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Tom Preston
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Tom Preston is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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| Powerword: | Andrew Dobson |
| Nationality: | American |
| Gender: | Sissy male |
| Occupation: | Illustrator, comic creator |
| Years active: | 2006-2020 |
| Website: | Manchildcave |
—His introduction on SheezyArt. |
Andrew Dobson, better known by his pen names Tom Preston and CattyN/Catty Nebulart, is a 43-year-old starving illustrator, comic creator, animator, and wigger from Minnesota who was known for ranting about his convention failures, elitism, and his life as a victim. His most notable work is his webcomic So... You’re a Cartoonist, which generally depicted his life story growing up as a super-talented artist only to beg for money at conventions. Like how Fred Gallagher attempted to erase his poorly drawn lolicon, Tom Preston tried to hide his shameful past as a typical paraphile. In fact, he even posed as an innocent young girl who just so happened to love drawing anime girls being pumped with air and popped. Unfortunately for Tom, he forgot that denying the existence of his actions only results in the Streisand effect. Similarly to JonTron, Preston drew himself as slim with a full head of hair when in reality he is a repugnant, obese cueball.
Because of this, Tom Preston tried to put the blame on something else rather than taking responsibility and admitting his wrongs because, God knows, Preston is just an innocent fatty! As a matter of fact, Tom Preston blamed anime, critics, and digital tools for his poor art skills, when in reality he just got lazier. But don’t go giving tips on how to improve, his comics are perfect the way they are!
From 2006 all the way up to 2020, Dobson continued drawing his shitty comics; before suddenly deleting everything on his website and disappearing from the internets. Nobody knows what really happened to Dobson, but the most popular rumor is that he was forced to quit the internet by his own family.
CattyN
—CattyN/Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson, his first introduction. |
One day, our dear Andrew started posing as a pretty girl to pretend he's not another fat dude online and also draw inflation porn. Enter Catty Nebulart (CattyN), a cute, charming, physically fit psychopath who likes injecting girls with gas until they explode; as a man with only secondhand experience with women, he thought a girl with an inflation/murder fetish isn't as sick as a guy with it. During those days as a fetish artist, CattyN Tom Preston was another Azumanga Daioh fanboy who drew girls he disliked being inflated and popped. "CattyN" walked in the shoes of many other serial killers, having the stance that a few women characters were sacred and don't deserve to be involved in such perversion. Unlike Preston, she didn't make impotent death threats but just killed people she didn't like, making his self-insert like him but with balls.
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More women bursting with air here!
Andrew later thought that drawing tributes to an inflation/murder fetishist might cost him his income. Keep in mind this was the late 2000s, back when Andrew was a young man paid money by an employer for work, not now when he's a middle-aged man paid Good Boy Points by his family for being a very special boy. This was also before liberal laws added perverts as a protected class, so he could have been discriminated against for a little murder porn. Feeling every bit as oppressed as the Jews during World War 2, he contacted Mistystuffer, the Oskar Schindler of our story, to remove his artwork from the site. Mistystuffer was a pedophile who owned an inflation site full of shit drawings of loli characters as blobs and, more importantly to Andrew, was also a lazy coder who hid the drawings but left the images and html up. Needless to say, his original drawings resurfaced much like CattyN's victims as police dug up her yard.
Discovery
Later, an old fan reached out and said Catty should return to the inflation art community because fetishes are a "lifestyle" and therefore okay. The fan didn't realize that CattyN was deeply ashamed of his past and avoided the "community" like a plague.
—CattyN/Tom Preston, flipping the fuck out. |
When Catty found out, he decided it was time to stop dicking around, accept full-life consequences, and finally leave the Internet forever, but unfortunately he decided it would be a good idea to make sure he had the chance to tell the fucktard off before signing off for good, which resulted in massive lulz as CattyN was reduced to a screeching wreck and ended up saying exactly what he thinks of the "community".
As of now, his legions of fans are mourning the loss, despite their hero telling them that they're a bunch of sick fucks and then making sure everyone knows that the fucktard who ruined their faptime was him. This inevitably came back to haunt him as his popularity grew. As he drew more comics, which were just rants, he gained a number of haters who decided to dig up info on him. When they stumbled upon his old artwork, they began posting it everywhere on deviantART and 4chan. On June 20, 2011, Tom Preston decided to admit everything to his fan base. Moreover, he decided to depict himself as a victim of internet trolling to get his fan base to pity him and fight against his evil haters.
—Tom Preston, 30 June 2010 journal |
On September 26th, 2011, Tom Preston finally came out of the closet and make a comeback to the inflation community as CattyNReturns. Happy as a school girl, prancing and screaming "I'm back! It feels great! No more hiding from the truth!". It could be the fake Tom Preston but whatever. Everybody knows he pretends to be a girl name Catty Nebulart that "LOVES INFLATION!". On the bottom line I give it a day or two for Tom Preston to be butthurt and send his brainwashed fans to delete the account and gallery.
