Single Asian Female

A well-thought-out opinion on race relations in today's society.

Single Asian Female was a shitty webcomic about a single Asian female. It is written by a single and psychopathic Asian male who secretly wishes he were John Cho, despite John Cho being an Americanized Asian.

In the "About" section, there is a heading which says "Is the comic strip meant to be funny?" The answer is, apparently, "No, the strip is not meant to be funny, but educational and an avenue to promote discussion about issues in our community." This is a bit of a shame because it is funny, much in the same way that the guy who stands on the street corner yelling about Jesus is funny. Likewise, it is also incredibly preachy and makes little to no sense whatsoever. Yes, this is a bad webcomic — which is what makes it a good webcomic.

Background

According to SAF, the world is divided up into two halves: Asians and non-Asians. The primary focus of the comic is the importance of racial purity. "What's she got that I don't?" thinks our single Asian female. "I'm taller, prettier and Asian! Why does he date a white woman when IT IS HIS DUTY TO MATE WITH ACCEPTABLE SPECIMENS AND NOT DILUTE HIS PROUD ASIAN BLOOD.

Keep looking through, you'll find a whole host of this stuff. White guys are portrayed as being rapists and creepy sexual predators who lust after single Asian females in order to get at their exotic sideways vaginas. Then there are the self-loathing Asian females (apparently) who get it on with white dudes because they simply have no pride in their Asian femininity; shocking, truly shocking. Now, while this is all completely true (especially in Australia, whose unhygienic troglodyte white males are all Patient Zero for yellow fever), the comic's presentation so embarrassingly fails to convey the point that it ends up arguing in favor of the whities.

For example, take a gander at Jackie story arc. What starts out as an apparent conversation between friends about how people can be overbearing and bigoted about mixed-race relationships turns out to be an overbearing and bigoted conversation about how the white devil cannot be trusted, will ruin your life, and will leave you as a single Asian female forever. Ethan Lee knows how it is, ladies and gentlemen! If you are a woman and dilute your proud Asian blood by having a half-breed child, you will doom yourself to being single and Asian and female!

Luckily this story has a happy ending, involving a single Asian male who happens to be a software engineer! No stereotypes thar! He likes children and is the perfect guy, so hooray for Jackie and here's hoping she forgets her disgusting, pale-skinned, round-eyed mistake.

Ironically, the author of this comic is a man, revealing the fact that its entire purpose is to express fear about cock size.

Gallery

You Raff... About missing Pics

"Is this supposed to be funny?""No."
Jackie Dilemma
Jackie Dilemma II

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The very fucking definition of irony.
Important plot point!
Losing steam...
What if those guys were Asian? ...and not guys...
Black rapists, however, are perfectly acceptable.
Fun Fact: In Arab countries, if the family doesn't approve of a woman's choice of husband, the woman is brutally murdered.
Fuck you, large salary!
Evidently, incest is more acceptable than dating a white guy. And the man who writes this comic has a thing for John Cho... (better known as the guy who yells out MILF in American Pie.)

/b/ Shoops

You Raff Mich... About missing Pics

We arr rook same
Asians hate other Asians almost as much as all other races
Two cells summarize the entire comic
Corrected original comic for added realism

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~~ror is asian for lol~~ She's not Japanese, she's Chinese. Gwai Lo.
IRL
What happens when you realize you're not getting laid.
Bix Nood
L and M both die
No price is to high for MJ
So it's come to this
The webcomic helps us to get an inner look on everyday Chinese life
File:Singleasianfacepunch.gif
This is actually the original webcomic

Also See

External Links

~~The damn comic~~ baleeted
~~Bullshit article with lulzy comments (with some real life Asian).~~ 404'd
a blog entry about the comic
Bad Webcomics Wiki review of the comic

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