Heath Ledger

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Heathcliff Andrew Ledger, known on 4chan as Keith Dedger (April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008) was a homosexual Australian actor, most noted for his ass-ramming antics on Brokeback Mountain. That movie was only the culmination of a career in professional faggotry, starting with his first ever role as a gay cyclist in the TV series Sweat. He then went on to further success jabbing men with large sticks in the action hit A Knight's Tale.

He grew up rich and beautiful, which no doubt led to his now an heroic addiction to hookers and blow. He was one of those actors who believed the best way to get in the mind-set of a self-destructive character is to follow their example. So to prepare for his role as a serial-killer clown in the Batman movie he decided to kill a bunch of people, starting with himself.

The cause of death was a wicked self pwn, claimed to be an overdose of prescription drugs. However, death by poisonous barbs was the rage in Australia at the time; an overdose of AIDS was considered another potential cause. His last words are reputed to be "LOL BRB SUICIDE."

According to pre-pubescent boys, he was the greatest actor of all-time, despite the fact that they can't name any movies with him in it besides The Dark Knight. In this movie, the bulk of his acting consisted of ripping off Tim Burton movies, licking his lips and faking an American accent. Basically, the role could have been played equally as well by anyone able to watch Beetlejuice. The rest of Ledger's career was less than memorable as he played the same character in nearly every film he was in.

Early Career

Young Heath began his acting career at a young age playing the leading role in Peter Pan. Traditionally, the role of Peter Pan is reserved for a female, but Ledger landed the role with his teachers citing his effeminate and often eccentric behavior making him "more ladylike than the rest of them." After an early graduation, he moved to Sydney with his "Girlfriend" and "Best Friend" (fag hag and lover, respectively), where he landed a role as a gay cyclist. After a few television appearances and a few handjobs to producers, he made it to the big time.

Life as a confused Hollywood heartthrob

His striking good looks and Australian accent quickly earned him the badge of "heartthrob" in media outlets. His good looks first won over the hearts of a generation of teenage american girls when he appeared in the film "10 Things I Hate About You" and fingerfucked a nigger in the butt.

Buttsecks Boogaloo and Controversy

Why So Exploitable?

Heath is perhaps best known and loved for his role as the gay cowboy in the Academy Award-winning film Brokeback Mountain. Despite widespread praise for his portrayal of a gay man, critics argue that Heath's character is not really a 'cowboy' at all but, instead, a rape-crazy ass pirate.

Of note here is, of course, the disconcertingly minimal foreplay and shocking absence of lubricant. Studies show that, as the rectal mucosa provides little natural lubrication, a lubricant (such as a personal lubricant) is most often required or preferred when penetrating the anus. Leading scientologists agree that an insufficient amount of lubricant can make anal sex especially painful or injurious, given the vulnerability of the anal tissues. Damage is more likely if intercourse is forcible or aggressive; if alcohol or other drugs have dulled sensitivity; if communication is poor; if technique is clumsy; or if you just spit on your fat cowboy cock and ram it right in without much warning. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS - Everyone knows that Heath Ledger's micropenis couldn't have injured a rubber thimble.

Despite the high risk of injury when fucking without lube, Heath still pounded Jake Gyllenhaal's ass into this. Clearly, when Heath wants to rape someone anally, everything goes right out the window.

Meanwhile, prominent gay activists have publicly suggested that next time Jake Gyllenhaal should consider safer alternatives to Heath's Ledger.

"The true cause of Heath Ledger's death"

Death

	“	"Grabbin' pills!"	„
	—Heath Ledger, a star's last words

According to the Zionist media, the confusion of his sexual preferences, compounded by the pressures of society and the media, led him to OD on sleeping pills. However, the actual cause of death was an an axe to the head. During the filming of The Dark Knight, Christian Bale caught a glimpse of Ledger's business card. As Bale looked at the card, and saw its slightly off white coloring and its watermark, he was instantly filled with murderous rage and jealousy over Heath's superior card. So he invited Ledger over to his apartment, where he lectured Heath on how Huey Lewis and the News' song "Hip to Be Square" was not only a song about the pleasure of conformity and the importance of trends, but a personal statement about the band members themselves. Bale then got naked underneath a see-through plastic overcoat and butchered Ledger's head with an axe. After this he invited naked dwarves to his place for a naked cocaine party where they would use Ledger's penis as a ping pong paddle for disturbing spanking exercises.