Three days later (September 29th, 2011) Tom Preston is butthurt to the next level after seeing the return of CattyN so he and his stupid young "fans" reported CattyNReturns until it was banned. However, some of his new sketches are saved for Encyclopedia Dramatica for great lulz and to show solid proof that Tom Preson is a butthurt inflation artist in denial. Interestingly enough, an old post of his as CattyN implies that he still does inflation art, but secretly... Preston you're a such sneaky bastard aren't you.
His Comics
Preston’s rise to fame was his comic So… You’re A Cartoonist? a comic centered on Tom Preston’s life growing up as a potential artist to a starving beggar. Of course, that being said, the comic isn’t really about being a cartoonist; it’s just about how Tom Preston deals with being poor as he was stupid enough to believe that drawing alone could get him a good future. Being in a comic all about himself, Tom depicts himself as a lovable young man who is constantly being played as the victim that just can’t get things his way. Beyond that, Tom’s caricature is often pissed at how nobody approaches him or buys his books.
To put it sweet and short: it’s just one big rant. In fact, a few of his comics have nothing to do with being a cartoonist; they’re flashbacks on Tom’s life. In other cases, it’s his controversial opinions on what art is. He tells people to avoid drawing anime-style so that they would “avoid” his mistakes in the past as he has been noted to blame his inflation art for making his art worse. At the same time, he also expresses his difficulties with digital art claiming that artists are better off doing things traditionally. What does this all mean? “Avoid art styles, don’t cope with new tools” is his general message.
With his comic being completely based on his life, he personifies his problems as caricatures. Persistent Pam, for example, is someone who points out his flaws. She essentially serves to symbolize people who point out his inconsistencies. What most of his fans do not realize is that Curmudgeonly Carl, his latest character, is a caricature of his critics. Unsurprisingly, Tom Preston depicted Carl as an elitist angry old man that thinks everyone around him is talentless just like his critics. This changed when Carl gained a fanbase and Tom decided to completely rewrite his character and label it as character development.
His animations
Criticism and Response
—The Webcomic Overlook, gave him a one out of five rating |
Fortunately, outside of his fan base, people have noticed that his comics are nothing special; they see through his bullshit. Because they don’t find his jokes to be funny they can see the following in his comics:
- Poor inking
- Lazy coloring
- Bland style
- Recycled formula
- Ego, elitism, controversial opinions
As a result, people began critiquing his comics. Surprisingly, Tom Preston is like every other tartlet; he can’t stand critique. Anybody who gives him general tips on how to fix certain errors will get a response from him saying that it’s “his” style or that he draws traditionally. Translation: I can’t improve! However, if a person was to talk about his opinion he would simply give them a smug reply or block them.
Ultimately, due to Tom’s response to his critics, trolls from /co/ and /a/ decided to troll him and his fans by creating multiple sock puppets that contains edits of Tom’s comics. It is of no surprise that these edits end up with Tom’s infamous Azumanga Daioh inflation art. Tom responds to this with even more smugness thus continuing this cycle. Occasionally, he will portray his critics’ opinions through his comics and, yet again, portray himself as the innocent victim.
Tom’s reaction towards criticism, itself, is oddly perplexing. He has made it clear that he has graduated from an art college; drawings from when he was a student actually show effort almost as if he pushed himself to his limits in order to graduate. That being stated, art students should generally expect critiques from anybody and would know that they ultimately serve for their improvement. Tom doesn’t hold that stance at all. In fact, he has commented on a certain drawing that concerns critique. The philosophy of this drawing is “only accept critique from people better than you at art”. To no surprise, Tom agreed with its message thus admitting that he thinks of himself above his critics.
However, he only held this opinion since 2008. Tom has been an avid blogger on SheezyArt and has cataloged IRL tantrums and bitchings. Since this was at a time when Preston was another nobody, he has made no effort to hide his true asshole tendencies.
—Tom Preston, SheezyArt Journal |
Despite Tom claiming he was merely doing it to critique artwork, the quote above is actually more relevant to him just being an asshole. This is proven in a journal he posted a month later in which he states his hatred towards criticism.
—Tom Preston, SheezyArt Journal |
An Average Dobson Reaction to Critique
Luckily, screenshots of these critiques were made before deletion. Notice the way he immediately discards advice simply because of the DeviantArt page of the person giving it, before the commenter reveals that he's actually a more successful webcomic creator who is smart enough to see that DeviantArt is in fact complete shit.
