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A '''manchild''' is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. | A '''manchild''' is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. | ||
Sometimes this can be the result of a serious | Sometimes this can be the result of a serious mental handicap. In which case it remains beyond the manbaby's control <s>they are too fucking lazy to get a job.</s> <---The original author loved to suck dick, and god hates fags. Changing the page! :D | ||
In most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood coupled with parents' inability to beat the shit out of their children. | In most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood coupled with <s>parents' inability to beat the shit out of their children.</s> <---someone didn't get enough attention as a child. :( | ||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
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*Inability or refusal to get a job | *Inability or refusal to get a job | ||
*[[Asperger's syndrome]] | *[[Asperger's syndrome]] | ||
*Living at home despite being well into their thirties | *Living at home despite being well into their thirties | ||
==Stages== | ==Stages== | ||
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==Examples== | ==Examples== | ||
*All [[ | *All [[Democratic]] [[Politics|politicians]]. (Because they're all that's wrong with this world!) | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], the notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] and best example of a manchild. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]]. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], creator of Ren and Stimpy. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a mentally disabled man who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] dolls. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a female of this species | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]]. | ||
*[[The | *[[The original author of this page.]], a [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] who also claims to be a trollbuster. | ||
*[[ | *[[The original author of this page.]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]]. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 17:50, 28 May 2012
A manchild is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a young child.
Sometimes this can be the result of a serious mental handicap. In which case it remains beyond the manbaby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job. <---The original author loved to suck dick, and god hates fags. Changing the page! :D
In most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood coupled with parents' inability to beat the shit out of their children. <---someone didn't get enough attention as a child. :(
Symptoms
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys
- Inability or refusal to get a job
- Asperger's syndrome
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties
Stages
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
Examples
- All Democratic politicians. (Because they're all that's wrong with this world!)
- The original author of this page., troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- The original author of this page., the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- The original author of this page., yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- The original author of this page., a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- The original author of this page., creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- The original author of this page., self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- The original author of this page., an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- The original author of this page., a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon dolls.
- The original author of this page., a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- The original author of this page., a female of this species
- The original author of this page., a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- The original author of this page., a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- The original author of this page., a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
See also
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Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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