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[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | [[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | ||
A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) | A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) be a adult thug whoz ass refuses ta accept tha responsibilitizzlez of adulthood n' chizzlez instead ta live as if they was a [[cp|lil' child]]. It be also a known fact dat 99.99% of manlil pimps is furries, n' have hard-ons fo' [[Sonic tha Hedgehog]] n' [[Brony|colorful cartoon ponies]]. Naturally, dis means dat they is gigantic playas, n' invariably furfags. | ||
This | This be always tha result of a [[Self-diagnosis|"serious menstrual handicap"]] fo' realz. As in, they is too fuckin lazy ta git a thang. | ||
It | It be bangin-ass ta note dat manchildren, as they name suggest, is almost always [[male]] n' dat there is no such thang as a 'womanchild'. This is likely cuz tha qualitizzles dat make manlil pimps so pathetic (childishness, naïvete, horny-ass inexperience) is generally considered positive, bangin qualitizzles up in dem hoes [[sexism|by men]] n' cuz society considaz it acceptable dat dem hoes is allowed ta be [[marriage|parasites dat do not a god damn thang but laze round up in da crib fo' tha rest of they lives]]. | ||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | [[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | ||
[[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] | [[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] is slick examplez of manchildren.]] | ||
Da subject up in question may exhibit nuff of these funky-ass symptoms: | |||
* | *Collectin metric tonz of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]]. | ||
* | *Choosin ta peep [[cartoons]] n' televizzle shows from they childhood at a time when playaz of they age should be watchin [[2girls1cup|more challenging, intelligent adult programming.]] | ||
* | *Readin [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizationz of [[Star Wars|popular porno franchises aimed at children]] as opposed ta high [[literature]]. | ||
* | *Inabilitizzle or refusal ta git a thang. | ||
*[[ | *[[Aspergerz syndrome]]. | ||
*[[Virginity]]. | *[[Virginity]]. | ||
*Not | *Not havin any playaz dat aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on tha Internet]]. | ||
* | *Livin up in da crib despite bein [[fail|well tha fuck into they thirties]]. | ||
*Erectile Dysfunction. | *Erectile Dysfunction. | ||
*Hoarding. | *Hoarding. | ||
* | *Hatin every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. Notice how | <center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Notice how tha fuck dis specimen hates thangs made afta tha 1990s.''' | ||
==Stages== | ==Stages== | ||
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | [[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | ||
#[[Fagolescence]]: Adults | #[[Fagolescence]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[teenagers]] | ||
#[[Olchai]]: Adults | #[[Olchai]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[children]]. | ||
#[[Adult babies]]: Adults | #[[Adult babies]]: Adults whoz ass act like [[babies]]. | ||
==Examples== | ==Examples== | ||
*All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]]. | *All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]]. | ||
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll | *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shieldin furfag n' proud as a muthafucka balla of a massive six inch foxdick. | ||
*[[Christian Weston | *[[Christian Weston Chandlez]], tha notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] n' dopest example of a manchild. | ||
*[[ | *[[Don Juan Lirette]], yet another immature, gullible, dome dead baby n' [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]]. | ||
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist | *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist wit a major case of narcissistic personalitizzle disorder. | ||
*[[ | *[[Jizzy Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren n' Stimpy. | ||
*[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed | *[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed homeboy of tha [[Pokemon]] Reshiram | ||
*[[Kevin Havens]], | *[[Kevin Havens]], a inbred retard wit a unhealthy sex doll obsession. | ||
*[[Onigojirakaiju]], a bipolar | *[[Onigojirakaiju]], a funky-ass bipolar hatin playa whoz ass mastabizzlez ta Godzilla porn. | ||
*[[Sailormoonred1]], a | *[[Sailormoonred1]], a menstrually disabled playa whoz ass fucks wit [[Sailor Moon]] n' [[Redneck|Jim Varney]] dolls. | ||
*[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers. | *[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] up in diapers. | ||
*[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a | *[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a funky-ass biatch of dis species | ||
*[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] | *[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] whoz ass likes teh [[lolsuits]]. | ||
*[[ | *[[Da Unknown Autobot]], a [[Doctor Dre|Whovian]], [[brony]] n' [[furfag]] whoz ass also fronts ta be a trollbuster. | ||
*[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender | *[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender thatz obsessed wit shitty oldschool vizzle games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]]. | ||
*[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year | *[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year oldschool manchild whoz ass be also a pedophile. | ||
* Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile | * Benthelooney, a cold-ass lil college-aged pedophile whoz ass draws Hi-Yo Puffy AmiYumi n' My fuckin Little Pony porn on deviantART yo. Hates every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s. [http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 18:59, 28 June 2013

