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[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | [[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | ||
A '''manchild''' is | A '''manchild''' (not to be confused with a [[basement dweller]]) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog. Naturally, this means that they are giant faggots, just like [[you]]. | ||
This is always the result of a [[autism|serious but very lulzy mental handicap]], in which case <s>it remains beyond the manbaby's control</s> they are too fucking lazy to get a job. | |||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | [[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | ||
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*Living at home despite being well into their thirties | *Living at home despite being well into their thirties | ||
*Erectile Dysfunction | *Erectile Dysfunction | ||
*Sucking dick | |||
*Or just being [[you]] | *Or just being [[you]] | ||
Revision as of 11:35, 30 May 2012
A manchild (not to be confused with a basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog. Naturally, this means that they are giant faggots, just like you.
This is always the result of a serious but very lulzy mental handicap, in which case it remains beyond the manbaby's control they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
Symptoms
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting a metric shit ton of nostalgic toys
- Inability or refusal to get a job
- Asperger's syndrome
- Not having any friends that aren't on the internet
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Sucking dick
- Or just being you
Stages
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
Examples
- All Republican politicians.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon dolls.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a female of this species
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
See also
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Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
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