Depression Quest Simulator

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Depression Quest Simulator

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You jump another career into the gaming industry. You decide to make a game. What do you do?

Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
Learn actual coding
Go to Tumblr
Dye your hair

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That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl. You later died from AIDS. Try again.

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You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call! What is your next step?

Go to Tumblr
Have sex with your boyfriend
Show your ugly cunt to the world
Dox people

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You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. And ever, and ever. Try again.

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Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.

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Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.

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You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.

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You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?

Hit on a guy at a wedding
Make a decent game
Color hair again
Dox people

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Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.

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After doxxing people you ponder your next step.

Hit on a guy at a wedding
Make a decent game
Color hair again
Dox people

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Games are for boys, fake girl gamer. Try again.

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Color it even uglier granny blue? Nope. You lost. Try again.

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Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.

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You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?

Finish the game
Put the game on Steam Greenlight
Watch some Anita Sarkeesian

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It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.

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Correct! Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?

Time to spread the legs for game "journalists" to get positive reviews
Actually fix the game
Censor people
Eat ice-cream and color hair

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You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch about video games in the name of feminism and social justice. Try again.

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Your game is now popular! You later find out people are calling you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity. Now what?

Suck off those people as well
Try to ban those people from the internets

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LOL! NO! Try again.

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Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.

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That was the final nail in the coffin for your butterface. You are unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. Lardbutt.

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They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dicks to fund the bus ticket. Try again.

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Congratulations!! You've successfully fucked your way to fame!

You sure are a strong voice for women.

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Congratulations! You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats, you cheater.