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Schaun Bishop
Schaun Bishop aka Piscea Phoenix aka Piscea Sikono aka Pisces is an autistic redneck manchild from St. Louis, MO, who tries to beg for money any way he can from people on the internet. Also, because he's a Pisces star sign (we assume, though we don't really give a shit) he has some sort of fetish for fish and Finding Nemo. When trying to insult people for calling him out on retarded bullshit, he's prone to use the words and phrases fucking, mother fucking, nigger, faggot, and nigger faggot.
Kickstarter bullshit
One day in 2014, Shaun had this retarded idea to make the ultimate video game console which he called the Cybermatrix 100. It was meant to make games, movies and music for you, in CYBERSPACE, and designed the prototype using nothing but MS Paint, the aspie's choice for designing things. All he needed was $2,500 and he could make it.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100 (first attempt)
However after his attempt to secure funding had failed (no fucking surprise), he later tried again, this time asking for $25,000 and included new MS Paint designs of the console, this time in 3D.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100-u01 (second attempt)
After dismally failing a second time, Bishop still didn't give up and created another Kickstarter asking again for just $500, which surprising got funded after a couple of people helped him out as a joke.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-tu01 (third attempt)
Great, he can now make this amazing bullshit to believe console a reality? No! Instead, he started a fourth Kickstarter this time asking for $10,000 so he can hire people to make it.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-concept-tu02 (fourth attempt to steal money)
And one final try to get money from people asking for $5,000.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/the-cybermatrix-100-concept-a02 (fifth attempt)
After failing to get more money AGAIN, he decided that due to unable to make more money on his idea he would keep the money he had already made.
Because of how successful Shaun's project and designs were, famed YouTube troll iDubbbzTV decided to critique his project.
And again on one of Shaun's other attempts to shill money.
One day, Shaun got pissed off at iDubbbz making fun of his totally awesome and totally super real game console that he decided to do what every high functioning autistic person does on the internet to express their feelings, shout obscenities and use racial slurs on YouTube.
Authorship
Did you know he's also a published author? Yeah, we can't fucking believe it either. His book Team Pisces Emissary Adventures: Path To Salvation is about him as a fish trying to kill world leaders whilst waiting for a laptop and some other autistic shit. The book was released on Amazon twice, once in 2013 for $33.62 with a Kindle version for $7.68 and again in 2014 for $27.
After the "success" of his shitty Kickstarters for his magical gaming console, Schaun tried to crowd-fund money for his book twice, after having already released it for sale on Amazon.
- https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/team-pisces-emissary-adventures-path-to-salvation (first attempt in 2014 asking for $10,000)
- https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/team-pisces-emissary-adventures-path-to-salvation-0/ (second attempt again in 2014 asking for $1,000)
The second Kickstarter for the project has him late at night wearing a food stained shirt and no pants whilst trying to continuously pull the shirt to cover his fat.
External links
- His YouTube channel
- His second YouTube channel
- His paypal. If you give him money, he can then make the cybermatrix 100 ... or buy an Xbox I don't fucking know
His former Facebook page now deleted
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