Undertakerfreak1127
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Undertakerfreak1127
Undertakerfreak1127, also known as UTF1127, Undertakerfail1127, John Danz Jr, Undertakerfiend1127, Mr. Slave, Undertakerfiend (born November 27, 1990 [citation needed]) is one of those "ranters" Internet Tough Guys on Youtube. Even though he may at first glance appear to be another typical vlogger, aka ranter (who rants about pointless topics like politics, suicide and religion), the truth is he has generated more than enough lulz, drama, and butthurt (both to himself and his enemies) to make himself stick out like a 15-inch orange dick in the Youtube community. First and foremost, one of his favorite and silliest hobbies is bitching about Youtube 'whoring' (Youtube 'whoring', by the way, is just another fancy term for successful marketing of the incredibly short attention spans of the average Youtuber). However, the fun only starts here!
He was found by the master of the hypocritical self-righteously arrogant Youtube whore-bashing TheArchfiend and is now bottom-bitch to him. He thinks he's clever by using big words that his supposedly unenlightened enemies might not know the meaning of- like "unsaggacious". Unfortunately, like the vast majority of vloggers out there his videos are usually TL;DW. Each video is upwards of 10 minutes, no matter how barren the subject. That means only his diehard brainwashed fans who think every word out of his mouth is gold would waste hours of their time watching his "productive" rambling. These fans, by the way, also tend to have no life outside the Internet and too much spare time on their hands like their beloved angry, "dissenter" hippie master. He has surprisingly over 25,000 subscribers on his Youtube channel. Out out 25,000 of the subscribers, roughly 100% are the Archfiend's, from whom, he has learned all of his attention-whoring tactics. For example, he loves to make fun of the fans of popular sensations he doesn't like. He does this by posting derogatory videos, like Shane Dawson Sucks and ICP & Juggalos Sucks, which are totally new and unexplored subjects that completely avoid the typical ranter rubric!
He has claimed in the past that he will never be a Youtube partner, however... He "changed his mind" and is now making money off of his videos. Even if that video is of him talking about another persons' problems which have nothing to do with him. You cannot have a debate with him because when he is backed into a corner he begins rocking in his chair angrily and bans everyone. He also hypocritically calls people who disagree with him and people who don't like him trolls, haters and circle jerkers. He also seems to have a selective memory because he just can't seem to remember anything that is used against him. Guess where all of these traits were inherited from?...Jamie Birkitt!
The majority of his fanboys usually believe every single thing he says, they stick by him and defend his honor, they are brainwashed into thinking that everything he says is right and they also have no opinions of their own. If you don`t believe me, observe the evidence. However, not surprisingly, UTF tells everyone that he wants all his fans to be 'free-thinkers' and have opinions of their own rather than the not-so-bright, brainwashed fans of the big Youtube "whores" he bashes! Like the typical basement-dweller that he is, UTF spends all day everyday on his computer on YouTube hence why his house is always so messy and untidy because he's too lazy to clean up. He makes his fiance do all the cleaning for him because he's a tremendous faggot leech.
Apart from being a smelly, non-showering white nigger, Danzy is also quite the hypocrite when it comes to getting honest views! wow, who would have though Archie's little slave boy would share his master's same stigmas!? Here's one of John's viewbot accounts: [1] To be fair though, shitty rambling IS his only marketable trade.
He also has a bizarre interest in wrestling and WWE just like TheArchfiend which is why they get along so well, they get drunk and masturbate when they see those wrestlers in their tight leather outfits smacking each other on the ring. Sometimes UTF and Arch even act it out and roleplay on UTFs' bed where they wrestle with pillows and dildos. It's a fantasy come true for TheArchfiend and Undertakerfreak1127!
LOL Fullscreen not paying you enough John? ....GET A REAL JOB!
So After John got BALEETED and came back, YouTube user 
iMustDestroyAll introduced him to the Fullscreen network. After a while of being in the network Fullscreen moved his channel to the "VlogUnion" section to better suit his kind of content and to direct more relevant advertisers to his channel to make him more money.
Well... how fucking DARE they move his channel to VlogUnion, he went on his facebook and started bitching at the simple fact that he was in "VlogUnion" when he doesn't consider himself a "Vlogger", ignoring the fact it doesn't change ANYTHING! Infact nobody would ever know he was in VlogUnion if he didn't mention it.
Then after that he leaves another bitching post when his payment information got updated bitching that Fullscreen is taking 30% out of his revenue for services:
This coming from him is fucking hilarious considering that not so long before this, he had made a video regarding Nintendo claiming Let's Players revenue and talked about how Let's Players should be bowing down and sucking Nintendo's old man penis and that they should get a "real job" which can be laughed at (HERE)
UTF LOGIC:
If it's happening to others... fuck them, they deserve it, they shouldn't be complaining.
