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Revision as of 14:13, 3 October 2015
Filthy Frank (Powerword:George "Joji" Miller) is an Australian-Japanese YouTuber who goes out of his way to be offensive. He is, for all intents and purposes, all the cancer of /b/ in one filthy, vulgar, horrifyingly lulzy channel. His fans are pretty much all /b/tards and creeps. He absolutely despises Weeaboos for bastardizing Japanese culture, despite this, at least 90% of his fanbase is weeaboos, and even a few bronies. He knows how fucking filthy his channel is, and admits his channel is full of disgusting shit.
Biography
On June 15, 2008, Miller created his channel, 'DizastaMusic' and thus a new cancerous tumor was born. Under the mask of his (we hope) alter ego 'Filthy Frank', he uploaded rants, sketches and raps on a variety of colourful subjects such as 'First day of school' and 'Black People Don't Let Me Freestyle'.
The character 'Filthy Frank' was born out of a video where Miller talks about explosive diarrhea. The video was apparently uploaded out of a bet. If the clip got over 10,000 views, Miller would be able to punch a friend in the nuts as hard as he could. The video did indeed reach over 10,000 views and we can only assume his friend's balls are no more.
Fast forward a couple of years and Filthy Frank now aims to be the 'embodiment of everything a person should not be' via offensive opinions, raps about butthurt commenters, screaming at people in public and just plain awfulness. He does all this on his main channel, TVFilthyFrank, where the rage of feminazis and SJW asspies flows freely.
He speaks fluent Japanese and actually went to college in Japan. He jumps between living there or in Brooklyn, NY. His experience in Japan enrages the Weeaboos who stumble across his channel, as he constantly reminds them they would (still) be considered freaks and losers if they ever moved there.
FF the PUSSAY MASTER
He is also known to claim to be the p0ussy master and give advice to his shit fanbase how to get pussy tips by understanding wimmin. He is clearly da pussey magnet and a real gangsta.
- [HOW TO get laid guide]
- [HOW TO pick up wimmin in 30 different cultures guide]
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- [HOW TO understand justgirlythings guide]
- [HOW TO pick up wimmin in Japan guide]
Harlem Shake
When Filthy Frank created the Harlem Shake, his rice fields were rustled by an influx of teenagers who subscribed to his already filthy channel. To cleanse his channel of this cancer, the next video he made contained some fat ghetto booty and featured Santa Claus' retarded brother. Surprisingly, there was enough distilled autism in this video to cleanse his channel of the pizza faces, returning the filth levels in Frank's rice fields back to an acceptable level.
Characters
There are few humans in the Filthy Frank universe, due to the apocalyptic event brought on by Chin-Chin that resulted in most people becoming "Lycras" - people who seemingly have lycra skin of different colors.
Filthy Frank: Also called Papa Franku or "b0ss", he is of course the ringleader of this filthy freak show of autism and AIDS. He was a happy kid for a long time until one day the Dark Lord Chin Chin brought about the Chinpocalypse, turning most of Earth's population into freakish, insane, lycra-clad retards. Frank is a half Japanese half Australian acne-ridden "teenager" (despite claiming he is 54 years old). He wears a dirty blue shirt in all his videos, and sometimes, no pants, along with having a tendency of showing no basic hygiene skills, which is typical of asspie riddled perverted faggots such as Franku. Yet he shows some signs of care by getting a haircut. Is also convinced he is actually black. In reality, he is portrayed by George Miller, a 21 year old college student in Brooklyn who goes back to Japan for the summer time and winter and give the already cancer riddled Japanese people living there more cancer. He occasionally flies to Australia to partake in more filth with HowToBasic.
Pink Guy: One of the most well know characters in the entire series. He speaks in broken English and usually claims he has cancer. He refers to Frank as "b0ss". His rapping ability is second-to-none, although to everyone but himself he seems to be constantly spouting gibberish and convulsing on the floor. He is Frank's most trusted friend, and has been asked to do everything from collect Almond Milk from a grocery store to warning civilians of Chin Chin's return. When faced with confrontation, he often breaks into dance, to confuse and frighten his opponents. He is a Lycra with a pink skin suit. In the 2015 Chin Chin Sacrifice, he was kidnapped by Chin Chin despite the autism from the sacrifices being strong enough to please our dark lord. He is considered by most to be the most loved character in the entire series, and even dropped his mixtape by releasing his debut album.
Salamander Man: Another Lycra, Salamander Man is seemingly a deviant homosexual despite showing interest in black ass. He was born from the nipples of Pink Guy. He has a white lycra bodysuit with a ripped part at the ass end, and a "Salamander" hat on. He is almost always rubbing his nipples and screaming "NYESSSS". It is unknown how long he has been doing this, but we can assume he has lost all sensitivity in his nipples from prolonged rubbing. He is also a skilled flute player, playing the flute with his nose. Despite only saying NYESSSSSS and sometimes no, he can still communicate and be understood by all of the characters in the universe.