Dobbie at the London MCM (AKA "The water incident")
In May of 2012, Tommy boy joined the rest of the faggots of Fresh Epics, and went off to the comic convention in London. Little did he know that someone had a surprise for him. On the twenty sixth, as he was sitting around drawing horrible requests so he can afford to buy himself a hamburger later. Some faggot named "hanksbeaniehat" walked up to him wearing a mask and doused him with water no... threw a water balloon at him no... water bottle? nope, not that either. He did a dance, squirted water in his face like a little pussy while wearing a mask, left him a note and ran away. Still, the event was rather lulzy and was caught on tape.
But "Hank" did not know that he would have to face Full life consequences and he was soon being called a faggot by people who were unimpressed by his antics. Causing him to leave his final post on tumblr (including his letter to TP) and shut down his blog.
THIS IS ONLY BEING KEPT UP NOW BECAUSE OF ITS ORIGINAL POINT. I can see the original point of what I was trying to do has gone out the window.
No regrets.
None at all.
But this is getting silly. I shall not be responding to any more comments. I’m drawing the line, for real. I’m turning Tumblr off and walking away. It was fun at first, then hilarious, but now, I need to stop, let this die and move on. For real.
But, for any haters who still think it is still a good idea to mock me, go ahead, I won’t be responding, only liking/reblogging.
This has clearly elevated out of control and I have had enough.
26th May 2012. The day I pissed off Preston.
“The second instant was a hit and run. I was minding my own business doing sketch cards for fans when someone pushed through the crowd, sprayed me with what I hope was water from a water bottle, and took off running after throwing down some manifesto of some sort (which I didn’t even bother to read so nice wasted effort there man).”
How rude! I was only trying to stop him doing a godawful Spongebob impression! Wheres my purple heart!?
Because he didn’t read my little note, here is what it said;
—Hank, His tumblr |
I wanna make some things very clear.
Come at me, haters.
It was WATER. Pure, clean, water. NOT SPIT. I am not that disgusting, nor harsh, so that theory can go to hell.
I do not see myself higher, nor better then Preston. At all. I myself have a fuck load to learn about drawing and if someone were to spray water in my face, I wouldn’t react as harsh.
I did it (as the internet would say) mainly for the lulz. But of course, that term is biased, isn’t it, tumblr?
Those claiming it was assault, grow the fuck up. I could have done much, much worse, but again, I ain’t a violent man.
I didn’t even know he was gonna be there until a few weeks beforehand, you really think I would pay £16 to annoy one guy? Maybe I would, yes, but him being htere was just luck.
LOOK AT ALL THAT PUSHING I DID. I WAS SHOVING LITTLE OLD LADIES AND KIDS TO GET TO HIM.
The "Final" RageQuit (Nevar fogret 10/24/12)
Finally, after a week of having insane meltdowns on his tumblr and simply responding to people with "fuck you", Dobson admitted that his is not a professional, told people to stop having expectations of him and announced that he is quitting webcomics forever. Some of his fans tried to white knight him, but most people just lol'd at the 30+ year old man who let's himself be run off the internet and quit his chosen profession due to people calling him a faggot.
Selling Copyrighted Material & Fan Art
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After the RageQuit
Eventhough Dobbo said himself he would stop making SYAC, not even shortly after his "final" ragequit, he rebooted the comic series again. First he drew himself much younger, more like a animu figure, with a LOT more hair. Noticed yet, that whenever Dobson draws himself with more hair, he is in a borderline breakdown state?
Aside from this, his contract with BrentalFloss ended shortly after, making him completely unemployed. Rumors have it, that BrentalFloss had enough of Dobson's whining and kicked him off, but tried to do it professionally.
FUN FACT: The one time that Dobbo's lard ass wasn't available, Brent actually drew his first own comic and it was 5 times more entertaining (that doesn't mean it's good) than anything Lord Prestone ever shat out.
The Adventures of Dobbo the Bear
Dobson wouldn't be Dobson if he just resurrected his egoistical POV comic series. He actually transformed himself into a furry! Dobbo now appears as a blue gummy bear ripoff.
On top of that he now takes a defensive stance for FEMINISM. Yes, you read that right. This fat fuck, that was probably mocked a million times by girls in school and used to draw giant amounts of inflation porn, is now a defender of tyrannical women rights extremists. He's so fucking beyond BETA, he's most probably trying to get laid by something that's not a walrus for once.
He really doesn't know when to stop, does he?
Dobson's terrible bear comics also spawned a hilarious amount of shooped parodies.
The Giraffe Incident and the Great Doodle Wars
At the end of November 2013, a lonely artistic soul on Encyclopedia Dramatica discovered a Java tool called Goggles, which allowed you to scribble on all non-SSL secured websites. The drawings and notes could only be seen when one activates the tool itself, so it was actually invisible to non-users.
