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*Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]]. | *Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]]. | ||
*Choosing to watch [[cartoons]] and nostalgic television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming. | *Choosing to watch [[cartoons]] and nostalgic television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming. | ||
*Reading [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizations of [[Star Wars|popular movie franchises]] aimed at children as opposed to high [[literature]]. | |||
*Inability or refusal to get a job. | *Inability or refusal to get a job. | ||
*[[Asperger's syndrome]]. | *[[Asperger's syndrome]]. | ||
Revision as of 13:50, 7 June 2012
A manchild (not to be confused with a basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog. Naturally, this means that they are giant faggots, just like you.
This is always the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap, in which case it remains beyond the manbaby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are always male and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women by men and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives.
Symptoms
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys.
- Choosing to watch cartoons and nostalgic television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming.
- Reading comic books or tie-in novelizations of popular movie franchises aimed at children as opposed to high literature.
- Inability or refusal to get a job.
- Asperger's syndrome.
- Virginity.
- Not having any friends that aren't on the Internet.
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties.
- Erectile Dysfunction.
- Sucking dick.
- Or just being you.
Stages
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
Examples
- All Republican politicians.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon dolls.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a female of this species
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
See also
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Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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