonslayer
- Macho King
- Sony fanboys
- BLACKB0ND
- The ghetto
- Dubstep
- Stereotypes of black people
- Game of Thrones
- Breaking Bad
- The Big Bang Theory
- 2010s television in general
- Hard video games
- College
- New York
- Feminism
How to troll Corey
- Tell him Nintendo/Sega have always sucked and that Sony is infinitely better.
- Comment that John Cena/Roman Reigns/Dolph Ziggler is awesome.
- Say that the original Dante is inferior to the DmC one.
- Say that Grand Theft Auto is the best gaming franchise of all time.
- Tell him his intro is cancer.
- Make a rap song about him.
External Links
See also
- Salim Ibrahim - engages in phone sex with Corey quite often; is subscribed to Matthew Davis.
- supermario1999/pokemonnerd2000 - Highly autistic twenty-something who gives incoherent thoughts on Nintendo games.
- Devil May Cry - Corey's favorite game franchise.
- Wrestling
- Heavy Metal
- Weeaboo
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