Lemon Guy: A mutated Lycra-lemon crossbreed, he is one of the few Lycras that can communicate in English. He rarely talks but when he does, he says shit like "Oh yeah man dats some dank kush", "21", "I'M A LEMON", and "caaaaann somebody gibe de pusi b0ss?" like Pink Guy does. He has the ability to produce weaponized lemons, which Chin Chin feared at first, however he downright sucks at it. He also has a white Lycra suit and wears a lemon on his head.
Safari Man: The stereotypical Japanese tourist, he is a creepy pervert obsessed with breasts, ass and pubic hair, and is one of the few human people that isn't a Lycra. He has done a few Japanese 101 lessons and features frequently in Frank's videos. Despite being obviously retarded, he does have a unique ability. He can spot spies from Chin Chin's realm. This assists the gang in the video "PINK GUY COOKS TAOYAKI AND RAPS" when he identifies Creepy Guy as Chin Chin in disguise.
Dick: Santa's brother, he's a lady's man who sings about not getting any pussy, he also suffers from an unknown disease he got after having sex with a woman.
Chin Chin: Also known as The Dark Lord, he is a mysterious god that everybody in the series worships. He relies heavily on sacrifices of chromosomes everyday. He kidnapped Salamander Man when Frank forgot to give him his chromosomes, and has now taken Pink Guy and banished Frank back to his dirty rice fields. He screams ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO! and can only talk that way. His eyes are also sewn shut, so he drew fake eyes over them. He wears a black Lycra suit. Had his back broken by Prometheus.
Red Dick: Pink Guy's Lycran brother who dons a red Lycra suit. He is a Japanese creature who speaks very little English and Broken Japanese. He has a habit of eating almost everything. Toilet paper, Wasabi, poisonous fruit, you name it and he'll eat it, he apparently created a god too.
Prometheus: A god who was created by Red Dick. He is a big huge muscular man in panties and can kill anybody by simply throwing a trash can at them. He's also one of the few white people in the entire series too. He broke the backs of Chin Chin and Pink Guy when Red Dick lost a Rock, Paper, Scissors match with Pink Guy, which followed by Pink Guy summoning Chin Chin.
Mr. Negi: An autistic root who has a tendency of dying and coming back as a new Mr. Negi, sometimes even comes back as a nigger. He never talks, but can beat the shit out somebody with a leek.
Dr. Trill: A therapist who forced Frank out of his apartment when his faggot-ass neighbors whined about noise from his show, also the son of Frank apparently. Dons a grey suit.
Dad (also known as Dade: The dad of everybody in the entire series, even Chin Chin. He's an autistic, scrawny, bald man who can't talk and acts like a total asspie everywhere he goes. Loves to vomit up chocolate on people and scream. He died of cancer, probably from Franku's filth. Also revealed to be a chocolate bald man. He is currently thought to have died after Frank couldn't save him, but there is speculation about if he remains dead.
Mr. Magic Man: A blind magician who is Frank's biggest enemy and a supposed brother of Chin Chin, he brought the meme epidemic to Frank's apartment one day. He dons a black Lucra suit and has goggles fused to his eyes.
Hurshey's Kiss: A morbidly obese faggot who dresses up like a Hershey's Kiss, he also Has a tinfoil hat on.
Alpha Centurion/The Shaman: A midget sized Azn with really big muscles. Rumored to be a shaman hailing from Taiwan.
Pookie: Franku's nigger best friend. Has a tendency of being killed by Franku, after all he is a weeaboo rapper who thinks he has talent in making Mixtapes. He sums up everything wrong with Franku's fanbase.
Minor/Unnamed characters
Throughout the show's history, there have been countless characters, this just sums up the ones who have had very little screen time.
Red Power Ranger: A mysterious entity who has only made very little appearances in the entire show. Dons a red power rangers lycra suit and mask. Mostly appears in music videos and was present for the Harlem Shake.
Mysterious Grey Alien: Another Mysterious entity who like the Red Power Ranger, has made very little appearances in the show, and currently remains the only unnamed entity to have a line in which he asks a worried Frank if he's insured after running a dog over on the way home.
Creepy Guy: A man in a black lycra suit with a Rubber Sumo Wrestler Mask on, not much was known about him until Safari Man pointed out that it was Chin Chin in disguise all along. Has vanished from the show since then.
Brock Lee: A muscular black man who joins Franku on his quest to cure Dade of his mysterious illness. Uses fucking broccoli as his weapon of choice.
Dr. Sack: A fat and old man who refused to help Franku save Dad. Also disarmed Frank and his henchmen without a problem.
Racist Santa: Name implies, Santa's redneck alter ego. Really hates black men.
Over Priced Mac Computer: Frank's porno machine that is trying to find meaning in life, dealing with issues of suicide, last seen swimming
YouTube
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Screenshots of typical Franku pr0n
External links
TheFilthyFrank
FilthyFrank
DizastaMusic - He doesn't update this channel anymore- TVFilthyFrank - He uploads all his new videos here
- Toodamnfilthy - His second channel that he usually forgets about
- jojivlogs - His "personal blog." Has since been completely blanked
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