Apparently Keith Ledger fanfic is all the rage.

To make things moar embarrassing for Ledger, Bale moved the body to Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment, his former party pal. People magazine reports that "They were hooking up, but neither were particularly interested in making it exclusive."

As for what drew the two together, says the source, "They had a bond that was based on partying, and they had the same tastes in partying... like, in terms of where they liked to hang out in New York, what time they would want to go out. They just had the same sensibility."

He clearly used a gun, not pills!

Without question and beyond doubt, Ledger was supremely fucked up, as he was described as being charmed by Olsen, who made him laugh as he would scarf down a big meal.

"Mary-Kate made him laugh a lot," an eyewitness recalled.

After Ledger's death, an entire news network was created so that people may ignore IRL things, and watch continuous updates as to his career, and the circumstances surrounding death. This news network used to be called CNN.

The truth of his demise.

Official Report

"I wish I knew how to quit you..."

Like with every breaking story, Faux News was on the scene immediately. The following is taken from Faux's web site, written by Brian Williams:

Gay penis puffer and star of the epic butt cowboy screenplay Brokeback Mountain Heath Ledger was found dead in his ratty Australian New York apartment yesterday from what police say appears to have been a fatal overdose of semen and cocaine suffered at an orgy comprised of some 20 men and at least one hermaphrodite. Upon noticing Ledger was dead, the participants fled the scene and continued the orgy at another location. When asked about Ledger's untimely death, his mother, Ethel's only comment was, "At least Hollywood will no longer be subject to movies with faggots wearing nothing but chaps and cowboy hats prancing around outside and waving their penises before they suck each other off."

When You Hire Stupid People, Don't Expect to Live.

January 24th 2008: Masseuse, rocket scientist and forward thinker Diana Wolozin got to Ledger's apartment 2:45 p.m. to give Ledger a healing massage. After wandering around the apartment for about 15 minutes she went in and set up a massage table nearby Ledger.

After shaking Ledger and thinking he might be dead she did what any smart Masseuse would do: She called all the way to California to Mary Kate Olsen four times before calling 911 on Ledger's cell phone.

Economic Impact

Since Heath was responsible for 75% of Australia's GDP, over 9000 points were lost on the Australian Securities Exchange Market 5 minutes after his death was announced. The market rebounded, fortunately, when more cheap Chin goods flooded the country.

The Internets React

Wikipedia reacts

Blake Yardley reports his death. [1]

God Hates Heaths

Fred Phelps immediately declared victory over the evil faggots and proclaimed his desire to dance on the Brokeback Mountain homo's AIDS infected grave. This led to copious amounts of butthurt from the gay community who loved to fap to his picture.

It would have been a true quest of lol if Phelps and the gang had actually attempted to picket the funeral of a celebrity; apparently they has sum security or somthin'. Also, the funeral was held in Australia, making the legality of picketing a funeral there and the cost of flying the whole family there an awesome waste of time and money.

RUH ROH.

Facebook Lulz

Taken from the Facebook group dedicated to this article, LOL HEATH LEDGER!:

	“	WoW ' i know you guys are 'TRYING' to be funny but if you really think about it ... your not ... your jokes are lame ... To poke fun at someone you'd prob make fun of them fallin down the stairs or a booger hangin out of their nose, not b/c their dead.... i didn't know & don't really care but i would never make fun of his death & wether or not you knew him, its still pretty gay that this is how you guys get your shits and giggles... So, when one of you lame'os die i'll make sure that when your friends are posting blogs about you and how 'cool' you 'though' you were, i'll be sure to make a lil group that says " Good Riddance to the Fag " and talk about how most of you could never get laid by a real woman in your lifetime ... & how you use to jerk off to gay porn and that your death was just a favor that god was doing for us b/c you were just a waste of space that he got rid of before someone else did . . . Funny Huh - maybe i should write a sitcome? ... Fuckin cock bags"	„
	—Connie Henderson, on spelling and grammar.

