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It's no big news that a certain embarassing and vocal minority exists within the troll community, [[autistic]] [[virgin]] [[weeb]]s that seek to compensate their own failure in life by becoming epic trolls and failing in that. These people, ironically, have much greater potential as lolcows than they ever had as trolls. One such invidual is [[Inuboy1000]] ([[Powerword]]: Brandon Kennedy). | |||
==Early Years== | |||
[[image:Xbrgta3.png|thumb|Inuboy thinking GTA invented whore streets.]] | |||
Little is known about Inuboy's early years before his extremely successful career as an epic troll. In typical aspie fashion Inuboy was (and is) obsessed with video games, but to the point it's bordering on sickness. He was member of [http://sonicommunity.forumotion.com/search?search_author=Kendostudio&show_results=posts SonicCommunity] and [[Xbox Republic]], and apparently got regularly trolled by his fellow gamer manchildren. It is widely known that the [[Sonic|sonicfag]] community consists mostly of butthurt closeted furries and recolorists and thus they often become targets in YouTube and DeviantArt. Inuboy got rectually anguished because of the torment of his noble brethen by a certain troll and went into a tardrage, ranting on a now closed ZETABOARDS site.The nigger troll in question appeared on the site, smelling the delicious butthurt and potential lulz, and soon users started flooding on the site to feed on Inuboy's tears of rage. The tardwar halted only when the [[USI]] infected admin took down the site when users dared to mistake Inuboy for the site owner. | |||
A neurotypical person would have sensed a good chance to vanish at this point, as a last attempt at saving his own face, but not Inuboy. He carried on the tardrage outside of the site for months, and when even the trolls got bored with him, he declared himself a winnder and returned to YouTube for the 1000th time. | |||
==Trolling Extravaganza== | |||
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|[[Friend zone|No girl I ever like wants a boyfriend, well they do. They kist don't want a relationship with me, even if they like me. It's kinda depressing actually]].|Inuboy|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close.|Chris}} | |||
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[[image:inuboy epin troll.png|thumb|Inuboy's epic trolling plan.]] | |||
Inuboy1000's career as an troll begun by making pwnage videos of people much more popular and successful than him, that always went unnoticed by the people he tried to pwn. Not that his autistic logic and unrelated anime reaction pictures crudely edited together would have pwned anyone in the first place or made him look much better. But then, perhaps understanding on some subconscious level that if he wants to "pwn" someone successfully, it has to be an aspie of biblical proportions. Thus begun his career as an epic troll. | |||
[[image:inuboy1.png|thumb|Inuboy thinking Chris's trolls will give free hands with Chris to an autistic lolcow.]] | |||
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Most of the people who troll Chris view him with a mixture of curiosity, horror and amazement, and do not wish him any real harm - however a few rather overdo the sentiment, going so far as to profess to hating Chris. Unsurprisingly, Inuboy is one of these people. It is very easy to draw parallels between these two people, both have autism, both love sonic, both are virgins begging for a girlfriend, both are obsessed with video games. But interestingly, autism completely destroys one's self-awareness, so the irony of him feeling superior to Chris went entirely unnoticed by him. He made, and at the time of writing, still makes [[Unfunny|super amusing]] Windows Movie Maker videos making fun of Chris. Chris of course hasn't seen any of them, but this doesn't stop Inuboy from considering himself a crème de la crème troll. | |||
[[Aspierations|Aspierating]] to become Chris's biggest troll, king of all trollkind and an internet legend, he registerated in CWCki, a wiki dedicated solely to Christian Weston Chandler and kept churning out videos with increased speed. This can be considered his biggest and critical step into lolcowdom. Wanting to look cool and successful to his fellow trolls, he claimed he had trolled Chris and that he had gotten a response from him. Though it was painfully obvious to everyone else on the site, his faggotry was tolerated until he started spamming the site with shitty and unfunny edits and being a newfag with wikis, cluttered up the Recent Edits. Then the admins of the site called him out, and very straightforwardly said that he has failed and told him to make a new account or he will most definitely cause a major shitstorm with his newfaggotry. | |||
{{quote|I strongly recommend you get your act together or else you're going to be the one getting trolled and as I'm a nice guy, I'd rather not see that happen.|CWCki Admin's prophetical words}} | |||
[[image:inuboy2.png|thumb|Inuboy defending himself]] | |||
[[image:inuboy3.png|thumb|"[[Autism|You have no reason to be made aware of this knowledge, yet I feel compelled to give it to you. You being a man that has made it fairly clear you find me and my antics foolish and may intend to embarrass me to some degree]]."]] | |||
[[image:inuboy4.png|thumb|"Girlfriend feeling sick after sex?" Rape has nothing to do with it, it's because she likes me and [[Hentai|my colossal cock pounds her cervix]].]] | |||
Inuboy was quickly contacted by trolls, who pointed out his similarity to Chris, his failure as a troll and his obvious autism. Shitting his pants, he came up with a lie that he has a girlfriend, and as if it wasn't obvious in the first place, his comments soon made it very clear his dick is yet to get wet. Perhaps to make his story more believable or get more sympathy, he started pouring his heart out about his problems with his girlfriend [[Autism|to the very trolls who bashed him]]. | |||
==Virginity chatlogs== | |||
{{quote|I have a gf. Obviously. I got one actually last week|Inuboy}} | |||
Inuboy was invited into DeviantArt chat (because he didn't know how to use Skype or IRC) by two [[Trolls|concerned inviduals]] who wanted to try to help him solve his girlfriend problem. | |||
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==External Links== | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Inuboy1000 His YouTube channel] | |||
*[http://isamuken188.deviantart.com/ His DeviantArt account] | |||
*[http://www.facebook.com/Inuboy1000z/posts/285452278168214 His facebook account] | |||
*[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Inuboy1000 His tryhard CWCki page] | |||
*[http://inuboy1000.webs.com/ His butthurt Chris hate site] | |||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Inuboy1000 A wikipedia article he felt necessary to write about himself] | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]] | |||
*[[YouTube Commentaries]] | |||
*[[Troll Shielding]] | |||
*[[Unfunny]] | |||
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | |||
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{{Dying_Alone}} | |||
[[Category:People]][[Category:YouTube]][[Category:Aspies]][[Category:Weeaboos]][[Category:Dying Alone]] | |||
Revision as of 17:05, 25 December 2011
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Warning! Inuboy's response to trolling and flaming is to DELETE ALL COMMENTS, so take lots of screencaps or risk losing the lulz forever. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
It's no big news that a certain embarassing and vocal minority exists within the troll community, autistic virgin weebs that seek to compensate their own failure in life by becoming epic trolls and failing in that. These people, ironically, have much greater potential as lolcows than they ever had as trolls. One such invidual is Inuboy1000 (Powerword: Brandon Kennedy).