For the first few days, ED users doodled on Dobson's DeviantArt page, creating hate speech, cool drawings, commentaries and one-sided lulz. This all changed though, when Lord Prestone looked beyond his valley into the mighty EDF forums and saw those drawings in the Tom Preston thread. Immediately he grabbed himself a copy of the program and started BALEETING everything systematically. Yes, he went through all his comics, ALL his comics and subpages and erased every single drawing. During this art lolocaust, he killed a giraffe drawing that everyone at EDF cherished for some odd reason; this caused the beginning of one of the greatest shitstorms Dobson has ever started.
EDF reacted with an abrupt counter-offensive and drew much more hateful stuff, calling Dobson a "Giraffe murderer" and "Art killer". It must be noted that every single drawing on his pages looked more inspiring than anything Dobson ever made in Photoshop. This went on and on until Dobbles actually went on the front page and wrote in autistic looking letters: "LEAVE ME ALONE!". He actually spent the entire night (over 10 hours) erasing invisible drawings on his page. Soon his first white knights came in and started erasing mercilessly; most of them were Bronies. It was at this point that nobody could guess anymore if Dobson was actively partaking in this genocide, but that didn't matter later on. Why not? Because Dobson actually told his white knights on DA to destroy the drawings every week, completely contradicting his previous statement that he "doesn't care".
The continued destruction of art made EDiots rage so hard that they actually called in the horde for reinforcements. People from 4chan /co/ didn't seem to be interested at first, but as soon as increasinly more giraffes and drawings were killed, they started to grow a heart and actively intervened. 4chan also seemed to have adopted the Giraffe for a very short amount of time, but then forgot about it again. It was the first ever joint-strike force of ED users and 4channers in a long time; unfortunately nobody on /co/ ever knew who actually alerted them. The users of /co/ also hailed Goggles as the greatest webpage drawing tool ever invented. From that point on Dobson's DeviantArt page was a constant warzone between drawfags and white knights for about a year, before the program was made basically unuseable thanks to the retarded & greedy developers.
The braindead devs deactivated shared drawing around 2014 / 2015 on websites by default, locked features behind a paywall and renamed it, confusing not only Ediots, but also new customers. Today it is pretty much impossible to use the tool, now called "dudl.me", as it is not only being not updated, but also buggy, broken and can't be used on SSL-secured websites.
Besides the Giraffes, an ongoing theme was the fact that instead of drawing commissions, which were months overdue, Dobson drew godawful renditions of "The Hobbit" and "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". He kept on playing Skyrim and drawing repulsive shit about it, which was so bad that even his 2011 stuff looked better. He was constantly called out about it on Goggles and unless he ever finishes the commissions that those beta-faggots paid 30 bucks for, he would never find peace. Well actually it doesn't matter, just look at this article. Dobson is one of the greatest lolcows that ED has ever had and he will always deserve to suffer.
(Even more fucked-up bizarre: right around this time, the Great Quitter managed to talk himself into becoming a moderator on DeviantArt. And it was done very quietly.)
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The Commission Affair
One of the main complaints about Preston is that if he spent a quarter of the time he spends writing journals, arguing with people in the comment section of said journals and playing MineCraft and Skyrim as he does drawing, he might have actually gotten good at it, or at least had time to finish his multiple commissions. When confronted with there allegations Preston responded with the predictably dignified "You're not the boss of me" because his critics don't pay him money.
To remedy this, a number of people on EDF2's Preston thread pooled their money together (no one was willing to spend more money on Preston than the equivalent of a happy meal) and anonymously order a commission from him to review his work ethic.
The test followed very strict and fair rules. They would pay him, not set a deadline (because he refuses to work with one) and see how long it take him to complete the work, how well he communicates with his clients and how he responds to requests to fix mistakes. After which they would post their correspondence with him online.
That is how long it takes a "professional artist" like Dobson to produce a single drawing. Not only did it take him that long but he also didn't actually draw what he was asked for (the request was "Samus V Ridley", but they aren't fighting, they're posing), forgot to contact the customer for weeks (or months) at a time, ignored requests to revise by pretending he didn't notice them and created half of the picture by tracing something he had found online. The worst part of this was that not only was he capable of finishing the commission in a week (having previously worked on a weekly webcomic), but that he once drew a better version of the same thing when he wasn't being paid for it. Meaning that he can't be asked to put in even a modicum of effort into satisfying people who pay him money. Talk about a lousy whore.
After finding out what had occurred, Preston posted a journal about how he had been "Duped". Because, apparently, paying him money to do his job is a scam. In the journal he points out that he only does the revisions that he think fit his "style", even though people are paying him to draw what they want him to draw. He also said that had he known it was all "a set up" he would have put in more effort, meaning he doesn't give a fuck about his regular customers.
In the end, the evil cabal of EDF users proved what they sat out to prove and chose not to demand a refund since they all knew they were paying for shit from the start so they can't complain. Either way, this will probably reduce the amount of commissions Tom gets orders for so maybe next time he will be able to finish them in only three months and eight days.
02/12/2014 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ED!
