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A man child is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. | A man child is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. | ||
Sometimes this can be the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap. In which case <s>it remains beyond the man baby's control </s> they are too fucking lazy to get a job. But in most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood. And the parent's inability to beat the shit out of their children. | |||
==Symptoms of typical Man child syndrome== | ==Symptoms of typical Man child syndrome== | ||
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms | The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms: | ||
* Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]] | *Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]] | ||
* Inability or refusal to get a job | *Inability or refusal to get a job | ||
* [[Asperger's syndrome]] | *[[Asperger's syndrome]] | ||
* Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the internet]] | *Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the internet]] | ||
* Living at home despite being well into their thirties | *Living at home despite being well into their thirties | ||
* Erectile Dysfunction | *Erectile Dysfunction | ||
* Or just being [[you]] | *Or just being [[you]] | ||
==A '''Manchild''' can refer to== | ==A '''Manchild''' can refer to== | ||
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | [[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | ||
<big>Stages of the Manchild:</big> | <big>Stages of the Manchild:</big> | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[Basement-dwellers]] | *[[Basement-dwellers]] | ||
[[Furries]] | *[[Furries]] | ||
*[[MLP]] | |||
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Revision as of 23:59, 21 January 2012
A man child is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a young child.
Sometimes this can be the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap. In which case it remains beyond the man baby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job. But in most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood. And the parent's inability to beat the shit out of their children.
Symptoms of typical Man child syndrome
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys
- Inability or refusal to get a job
- Asperger's syndrome
- Not having any friends that aren't on the internet
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Or just being you
A Manchild can refer to
Stages of the Manchild:
- Adult babies Adults who act like babies.
- Olchai Adults who act like children.
- Fagolescence Adults who act like teenagers
Individuals and Examples:
- Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- All Republican politicians.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- Sony-Mae, a female of this species
- Sailormoonred1, one of the most pathetic in this category.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
See also
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Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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