A manchild (see also basement dweller) be a adult thug whoz ass refuses ta accept tha responsibilitizzlez of adulthood n' chizzlez instead ta live as if they was a lil' child. It be also a known fact dat 99.99% of manlil pimps is furries, n' have hard-ons fo' Sonic tha Hedgehog n' colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, dis means dat they is gigantic playas, n' invariably furfags.
This be always tha result of a "serious menstrual handicap" fo' realz. As in, they is too fuckin lazy ta git a thang.
It be bangin-ass ta note dat manchildren, as they name suggest, is almost always male n' dat there is no such thang as a 'womanchild'. This is likely cuz tha qualitizzles dat make manlil pimps so pathetic (childishness, naïvete, horny-ass inexperience) is generally considered positive, bangin qualitizzles up in dem hoes by men n' cuz society considaz it acceptable dat dem hoes is allowed ta be parasites dat do not a god damn thang but laze round up in da crib fo' tha rest of they lives.
Symptoms


Da subject up in question may exhibit nuff of these funky-ass symptoms:
- Collectin metric tonz of nostalgic toys.
- Choosin ta peep cartoons n' televizzle shows from they childhood at a time when playaz of they age should be watchin more challenging, intelligent adult programming.
- Readin comic books or tie-in novelizationz of popular porno franchises aimed at children as opposed ta high literature.
- Inabilitizzle or refusal ta git a thang.
- Aspergerz syndrome.
- Virginity.
- Not havin any playaz dat aren't on tha Internet.
- Livin up in da crib despite bein well tha fuck into they thirties.
- Erectile Dysfunction.
- Hoarding.
- Hatin every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s.
A typical manchild. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Notice how tha fuck dis specimen hates thangs made afta tha 1990s.
Stages

- Fagolescence: Adults whoz ass act like teenagers
- Olchai: Adults whoz ass act like children.
- Adult babies: Adults whoz ass act like babies.
Examples
- All Republican politicians.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shieldin furfag n' proud as a muthafucka balla of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Christian Weston Chandlez, tha notorious autistic lolcow n' dopest example of a manchild.
- Don Juan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, dome dead baby n' devout Christian.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist wit a major case of narcissistic personalitizzle disorder.
- Jizzy Kricfalusi, creator of Ren n' Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed homeboy of tha Pokemon Reshiram
- Kevin Havens, a inbred retard wit a unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Onigojirakaiju, a funky-ass bipolar hatin playa whoz ass mastabizzlez ta Godzilla porn.
- Sailormoonred1, a menstrually disabled playa whoz ass fucks wit Sailor Moon n' Jim Varney dolls.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur up in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a rare example of a funky-ass biatch of dis species
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry whoz ass likes teh lolsuits.
- Da Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony n' furfag whoz ass also fronts ta be a trollbuster.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender thatz obsessed wit shitty oldschool vizzle games. Is also a black person.
- Caseydecker A 26 year oldschool manchild whoz ass be also a pedophile.
- Benthelooney, a cold-ass lil college-aged pedophile whoz ass draws Hi-Yo Puffy AmiYumi n' My fuckin Little Pony porn on deviantART yo. Hates every last muthafuckin thang made afta tha 1990s. [1]
See also
| Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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