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JewWario
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WARNING: With Jews, you get raped! |
JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical✡) was a contributor at TGWTG until Thursday the 23rd of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself, therefore becoming An hero.
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. On April 12 of 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that was harassing his female fans. For that reason, they dropped his sorry ass, but covered it up in order to avoid pain for the victims not lose subscribers on the site.
Faked The Suicide
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. Given that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else. But what? He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his "family". Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need. The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from keeping him in the basement.
Leaving TGWTG
Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob. Therefore he parted ways with the group and never looked back. Except Justin did look back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.
Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup.
The truth was that he joined permavirgin site Retroware TV in a bid to make more jew gold, But Retroware TV were butthurt with TGWTG's popularity, so told Justin that he would be kicked off the site unless he left Doug Walker's circle jerk, So as with the normal mentality of Jews mindlessly following oppressors demands, he abandoned his old friends for an anorexic spic and a ass licking faggot that rides the coat-tails of the AVGN and we all know how well that endeavor went, don't we ladies and gentlemen? DISREGARD THAT, in April 12 of 2018, in the middle of the shitfest started by the posting of the “Not So Awesome” document on Monday, April 2, 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that tried to 'raep' one of the fans. Afterwards, another chick came forward in reddit and claimed that JewWario had tried to go "Bill Cosby" on her ass. The first girl apparently asked Channel Awesome not to say or do anything about Justin, but that won't stop people from using this incident to sperg out about how "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!" Channel Awesome is for covering it up because who the flying fuck cares about the wishes of rape victims amirite?
Kamen Rider
This retard was known to love Kamen Rider, a Power Rangers rip-off in Japan.
He loves it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called FamiKamen Rider(a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10,255 in the end.
His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos. Some might wonder why people would actually gave this him any money, let alone $10,000, but just remember that all his fans are sad and lonely individuals, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.
Obituary videos
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only half of their ass. Equally unsurprisingly, many of these videos were deleted once it was discovered that the man they were praising was a rapist.
Notable videos
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.
- Two Jews who love Mario... and underage girls.
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Gallery
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He employed his own exit strategy -
A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting -
No wonder he shot himself with a wife looking like this -
Mother is so sad :D :D :D
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MLP fan. Surprised? -
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Love and marriage -
A simulation of the wife finally doing the right thing -
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Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act -
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See Also
External Links
His alive Facebook- The wife
- A newsstory about his fortunate death
- More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket
- A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran
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JewWario is part of the TGWTG Circle-jerk
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| Featured article March 30th & 31st, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by Schnookums |
JewWario | Succeeded by John Campbell |
| Featured article April 30 & May 1st/8th, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Bill Cosby |
JewWario | Succeeded by Rick and Morty |