Early Years
Little is known about Inuboy's early years before his extremely successful career as an epic troll. In typical aspie fashion Inuboy was (and is) obsessed with video games, but to the point it's bordering on sickness. He was member of SonicCommunity and Xbox Republic, and apparently got regularly trolled by his fellow gamer manchildren. It is widely known that the sonicfag community consists mostly of butthurt closeted furries and recolorists and thus they often become targets in YouTube and DeviantArt. Inuboy got rectually anguished because of the torment of his noble brethen by a certain troll and went into a tardrage, ranting on a now closed ZETABOARDS site.The nigger troll in question appeared on the site, smelling the delicious butthurt and potential lulz, and soon users started flooding on the site to feed on Inuboy's tears of rage. The tardwar halted only when the USI infected admin took down the site when users dared to mistake Inuboy for the site owner.
A neurotypical person would have sensed a good chance to vanish at this point, as a last attempt at saving his own face, but not Inuboy. He carried on the tardrage outside of the site for months, and when even the trolls got bored with him, he declared himself a winnder and returned to YouTube for the 1000th time.
Trolling Extravaganza
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Inuboy1000's career as an troll begun by making pwnage videos of people much more popular and successful than him, that always went unnoticed by the people he tried to pwn. Not that his autistic logic and unrelated anime reaction pictures crudely edited together would have pwned anyone in the first place or made him look much better. But then, perhaps understanding on some subconscious level that if he wants to "pwn" someone successfully, it has to be an aspie of biblical proportions. Thus begun his career as an epic troll.
Christian Weston Chandler. Most of the people who troll Chris view him with a mixture of curiosity, horror and amazement, and do not wish him any real harm - however a few rather overdo the sentiment, going so far as to profess to hating Chris. Unsurprisingly, Inuboy is one of these people. It is very easy to draw parallels between these two people, both have autism, both love sonic, both are virgins begging for a girlfriend, both are obsessed with video games. But interestingly, autism completely destroys one's self-awareness, so the irony of him feeling superior to Chris went entirely unnoticed by him. He made, and at the time of writing, still makes super amusing Windows Movie Maker videos making fun of Chris. Chris of course hasn't seen any of them, but this doesn't stop Inuboy from considering himself a crème de la crème troll.
Aspierating to become Chris's biggest troll, king of all trollkind and an internet legend, he registerated in CWCki, a wiki dedicated solely to Christian Weston Chandler and kept churning out videos with increased speed. This can be considered his biggest and critical step into lolcowdom. Wanting to look cool and successful to his fellow trolls, he claimed he had trolled Chris and that he had gotten a response from him. Though it was painfully obvious to everyone else on the site, his faggotry was tolerated until he started spamming the site with shitty and unfunny edits and being a newfag with wikis, cluttered up the Recent Edits. Then the admins of the site called him out, and very straightforwardly said that he has failed and told him to make a new account or he will most definitely cause a major shitstorm with his newfaggotry.
—CWCki Admin's prophetical words | ||
Inuboy was quickly contacted by trolls, who pointed out his similarity to Chris, his failure as a troll and his obvious autism. Shitting his pants, he came up with a lie that he has a girlfriend, and as if it wasn't obvious in the first place, his comments soon made it very clear his dick is yet to get wet. Perhaps to make his story more believable or get more sympathy, he started pouring his heart out about his problems with his girlfriend to the very trolls who bashed him.
Virginity chatlogs
—Inuboy | ||
Inuboy was invited into DeviantArt chat (because he didn't know how to use Skype or IRC) by two concerned inviduals who wanted to try to help him solve his girlfriend problem.
Moar info: Inuboy1000/Chatlogs.
External Links
- His YouTube channel
- His DeviantArt account
- His facebook account
- His tryhard CWCki page
- His butthurt Chris hate site
- A wikipedia article he felt necessary to write about himself
See also
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