Manchild

A manchild (see also basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child, in other words you. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog and colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.

This is always the result of a "serious mental handicap". As in, they are too fucking lazy to get a job.

It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are almost always male and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women by men and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives.

Cause

More and more, children are becoming a product of gross societal negligence, piss poor parenting practices, backwards educational requirements inferior gene pools and overzealous marketing endeavors. Largely stemming from "Generation Barney", children of the 90s were taught early on that failure was perfectly acceptable. Starting with the "No Child Left Behind" stupidity, kids were suddenly being brought down to the level of the "lowest common denominator" of the classroom, given A+'s for having an "A"ttitude that was "+" positive, it suddenly became more crucial to make kids as happy as possible and with as little disappointment than it was to actually educate them in any meaningful manner.

Kids were taught that it is "okay" to be a basement dwelling welfare leach so long as they were happy and had a good attitude about it. They were taught that it was "okay" to wet the bed past the age of 5, giving an increase of demand on baby diapers that were put on the market last thursday that would have been completely laughable in decades past. Fast food happy meals were likewise super sized, not because kids were actually eating more, but simply because they kept on ordering the baby meals well on into their tweens and teens.

Our society has since degenerated into a form of super acceptance, to the point where failure itself is something to be celebrated and standards of acceptable behavior have downgraded to a near infantile level. Creative new medical conditions and disorders have likewise arisen, allowing parents to raise "unique" little diseases rather than real children. Mommy's little malady, daddy's little disorder, it has become literally in vogue to have a "special" child with a "special" problem, upon which any failures or generally bad behavior can be labeled with a convenient, all encompassing excuse.

Symptoms

Another manchild.

The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:

Collecting metric tons of nostalgic toys.
Choosing to watch cartoons and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming.
Reading comic books or tie-in novelizations of popular movie franchises aimed at children as opposed to high literature.
Inability or refusal to get a job.
Asperger's syndrome.
Virginity.
Not having any friends that aren't on the Internet.
Living at home despite being well into their thirties.
Erectile Dysfunction.
Hoarding.
Hating everything made after the 1990s.
Bruised penis head from having the toilet seat fall on it while they pee.

A typical manchild. Notice how he hates things made after the 1990s.

What manchildren like to do erryday.

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Stages

Typical manchildren

Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
Olchai: Adults who act like children.
Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.

Types

Generally there are two types of manchildren, the emotionally unstable drama whore type and the flippant, fun loving, lazy bastard type. The former make for excellent trolling due to the fact that they'll blow up over the slightest little thing, often have great difficulty controlling their emotions and are generally prone to acting out with little inhibition; most often due to lack of recognizing the potential consequences and outcomes of social situations.

More often than not they tend to float over in the aspie end of the spectrum, while the later category tend to be apathetic, carefree neurotypicals who generally don't take anything seriously...at all. Trolling or flaming that type is not recommended, they'll simply laugh it off, poke fun at you for not acting like them and due to their complete inability to take anything seriously (least of all themselves), any attempted attack or troll will fail before it has even begun.

Examples

All Liberal neckbeards.
All Republican politicians.
All Bronies and Furries.
Adam Sandler, the most immature actor in existence and has butt buddies like Kevin James, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Denis Dugan.
Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. [1]
BrandontheMovieGuy, a college-aged basement-dweller who does nothing but collect old VHS tapes. Is a rabid fanboy of Matthew Davis.
Caseydecker A 26 year old manchild who is also a pedophile.
Chris Chan, the notorious autistic lolcow who defines the word manchild.
Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
Matthew Moulton, a self proclaimed "Little" who enjoys coloring, glow sticks and free basing the baby powder.
Mariotehplumber, a Sonicfag that hates modern Sonic.
Matthew Davis, a 16 year old who goes batshit insane over Johnny Test and Teen Titans Go.
Michael Batton, a 28 year old janitor who militantly attacks anyone who pokes fun at the Superbowl, while filing fraudulent copyright claims against his critics and spreading lies about people who don't say what he wants them to say.
MysteriousMrEnter, a bitchy moron who likes to review SpongeBob episodes.
Onigojirakaiju, a bipolar hating faggot who masturbates to Godzilla porn.
PhantomStrider8, the Australian counterpart of WatchMojo.com.
Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon and Jim Varney dolls.
Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
Sony-Mae, a rare example of a female of this species.
Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
Timbox, a lolcow who jerks off to Asian kids. The next Chris-chan.
The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
Tom Preston, a lonely middle aged "artist" who's into inflation, pedo yuri and Social Justice bullshit.
Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.

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Parenting is often used as a convenient excuse to act like an overgrown toddler.
Many manchildren don't give a fuck, making verbal attacks ill advised.

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Pokemons is srs business!
Don't give in to peer pressure!
Manchild warning sign.
The manchild Adam Sandler in the movie "Billy Madison" acting like a little kid by playing with shampoo and conditioner in the bathtub.