in response to "Connie Henderson on sp3Link anb gramer"

	“	I ' could take the time to point out all the retarded mistakes made in this rant, but anyone who completed high school should be able to point 'em out. So instead i'll simply say LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL oh, and if i you did make a group making fun of me i wouldn't care. 'CAUSE I'D BE FUCKING DEAD. i'm so cool you though!"	„
	—Connie Henderson, is so cool you though.

"Im so cool you though"... Wow, looks like someone DIDN'T complete high school, eh?

I wish I was so cool you

MySpace Lulz

This message was sent to the ED MySpace in response to this article:

	“	what a load of cunts you are. Now lets be fair for a moment. I'm a male who appreciates many a lol. I have made fun of the deceased in the past and i have definitely made too many gay jokes in my time. However this being said... There are certainly no lols or 'lulz' to be found on your shitter of a website. Its absolute fucking wank. Made me cringe x 10,000. All the jokes about Heath ledger on the home page- just made me furious, you cant make jokes about someone who has just died- at least give it a week! And come up with better lols then just calling him a 'faggot' or a 'bum-sucker' or whatever. I don't know if your trying to be 'taboo' or what, through the material you have placed on your website- but its not fucking funny! I didn't laugh once and i just thought how sad and pathetic anyone who writes or endorses the website must be. The website pretty much encompasses all ridiculously unfunny, fat, nerdy Americans. I bet whoever's reading this right now is a right fucking nerd as well and gets absolutely BULLIED like shit at school- or when you went to school. That's whats made you so ridiculously insecure and makes you wanna write all that fucking shit. G O GET SOME FUCKING SELF-RESPECT AND GET SOME FUCKING HERITAGE YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED COUNTRY OF FUCKING IMMIGRANTS. Your whats ruined this planet. Seriously. please only reply to this message is your under 20 stone.	„
	—Anonymous Ledger Fag, contemplating joining his idol.

Yes, because only Americunts edit this article. No Britfags allowed!

Jack Nicholson on Heath Ledger's Performance

	“	"Well, I warned him."	„
	—Jack Nicholson, for the lulz

	“	"Did you get your period yet, Carmen?"	„
	—Jack Nicholson

Apparently Jack finds lulz in it.

The Fresh Prince of Gotham

Heath's final role would later be related in this song...

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit there son
I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham.

Well no idea where I was born or raised
An Asylum was where I spent most of my days
Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool
And all digging my way out with a stolen tool
When a couple of guards
Caught me out of my bed
I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead
Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went,
They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint,

Evening Commissioner

I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared,
And if I may say, I really dig the beard,
Everyone points and call me delirious,
But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?"

Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free,
And told them they were all just freaks like me,
If they wanna destroy Gotham, there's just one plan,
It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman

I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three,
And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me"
Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste,
Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face.

Davy the Dungeoneer

In the greenest of our valleys 　　　By good angels tenanted, Once a fair and pretty boy - oh 　　　Pretty boy - reared his head. In the TV series "Roar"- 　　　We loved him! Never seraph spread his pinion 　　　Over an ass half so fair! Armor leather, glorious, skimpy, 　　　On his body floats and flows, (This- all this- was in the olden 　　　Time long ago,) And every gentle air that dallied, 　　　In that sweet day, Along the ramparts, so enticing, 　　　A sweaty odor went away.

Watchers of that happy series, 　　　Through their luminous screens, saw Prettyboys moving muscularly, 　　　To the music's well-tuned law, Round about a chair where, sitting 　　　(Shirtlessly!) In state his glory well-befitting, 　　　The hero of the realm was seen. And all with camera and console glowing 　　　By the blessed studio door, Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing, 　　　And sparkling evermore, A troop of Echoes, whose sweet duty 　　　Was but to sing, In voices of surpassing beauty, 　　　The wit and wisdom of their king.