Dobson's present from EDGamerGate Bipolarism
Back in August when Zoe Quinn went to order some burgers and fries at Kotaku, Dobson being the fat lovable ultra hyper feminist he is, immediately transformed into White Knight mode to try to get some of that pussy as well. Since his Get Laid plan failed, he shifted the blame on the GamerGaters, claiming that they're just all sexist man children. To commemorate the movement of GamerGate, he drew a lovely edition of SYAC with a parody of Vivian James.
The comic caused a lot of butthurt and shortly after Tom had to make a few revisions to the final product. After posting it on Twitter, somehow people were able to convince him that he was wrong for once, and he shortly joined the GamerGate movement. 3 days later, he threw everyone under the bus just like he did back when he was CattyN and changed his mind yet again. After stabbing everyone from GamerGate in the back like the fat untalented traitor he is, he went for round 2 by drawing TWO MORE SHITTY COMIC of Vivian James involving Luigi and Superman(????). In response, everyone in gamergate drew parodies of his parody and got him proper mad.
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6/30/2015 - Dobson himself didn't learn his lesson from his last punishment. He once again continues to talk shit about Vivian James along with the GamerGate community to cash in more jew gold.
Goodbye Forever Comment Section!
After years of abuse, he finally had enough. GamerGate pushed him over the edge and he announced that the comment section is closed FOREVAAAR!!!11!1!!1. Which is an odd choice, considering one of the main topics of GG was censorship. This only goes to show that Dobby is in lockstep with the rest of the SJW faggots. But fear not, you can still make fun of him on twitter.
Dobby gets trolled by Brianna Wu sock
To capitalize on Dobby's recent involvement in GamerGate, some EDiot decided to have a bit of fun.
He created a sock-puppet on twitter, posing as GamerGate hater and psycho tranny Brianna Wu by changing "spacekatgal" to "spacekatguy", and started tweeting at Dobson for , switching between super friendly and deeply offended to watch him intermittently suck-up and grovel to him for forgiveness. It was a truly pathetic display that lasted for days until Preston finally realized it wasn't really Wu himself.
The End of TomPreston? - The second (semi-)Ragequit (Neva fahget 06/17/15)
Tommyboy created a Patreon account, and considering how lazy he is, it didn't take long for him to get called out on it. After exactly that happened, Dobbo went into full defense mode. It only needed one call-out and Tom decided to leave deviantArt for good. (Remember, he was a sysop on DA. For the first time in his life, he had the power to ban artists who mocked him. And he tossed it away. Ask Curt Sibling.) Andy destroyed his only fanbase and his only potential market he actually had left. He also destroyed any future chances (if he ever had any at this point) by destroying his last bit of professionalism with a ragequit blog rant.
But that's not all. No ... no no no, this wouldn't be Andrew Dobson if he just left the scenery. He actually revealed that he has "PTSD" from the London watergun incident back on the comic convention. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. In just one post he also told everyone that his own sweat smells like piss and that his own sweat stinks to him. This happened when the water from the pistol came in contact with his face and mixed with the sweat, which unleashed the godawful stench that Dobbles body oozes from all its pores.
On a different note, a few days later Dobson whined so much on his Twitter that everyone assumed he had a mental breakdown. He then made it look like as if he was about to kill himself. This made a bunch of moralfag trolls actually dig up his dox so they could actually call the cops to investigate for a potential suicide. About a day later he came back and reported that everything was "k" and he just needed some time off Twitter and the internets. You can guess how long that lasted. A lot of his viewers were extremely pissed that he played with their feelings like that and called his actions irredeemable.
Dobson's Shitty Propaganda
Dobon, after months of crying on twitter, finally lost it. Not long after Kathy Griffin made an ISIS-style beheading video, he felt the need to white-knight her. What did he decide to do in his grand show of solidarity? He drew a picture of the god-emperor getting beheaded by the ginger cunt.
The funny thing is, this shit could probably get Dobson fired from any job other than working for libtard lunatics or McDonald's.
But just so you know for a fact that Dobson can't get his rage boner up enough to be an actual artist, the image has been overlayed to both the original painting he copied and easy-to-find google image searches for both "Kathy Griffin" and "Donald Trump", instead resembling anything original.
The End of Tom Preston (For realizes this time)
After fourteen years of crying like a little bitch, putting up with EDF's shit, and just being a plain old faggot, Andrew Dobson decided he had enough, and on September 11th, 2017, Andrew Dobson deactivated the Tom Preston Deviantart account. An account he didn't even bother posting in anymore ever since Gamergate happened, an account that despite disabling comments, did not stop the hilarious hijinks from happening.
Farewell Tom Preston! We'll never forget you! (Not as long as Wayback Machine & archive.today exist.)
