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[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | |||
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms: | The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms: | ||
*Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]] | *Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic [[plastic crap| toys]] | ||
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*[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram | *[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram | ||
*[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession. | *[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession. | ||
*[[Sailormoonred1]], | *[[Sailormoonred1]], a mentally disabled man who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] dolls. | ||
*[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers. | *[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers. | ||
*[[Sony-Mae]], a female of this species | *[[Sony-Mae]], a female of this species | ||
Revision as of 19:54, 20 February 2012
A manchild is typically an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to voluntarily live as if they were a young child.
Sometimes this can be the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap. In which case it remains beyond the manbaby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
In most cases it's caused by severe laziness in early childhood coupled with parents' inability to beat the shit out of their children.
Symptoms
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys
- Inability or refusal to get a job
- Asperger's syndrome
- Not having any friends that aren't on the internet
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Or just being you
Stages
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
Examples
- All Republican politicians.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon dolls.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a female of this species
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
See also
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Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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