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[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]]
[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]]
A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a [[cp|young child]].  It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Brony|colorful cartoon ponies]]. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.
A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) be a adult thug whoz ass refuses ta accept tha responsibilitizzlez of adulthood n' chizzlez instead ta live as if they was a [[cp|lil' child]].  It be also a known fact dat 99.99% of manlil pimps is furries, n' have hard-ons fo' [[Sonic tha Hedgehog]] n' [[Brony|colorful cartoon ponies]]. Naturally, dis means dat they is gigantic playas, n' invariably furfags.


This is always the result of a [[Self-diagnosis|"serious mental handicap"]]. As in, they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
This be always tha result of a [[Self-diagnosis|"serious menstrual handicap"]] fo' realz. As in, they is too fuckin lazy ta git a thang.


It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are almost always [[male]] and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women [[sexism|by men]] and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be [[marriage|parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives]].
It be bangin-ass ta note dat manchildren, as they name suggest, is almost always [[male]] n' dat there is no such thang as a 'womanchild'. This is likely cuz tha qualitizzles dat make manlil pimps so pathetic (childishness, naïvete, horny-ass inexperience) is generally considered positive, bangin qualitizzles up in dem hoes [[sexism|by men]] n' cuz society considaz it acceptable dat dem hoes is allowed ta be [[marriage|parasites dat do not a god damn thang but laze round up in da crib fo' tha rest of they lives]].


==Symptoms==
==Symptoms==
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]]
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]]
[[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] are perfect examples of manchildren.]]
[[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] is slick examplez of manchildren.]]
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
Da subject up in question may exhibit nuff of these funky-ass symptoms:
*Collecting metric tons of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]].
*Collectin metric tonz of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]].
*Choosing to watch [[cartoons]] and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching [[2girls1cup|more challenging, intelligent adult programming.]]
*Choosin ta peep [[cartoons]] n' televizzle shows from they childhood at a time when playaz of they age should be watchin [[2girls1cup|more challenging, intelligent adult programming.]]
*Reading [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizations of [[Star Wars|popular movie franchises aimed at children]] as opposed to high [[literature]].
*Readin [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizationz of [[Star Wars|popular porno franchises aimed at children]] as opposed ta high [[literature]].
*Inability or refusal to get a job.
*Inabilitizzle or refusal ta git a thang.
*[[Asperger's syndrome]].
*[[Aspergerz syndrome]].
*[[Virginity]].
*[[Virginity]].
*Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the Internet]].
*Not havin any playaz dat aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on tha Internet]].
*Living at home despite being [[fail|well into their thirties]].
*Livin up in da crib despite bein [[fail|well tha fuck into they thirties]].
*Erectile Dysfunction.
*Erectile Dysfunction.
*Hoarding.
*Hoarding.
*Hating everything made after the 1990s.
*Hatin every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s.
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<center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. Notice how this specimen hates things made after the 1990s.'''
<center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Notice how tha fuck dis specimen hates thangs made afta tha 1990s.'''


==Stages==
==Stages==
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]]
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]]
#[[Fagolescence]]: Adults who act like [[teenagers]]
#[[Fagolescence]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[teenagers]]
#[[Olchai]]: Adults who act like [[children]].
#[[Olchai]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[children]].
#[[Adult babies]]: Adults who act like [[babies]].
#[[Adult babies]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[babies]].


==Examples==
==Examples==
*All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]].
*All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]].
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shieldin furfag n' proud as a muthafucka balla of a massive six inch foxdick.
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]], the notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] and best example of a manchild.
*[[Christian Weston Chandlez]], tha notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] n' dopest example of a manchild.
*[[Dan Lirette]], yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]].
*[[Don Juan Lirette]], yet another immature, gullible, dome dead baby n' [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]].
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist wit a major case of narcissistic personalitizzle disorder.
*[[John Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren and Stimpy.
*[[Jizzy Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren n' Stimpy.
*[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram
*[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed homeboy of tha [[Pokemon]] Reshiram
*[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
*[[Kevin Havens]], a inbred retard wit a unhealthy sex doll obsession.
*[[Onigojirakaiju]], a bipolar hating faggot who masturbates to Godzilla porn.
*[[Onigojirakaiju]], a funky-ass bipolar hatin playa whoz ass mastabizzlez ta Godzilla porn.
*[[Sailormoonred1]], a mentally disabled man who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] and [[Redneck|Jim Varney]] dolls.
*[[Sailormoonred1]], a menstrually disabled playa whoz ass fucks wit [[Sailor Moon]] n' [[Redneck|Jim Varney]] dolls.
*[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers.
*[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] up in diapers.
*[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a female of this species
*[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a funky-ass biatch of dis species
*[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]].
*[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] whoz ass likes teh [[lolsuits]].
*[[The Unknown Autobot]], a [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] who also claims to be a trollbuster.
*[[Da Unknown Autobot]], a [[Doctor Dre|Whovian]], [[brony]] n' [[furfag]] whoz ass also fronts ta be a trollbuster.
*[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]].
*[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender thatz obsessed wit shitty oldschool vizzle games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]].
*[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year old manchild who is also a pedophile.
*[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year oldschool manchild whoz ass be also a pedophile.
* Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. [http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney]
* Benthelooney, a cold-ass lil college-aged pedophile whoz ass draws Hi-Yo Puffy AmiYumi n' My fuckin Little Pony porn on deviantART yo. Hates every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s. [http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney]


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 18:59, 28 June 2013

A manchild.

A manchild (see also basement dweller) be a adult thug whoz ass refuses ta accept tha responsibilitizzlez of adulthood n' chizzlez instead ta live as if they was a lil' child. It be also a known fact dat 99.99% of manlil pimps is furries, n' have hard-ons fo' Sonic tha Hedgehog n' colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, dis means dat they is gigantic playas, n' invariably furfags.

This be always tha result of a "serious menstrual handicap" fo' realz. As in, they is too fuckin lazy ta git a thang.

It be bangin-ass ta note dat manchildren, as they name suggest, is almost always male n' dat there is no such thang as a 'womanchild'. This is likely cuz tha qualitizzles dat make manlil pimps so pathetic (childishness, naïvete, horny-ass inexperience) is generally considered positive, bangin qualitizzles up in dem hoes by men n' cuz society considaz it acceptable dat dem hoes is allowed ta be parasites dat do not a god damn thang but laze round up in da crib fo' tha rest of they lives.

Symptoms

Another manchild.
Bronies is slick examplez of manchildren.

Da subject up in question may exhibit nuff of these funky-ass symptoms:


A typical manchild. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Notice how tha fuck dis specimen hates thangs made afta tha 1990s.

Stages

Typical manchildren
  1. Fagolescence: Adults whoz ass act like teenagers
  2. Olchai: Adults whoz ass act like children.
  3. Adult babies: Adults whoz ass act like babies.

Examples

See also


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