His Twitter account got suspended for going on another feminist rage, which culminated in tweeting to our Mighty and Fearless Leader/God Emperor to Kill Himself. Rumor has it that the suspension is permanent. If it is permanent, then we wish Tom Preston a bon voyage! Nothing valuable to remember him has been lost. Except for being a lolcow.
Twitter Ban Evasion and More Shitty Propaganda
In March of 2018, Preston thought it would be a great idea to blatantly bypass Twitter's banning of his previous account and start pushing out more of his profound and thought provoking comics detailing our lord and savior Donald Trump's heartless actions towards immigrants as well as some hot takes on the current political climate of the United States.
As of late, he's gotten into another bit of trouble concerning a young faggot by the name of "The Specksnyder". After posting some bullshit comic about political discussion with some hamfisted platitudes about Nazi's and tolerance, Speck responded by suggesting he not automatically demonize anybody with an opposing viewpoint as that leaves zero chance for actual discussion or actually getting said Nazis to maybe change their mind. Fat chance of that, but it was an earnest response that nobody with skin thicker than plastic wrap would take offense at.
Our hero, Tom Preston, decided the most rational response to such criticism was to call this guy a Nazi right off the bat. This backfired almost immediately as our friend Specksnyder turned out to be a young, female, tranny. Can't really claim to be defending this group of oppressed peoples if you're gonna call 'em Nazis, now can ya?
He's still pumping out those political comics over a real tear-jerker involving some beaners and pigs got him a good amount of internet points. They're pretty much all traces, but Preston thinks flipping the original image before tracing over it makes it his for some reason.
Update: 08/16/2018 - Suspended from Twitter again for ban evasion!
The ACTUAL ending of Tom Preston (according to rumors)
You may have noticed that there is a huge gap with King Dobbo's content output in the last few years. You'd think a faggot like him would use the Kung Flu to spread more leftist propaganda, draw awful comics, and cry for donations. Not much happened. It seems like Dobson is on stealth mode, having deleted all of his content and letting his own website rot away in a dysfunctional state.
Since 2020, rumors have spread that Dobson's blatant online faggotry has affected the life of his family members. According to this rumor, one of Andrew's brothers lost the opportunity to work at a high-paying job, because he was related with big blue bear man and the employer did his research on him. Shortly after, Andrew was punished by his family and banned from continuing his online presence.
We have no screenshot evidence or links for this story, but this rumor has been going on for more than two years and it seems rather believable. Good riddance, giraffe killer.
His Current Life (if the rumors are true)
With his disappearance both online and offline, Andrew spends most of his time still inside but without drawing or an online presence. This monastic life serves the dual purpose of avoiding another scolding and denying his hated trolls further content, proving the best revenge really is living well.
As bad as his life was before, trolls may claim living without even his artistic projects to give him hope is outright hellish but the joke is on them: When his family grounded him, a middle-aged man, he found he no longer needed to draw petite lesbian self-inserts who go around inflating and sometimes popping random women without their consent. After all, why pretend when he's now living his dream of being a little bitch.
Quotes
Below is just a small sample of Tom's infinite wisdom!
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Unfunny Patreon Videos
Posted here, not so much because it's actually entertaining, but because these are the video he "rewards" his "loyal" Patreons with. "Rewards"? More like "tortures". Anyways, by posting these videos here, we're saving you $1/month for the "privilege" of seeing them.
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Gallery
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His Yahoo avatar before his meltdown. -
how he handles criticism -
Tom Preston bullshitting, explained. -
"Drawing hate art of my girlfriend's religion makes me the victim!"
