Manchild: Difference between revisions
imported>BIGmANN No edit summary |
imported>Wickedgame |
||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
[[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | [[File:Rng04.jpg|right|thumb|A manchild.]] | ||
A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) | A '''manchild''' (see also [[basement dweller]]) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a [[cp|young child]]. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Brony|colorful cartoon ponies]]. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags. | ||
This | This is always the result of a [[Self-diagnosis|"serious mental handicap"]]. As in, they are too fucking lazy to get a job. | ||
It | It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are almost always [[male]] and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women [[sexism|by men]] and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be [[marriage|parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives]]. | ||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
[[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | [[File:Creepy Plushophile.jpg|right|thumb|Another manchild.]] | ||
[[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] | [[File:Dustykatt.png|right|thumb|[[Bronies]] are perfect examples of manchildren.]] | ||
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms: | |||
* | *Collecting metric tons of nostalgic [[plastic crap|toys]]. | ||
* | *Choosing to watch [[cartoons]] and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching [[2girls1cup|more challenging, intelligent adult programming.]] | ||
* | *Reading [[comic books]] or tie-in novelizations of [[Star Wars|popular movie franchises aimed at children]] as opposed to high [[literature]]. | ||
* | *Inability or refusal to get a job. | ||
*[[ | *[[Asperger's syndrome]]. | ||
*[[Virginity]]. | *[[Virginity]]. | ||
*Not | *Not having any friends that aren't [[My_Little_Pony_Arena|on the Internet]]. | ||
* | *Living at home despite being [[fail|well into their thirties]]. | ||
*Erectile Dysfunction. | *Erectile Dysfunction. | ||
*Hoarding. | *Hoarding. | ||
* | *Hating everything made after the 1990s. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
<center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. | <center><youtube>gtOcX0wEbVE</youtube></center>'''A typical manchild. Notice how this specimen hates things made after the 1990s.''' | ||
==Stages== | ==Stages== | ||
[[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | [[File:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] manchildren]] | ||
#[[Fagolescence]]: Adults | #[[Fagolescence]]: Adults who act like [[teenagers]] | ||
#[[Olchai]]: Adults | #[[Olchai]]: Adults who act like [[children]]. | ||
#[[Adult babies]]: Adults | #[[Adult babies]]: Adults who act like [[babies]]. | ||
==Examples== | ==Examples== | ||
*All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]]. | *All [[Republican]] [[Politics|politicians]]. | ||
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll | *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]], troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick. | ||
*[[Christian Weston | *[[Christian Weston Chandler]], the notorious [[autistic]] [[lolcow]] and best example of a manchild. | ||
*[[ | *[[Dan Lirette]], yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and [[Raptor_Jesus|devout Christian]]. | ||
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist | *[[InSaNe-REYNARD]], a [[furry]] [[bondage]] fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder. | ||
*[[ | *[[John Kricfalusi]], creator of Ren and Stimpy. | ||
*[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed | *[[JustinRPG]], self-proclaimed husband of the [[Pokémon]] Reshiram | ||
*[[Kevin Havens]], | *[[Kevin Havens]], an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession. | ||
*[[Onigojirakaiju]], a | *[[Onigojirakaiju]], a bipolar hating faggot who masturbates to Godzilla porn. | ||
*[[Sailormoonred1]], a | *[[Sailormoonred1]], a mentally disabled man who plays with [[Sailor Moon]] and [[Redneck|Jim Varney]] dolls. | ||
*[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] | *[[Sonmanic]], a 29-year-old [[babyfur]] in diapers. | ||
*[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a | *[[Sony-Mae]], a rare example of a female of this species | ||
*[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] | *[[Spax3]], a [[Sonic]]-obsessed [[furry]] who likes teh [[lolsuits]]. | ||
*[[ | *[[The Unknown Autobot]], a [[Doctor Who|Whovian]], [[brony]] and [[furfag]] who also claims to be a trollbuster. | ||
*[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender | *[[Valis77]], a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a [[nigger|black person]]. | ||
*[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year | *[[Caseydecker]] A 26 year old manchild who is also a pedophile. | ||
* Benthelooney, a | * Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. [http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 21:21, 2 July 2013
A manchild (see also basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog and colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.
This is always the result of a "serious mental handicap". As in, they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are almost always male and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women by men and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives.
Symptoms
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting metric tons of nostalgic toys.
- Choosing to watch cartoons and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming.
- Reading comic books or tie-in novelizations of popular movie franchises aimed at children as opposed to high literature.
- Inability or refusal to get a job.
- Asperger's syndrome.
- Virginity.
- Not having any friends that aren't on the Internet.
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties.
- Erectile Dysfunction.
- Hoarding.
- Hating everything made after the 1990s.
A typical manchild. Notice how this specimen hates things made after the 1990s.
Stages
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
Examples
- All Republican politicians.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Christian Weston Chandler, the notorious autistic lolcow and best example of a manchild.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Onigojirakaiju, a bipolar hating faggot who masturbates to Godzilla porn.
- Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon and Jim Varney dolls.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a rare example of a female of this species
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
- Caseydecker A 26 year old manchild who is also a pedophile.
- Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. [1]
See also
|
Manchild is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Manchild is part of a series on Dying Alone
[]
| |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