If it's happening to him... RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
A Lesson for John:
- If a network doesn't take a percentage then they don't have funds to offer you additional services
- ALL networks take a percentage
- 70% is a decent percentage
- I thought you didn't do this for the money... so stop bitching
- READ your fucking contract before you sign it dipshit!
- If you leave Fullscreen and go back to Adsense... Wouldn't you be a YOUTUBE WHORE because you're not getting enough money?
John and PMRants
John being the overly sensitive aspie that he is, decided to attack PMRants because he made a video stating his opinion on wrestling. John got mind fucked so hard that he made a response. The irony here is that John has made videos trash talking Nintendo, Pewdiepie, Lars Ulrich and RayWilliamJohnson and blocked anyone who disagreed with him. What makes this so special however is the fact that John actually got his associate, TheArchfiend, to stop being friends with him after TheArchfiend made a video about PMRants' LP's. It seems John hates everyone who doesn't like the same things he does, troll much?
Before this happened however, PMRants actually put both Undertakerfreak1127 and TheArchfiend on his top 10 YouTube channels and promoted them like crazy while John had never done anything for PMRants in return. It was only before the inevitable wrestling video happened...
John had also complained about PMRants' relative lack of videos. Failing to realise that. 1. He is not contractually obligated by John to make videos for ortists. 2. PMRants having Crohn's diease, John didn't care about his dehabilitating condition, he only wanted moar videos.
So because of these reasons, John has decided to encourage his subs to abuse PMRants and then attacked PMRants' fanbase by quoting "You PMRants fanboys are cute. Now run along and go watch some more of his ridiculous Let's Plays and wait another year for a video." How much damage did you need to do John? Just because of one wrestling video?
The Troll Posse
TheTrollPosse are a group of cum guzzling homosexual deviants that are basement dwelling scumbag trolls, They consist of newfag jews like ChickenDoodleSauce and TheFriendly(Paranoid)Baron, NateTalkstoyou (aka Shakin' Nate),and about 500 other unfunny people involved in troll shielding ! In late June 2012 they made a truce with undertakerfreak1127 and are now best buddies (gay lovers).
Fighting the war on Youtube Whores
Prepare to KNOCKED OFF YOUR SOCKS: Here's a GLARING EXAMPLE of how much he dislikes Shane Dawson and Shane Dawson fans!
—UTF expressing his typical emo, "dissentful", cynical, bitchy, jealousy since Shane makes moar monies. | ||
2:28-2:51 of the above video BALEET, the video does not exist anymore. UTF1127 tells the individual who sent him that Shane Dawson video to commit suicide-this coming from a guy who says he's against bullying. Also shockingly, he claims in that video to have lost all hope for our society, especially our culture, from hearing about Shane Dawson getting a live show!! Talk about being serious!! Even though he claims to not hate certain Youtube partners aka "Youtube whores" out of sheer jealousy, he is still OBVIOUSLY hating on such individuals for publicity's sake. The over-exaggerating and dramatic nature of the above video attests to that FACT.
Undertakerfiend VS InquisitiveJoe
In May 2011 undertakerfreak1127 started talking shit about inquistivejoe in his liveshow saying things like - I'd win in a fight with iqj; iqj will get beat up - this all started because inquistivejoe wanted to remain neutral (not taking sides) which meant that he was friends with utf but also friends with people like 'StPatrickDayMassacre'. UTF tried convincing joe to stop being friends with the other side. That didn't happen as inquistivejoe wanted to remain neutral. So after taking shots at iqj and knowing he was going to do a liveshow...utf decides to do a liveshow at the exact same time, because he wanted to steal viewers and talk shit about him while he's doing his liveshow. When inquistivejoe was telling his audience what happened in utfs' liveshow... utf starts talking shit about iqjs' liveshow with stuff like "of course archfiendlive is at his show, inquistivejoe sucks these guys' cocks...figuratively. He coddles every one of them" even though all iqj was doing was remaining neutral. UTF also called people in iqjs' liveshow "Dickheads", at present utf and iqj still do not like each other... utf can't stand when his friends are in contact with people he doesn't like, utf has to have every person on his side and everyone against him and archfiend blocked.
UPDATE: 23rd July 2011
John's hissy fit toward LifeInATent & the make-up
Back in March 11 to March 18th of 2011 he was an avid, circle-jerking hater of everyone's beloved hated google goggle wearing Youtube trolling expert and Internet Marketing Expert, LifeInATent. That's because UTF1127, contrary to popular belief, surprisingly likes to be on the bandwagon of the stupid masses, and back then LifeInATent hating was cooler than sticking your tongue on frozen carbon dioxide and more politically correct than burning American flags for the Taliban! Hey, we now know Johnny Danzy isn't as dissentful and smarter than the average Youtuber unlike what he wants us to believe!