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Egad wtf -
lolgaming -
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He's also proud of bronies editing his crap works. -
Tom Preston is a reasonable man. -
Hurt butt is hurt. -
Taking criticism is for faggots(Genuine comic by him). -
Preston is so humble, he only uses quotes from dA users to praise his comic(WHICH IS FOR SALE). -
First SYAC comic. He sure went downhill. Also fat. -
It's because I'm popular! -
Going downhill since 2007. -
Tom and his plethora of friends. -
Good news guys -
Preston, you are the joke. HAHAHAHA -
We hope a lesbian actually kicks anybody stupid enough to wear that shirt. -
He doesn't draw seriously -
We need to talk... -
... Seriously -
Constructive comment? HIDE 'EM. Problem solved! -
Tom Preston, getting butthurt since 2006 -
The reverse Midas touch: everything he touches turns into crap. -
More proof that he copies anime. -
Definitely not inspired by anime. -
His laziness. Now in gif form. -
More laziness. -
Tom Preston constantly bitching about people preferring brown haired Link. -
Tom being a classic Zelda fan boy and displaying his lack of knowledge in the series he worships. -
... and a /co/mrade calls out Tom on his rage regarding brown haired Link and Other M Samus. -
And more commentary regarding his video game fanboyisms. -
Quick summary of why he's hated. -
Shoving that snark ironic comment back into his mouth. -
Dobson is not a pussy when it comes to critique. Nope. Not at all. -
He joined tumblr... a site where he's universally hated. -
PAINT BUCKET, YEY -
Hugbox-bait -
He can't even get his own characters' proportions right. -
He has a preference in inflation, it seems -
Dobson, you can't review your own comic -
He seriously expected that people would pay $30 for his porn -
Of course your girlfriend is going to find your inflation fetish repulsive, dumbass -
GUYS I'M FREAKIN SCARED PEOPLE WILL FIND ABOUT MY PORN... Oh wait -
Comment by another fetishist. -
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The chronicles of fetishism. -
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More about his teenage years... -
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More about relationships from the past. -
CattyN: inflation expert -
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What a great excuse. -
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Dobson missing the point of sexism. -
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MangaPunkSai's call out journal on Tom Preston. -
MangaPunkSai's second call out journal on Tom Preston. -
Hating his way to a nearby fast food restaurant. -
Things / Characters he would never inflate. Yeah, right. -
And what do you know...he's a brony! -
A black furry too! -
This is what happens when you steal from anime at day 1. -
He can relate, dawww. -
Raging against the DeviantArt "phallic" logo. -
Except for the victims of his CattyN inflation art. -
Preston hates George Lucas. -
No, Dobson. We don't give a shit about Net Neutrality. -
And remember when GamerGate made parodies of your parodies that got you mad? -
Nostalgia hates you too, Dobbo. -
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We all float down here. Except for Dobson, it's the opposite. -
"She-Ra is not for you dirty white men except for me!" -
Fear not She-Ra! Andrew Dobson, self-champion of all LGBTQ lesbians, will defend you from the mean criticism! -
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How every Preston comics are made. -
What actually happened. -
Forever TomPreston -
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Anime? Whazzat? -
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Cool things he can do! -
When he's bored... -
Tom used to ride this back in the day. -
Outlining what his entire comic has attempted to depict. -
"Hard working cartoonist" -
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Who needs practice? -
Stuck being Tom Preston. -
Tom and Tom are the only talented artists. -
Spider-Man will always be better. -
How to be a real artist: avoid shit! -
Tom Preston x Brokenteapot yaoi. Inevitable. -
He really can't draw hands. -
Obama is responsible for Preston. -
Reaction to CattyN. -
Hank Hill ^____^ -
Tom Preston ^___________^ -
Because people actually want this as a shirt -
A lesbian does thinks the lesbian way. Anybody who says otherwise is ignorant. -
Man that's bad -
Man that's terrible -
Doing things the Preston way! -
High five! -
It's funny! IT'S FUNNY! -
Tom after he devoured three weeks worth of ramen. -
DAMN YOU TROLLS, YOU SHOULD ALL BE KISSING MY FEET! -
So... you're not a cartoonist? -
Goddamn Jews -
Thank God for dead niggers -
Fuck this gay earth. -
Purty gurlz -
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Tom........Pretzel -
Tom realizes that he's Tom Preston. -
The only ones who love Preston is Preston, Preston and Preston. -
So ronery -
OH EPSON -
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. Signed, Dobby. -
Hate art drawn by himself ;_; -
Quite the villain these days! -
Stopping his scarring past in its tracks! -
Every single SYAC comic is like this. -
Pwactice makes perfect! -
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Now in your local Jap store! -
How to deal with critics, the Preston way! -
How to survive the Internet! -
Accepting criticism? Too mainstream. -
Deviants response to criticism in a nutshell. -
RED FLAG, RED FLAG. -
The Tom Preston blimp with lazers. -
Carl loves some inflation! -
Better than his lesbian couples. -
Doing things the Dobson way! -
Fantasy vs. Reality -
And one about his Mac loyalism. -
Good question. -
SYAC in a nutshell. -
Tom Pretzel and his fan -
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A 'brief' resume about the man's whole work. -
Chicks never dig cartoonists. -
You may use it after giving Dobby a negative opinion. -
The boardroom suggestion comic version. -
Dobbie's second job. He was quite popular back then! -
Sigmund Freud's final encounter. -
Cutting off the Hydra's heads will not stop it. -
He ruins everything. -
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Tommy in an elevator -
Penfaggotry? -
curtsibling gets a slice of the Dobbo hate pie. -
Make that two slices. -
If only that was true. -
Dark Lord Dobo reveals his true form to show his distaste for all things fun and pure -
Dobson receives his just desserts. -
Dobo's passion (succumbing to the whims of his feminist queens) -
Dobo's passion while yiffing -
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...how terrible Tom's original comics are... -
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This explains why Talos is so KRRRAAAZYY!!!!1! -
Didn't we grow up with this toy during the 80's? -
Nobody's criticizing your lesbian fetish...yet. -
Pop the Dobson first and you win! -
Poor Dobson getting cucked by Blacked.com. -
There's a million reasons why. -
Hide your lesbians! Dobbo himself is on the walk! -
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Andrew's fetish
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Son, I am disappoint. -
Son, I am proud! -
What's good on TV tonight?