But evil guards, in "SECURITY" garb, 　　　Guarded the monarch's high estate. (Ah, let us mourn!- for never morrow 　　　Shall dawn upon him desolate!) And round about his home the cameras 　　　That watched and zoomed - Now but a dim-remembered story 　　　Of the old time entombed. And when I come, now, to the temple 　　　The dungeon I'd set aside To capture Heath and keep him safe 　　　And locked safely inside I know my slothful cowardice, 　　　The guards, I never braved them A piteous end by mind-numbing drugs 　　　Because I never saved him.

Yahoo Answers

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080810155339AANmx98

"He died a few months ago. I suspect you already know this and are doing whats commonly known as 'trolling'. You deliberately posted this question looking for a reaction. Very sad." - Some fat bitch

"do you live in a cave? heath ledge has been dead since January." - Worlds most epic pun!

"He didn't go, what an Ass." - I know right!

" I do not know whether you are "trolling" or genuinely asking this question, and so since it is not proper to assume that you are trolling so I shall answer your question. Heath Ledger did not attend the premiere because he died in New York on January 22nd 2008. He was discovered unconscious in his fourth-floor SoHo apartment by his housekeeper and masseuse. The masseuse used Ledger's speed-dial on his cell phone to call his friend and fellow actress Mary-Kate Olsen, who directed a New York police officer to the scene at 3.26pm. The masseuse then phoned 911 to say that "Mr Ledger was not breathing" and, upon the urgings of the 911 operator administered CPR, but was unsuccessful. EMT were also unsuccessful in reviving him. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3.36pm and his body was removed from the apartment. His death was reported to have been the cause of a lethal mix of certain sleeping pills and anti-depressants prescribed to him by his doctors ("Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine."). He did not commit suicide, as the death was an accident. Having spent most of his time working for "I'm Not There", "The Dark Knight" and "The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus" over the last few months, Ledger had trouble with anxiety and insomnia. The reason he took so many of those different pills that day is said to be just a desperate attempt to catch up on sleep. Interestingly, Jack Nicholson (who played the Joker in the 1989 Batman film by Tim Burton) said he "warned" Heath Ledger on taking on the role of the Joker. In an MTV interview he expressed his anger that he was not asked to return to the Batman series, so perhaps this was sour grapes or was he genuinely warning Ledger that the role would have a heavy toll? Tributes to Ledger have been posted all over the world, including YouTube users fan videos to flowers and cards outside the apartment in SoHo to DVD tributes (he played Robbie in the Bob Dylan-inspired film "I'm Not There" in 2007, and recently the DVD was released and included a tribute to Heath in the special features section). In "The Dark Knight" (2008), his last fully completed film, he and Conway Wickliffe (a special effects technician who died in a car accident while preparing one of the film's stunts in London) received a dedication in the credits. The premiere was several months after his death" - Y SO SRS?

RIP Heath Gallery

Memories... scattered pictures, of the smiles we left behind... About missing Pics

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  An Ledger, an hero...
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  Heath's been using Brand X
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  Heath + Ledger = Heath Ledger
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  Heath Ledger's last words

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  so delicious
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  A scene from Brokeback Mountain.
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  What happened?! Your circuit's gone dead! Give me a status report!!
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  The inventor of the Heath Bar, The one thing this faggot actually did right.
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  He never told us!11!111!7
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  Why So Dead?\
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  Drugs, I Couldn't Quit You.
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  Good night sweet prince.
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  Suicide? I think not.
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  IMDb sensitivity
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  BRB nap
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  The death of grunge.
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  Heath didn't know how to quit, now hes dead.
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  An actor, an parent, an hero
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  Artist's rendition of the unfortunate incident.
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  Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.
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  The dangers of method acting, courtesy of 5 minutes in MSPaint.
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  I can has naptiem now? zzzz.
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  The newest Joker toy!
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  How can this be?
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  Crikey!

See Also

• Charmaine Dragun
• Perth
• Batman
• Why So Serious?
• Why So Exploitable?
• But you are died!

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