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Dis is my book (and notice how the left hand is drawn in the wrong way)
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Fun Facts
- He has a phobia for Carnevale (italian carnival) masks. For years it's been a tradition on 4chan's /co/ to spam any and all Tom Preston threads with pictures of Carnevale masks. Since he is a shameless narcissist, he would frequently lurk 4chan's /co/, hoping people would stroke his ego, only to be greeted by hordes of Carnevale masks, mocking him in deafening silence.
- Dobbo is a man of legends. His thread, filled with countless information, is the holy grail of ED. Literally over 2,500 pages.
- In a rare act of growing a pair, Dobson went on a suicidal mission to receive advice from 4chan's art board and surprisingly did not get completely butt ravaged. Unfortunately, he learned nothing from the experience and reverted back to his old self.
- Nobody cares about fun facts.
See also
- Hayakain - The creature that wants to bear Tom's seed.
- Fred Gallagher - Another no-talent wonder
- Tim Buckley - Even after all this, Dobbie is only the second-worst "professional" comic artist of all time.
- Dave Kelly
- BlueCatRiolu - Basically the "successor" of Tom. Ignores criticism, loves inflation, and so forth.
- Humon - Fat closet fetish-whore.
- ButLova - What do Tom and ButLova have in common? They both suck, like inflation, ignore criticism, and don't improve their "art".
- Phil Fish - If Tom Preston was a video game developer.
- YandereDev - Same as above but also a Weeaboo.
- BB / Balloon Boy - An inspiration.
- Tom Preston/German - This page only for germans.
- Tom Preston/Hebrew - This article in Hebrew.
External Links
SoYourACartoonist — The last official account of Tom Preston left on The Internetz, after either deleting some social media accounts or getting banned from the others. How long will he last on Facebook? Place your bets!
His new DA account. (archive) — Goodnight sweet prince!
His YouTube channel- —
Founder of his group he dedicated to himself.BAWWWLETED! His Tumblr account... yes, he has an account in a site where he is universally mocked— NOPE! After he rage quit someone took over the name of his old tumblr and is using to make fun of him. Fortunately, the Wayback machine saved a copy!
AdobsonArtworks — His current Tumblr page.
His Twitter account.- AndrewIDobson — His third and current Twitter page. Silly Dobson, third time's not the charm when you're ban evading.
His Ustream— Dobbo somehow outlived this streaming service.
Tom Preston — Due to his butthurt, he threaten them with a C&D, which explains why images are locked.
- Shit he owns
His new website.— DEAD Wayback Machine (archive)
- So Your A Cartoonist? — His main webcomic. (Archives)
- Alex ze Pirate — Another webcomic in which he flushes quality.
- BrentalFloss — Another fucking webcomic he does while collaborating with even more unfunny faggots. God help us all.
- Patty — Read online.
- Formera — Read online.
- Him on Vloggerhead?
- Now he sells his untalented comic books at Amazon. Feel free to give him low scores and shitty reviews on his comics. Don't forget to add he's a inflation artist.
- Anti-Tom stuff
- Lolcow.wiki article — half-assed and unfinished, just like everything Kiwis do
His thread on Kiwi Farms — Has over 1,000 pages and over 1,000,000 total views. Contains a lot of circlejerking and unfunny shitposting.
- New Kiwi Farms thread — The ride never ends.
- SA thread where Goons rip him to shreds
- His thread on EDF2 — It was literally the longest, most inflated thread on EDF2.
- Review on "The Webcomic Overlook".
- Review on "The Bad Webcomic Wiki".
- He is also in their "Hall Of Fail".
- Tumblr
- Tumblr posts tagged with "Tom Preston". Mostly sharing the AIDS from his comics
- The Hypocrisy of Andrew Dobson — Current active Tumblr page dedicated to his hypocrisy.
- "Tom Pretzel" — A combination that probably wasn't necessary
- "So You're A Terrible Artist" — Tom Preston Hate Blog.
- "Why People Hate Tom Preston" — This is self explanatory.
- "CattyN Archive" — Documenting his failure.
"So You're A Douchbag" — Yes, he is.BALEETED!
- Archives
- A compilation of his early journals
- A collection of his old Gaia posts
His Gaia Online profile
His old CattyN inflation artwork at archive.org. This is the second circle of Hell.
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| Featured article September 6 & September 7, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by Connor Hemming |
Tom Preston | Succeeded by Shinryaku! Ika Musume |
| Featured article October 18 & 19, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by Wizardchan |
Tom Preston | Succeeded by War Machine |
| Featured article September 19 & 20, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by Campo Santo |
Tom Preston | Succeeded by Scout Schultz |