Despite the fact Johnny Danzy is now kissing all of LIAT's special parts as badly as he does to TheArchFiend, he still wants to keep that generic, "dissentful" hippy rage video on his channel because of supposed 'historical' reasons. In actuality, it is not like people would actually give a shit about this kind of childish Internet drama in the future, so it is obvious UTF1127 is keeping that video along with his other anti-Lifeinatent videos on his channel for collecting additional adrevenue. What a greedy Youtube partner you have become Johnny Danzy (despite the fact you rage against those things)! It is obvious he is doing this for the additional couple of cents or bucks he could make from those videos even though that money is barely enough to afford a few extra coffees! Shame on you Mr.Archfiend and LifeInATent slave! Who will you sell out to next!?
His most recent LifeInATent "apology" is now apparently quite obviously a shameless publicity stunt for getting a shout out from the Greatest Goggle Wearing Camper ever! He gained a few hundred subs & tons of extra publicity from this and an xxx amount of extra ad revenue. Just like he brilliantly planned!
Between Undertakerfreak1127 and RantingRamsay
At this time utf is starting to say smart remarks on rantingramsays' channel saying "Your channel has gone to the dogs, sir. Well, your comment section at least." referencing the people that utf doesn't like commenting on rantingramsays' channel comments. I suspect things between undertakerfreak1127 and rantingramsay will soon get rocky.
UPDATE: 10th June 2011: RantingRamsay made a video about the flame wars going on in his channel comments, ramsay still wants to remain neutral so he deleted the comments that had nothing to do with his channel, Undertakerfreak1127 was the one that started the flame war by saying the comment below!! Undertakerfreak1127 just can't stand when someone remains neutral. We'll see what happens.
Fanboys/Former Fans
You'll notice that most of these people are also archfiend fanboys. That's because archfiend promoted undertakerfreak1127 heavily and most of archfiends fans are now UTF fans.
SolarflareFTW
SolarflareFTW was one of those fanboys who used to kiss UTFs' feet. But since UTF told him to "unsub" because he was subscribed to some "haters" he lost all respect for undertakerfreak1127. He then fell in love with "Lindsey" aka "Brooke collins" and had cyber sex with her on xat even though he was 16! He still believed she was 16 even though it was proven that she was 13. He saw no problem with this and wanted to "Go to las vegas and sweep her off her feet". He closed his account and started another account called "Fluttershyguy" where he continues to spread his MLP (My little pony) disease and continues to have desires to fuck a 13 year old girl. He blocks everyone who messages him... have a nice life in jail andrew!
Boonypoo
Boonypoo has also turned against UTF, after SPDM twisted his arm and became an alleged member of the 3k army. He told UTF to unsubscribe from his channel and then UTF told TheArchfiend to block him. What a douche.
TheArchfiendLive
TheArchfiendLive was a former archfiend and undertakerfreak fanboy douchebag and saw everyone who disagreed with them a no-life troll. Undertakerfreak "never trusted" him because he was friends of "StPatrickDayMassacre" and the other "Slanderous Trolls". AFL called him out on one of his videos because he was making money off of someone elses problems, of course being UTF he didn't take it very well and argued with him and told him that he was right, then resorted to name calling etc... AFL is now seen by UTF and his fanboys as a "traitor" and a "slanderous troll".
Jex64/Adam Nardo
Jex/Jex64/Adam Nardo is a very loyal Archfiend and Undertakerfreak fanboy. Jex is always a moderator in UTFs' chat and does undercover work for UTF. He likes to spy on other chats and liveshows, he posts quotes from other peoples liveshows into UTFs' BlogTV chat, he likes to wear sunglasses and take gay photos of himself, Jex is like an agent that works 24/7 and stays in the chat. He was brainwashed by TheArchfiend and is now paranoid of anyone entering the chatroom. He will kick and ban you if he suspects that you have any connection with the "Slanderous Trolls". Jex gets paid with archfiend and undertakerfreak fucking him in the mouth and therefore getting oral herpes.
Blackoutworm
Blackoutworm is a very confused little boy. He just doesn't know what he is...when talked to about undertakerfreak he seems to be understanding but the very same day you'll see him being very understanding of undertakerfreak... he just wants to be another fanboy fullstop.
Blackoutworm, by the way, is a back up account of [2] who is the arch nemesis of Lifeinatent--the goggly-faced Youtube marketing-expert who UTF use to bitterly hate but is now a loyal fanboy of. Blackoutworm aka Blackbustercritic became a fanboy of UTF AS SOON AS he watched UTF owned the living crap out of Lifeinatent...just like how water in a toilet becomes undrinkable for a obedient dog AS SOON AS its master dispenses some yellowish fluid in it! But BlackOutWorm, if he were that proverbial obedient dog, he`ll still drink that deliciously coloured toilet water! Anyway that nice, little proverb just shows how loyal of a fan BlackOutWorm truly is!
GodfatherScooby
GodfatherScooby is a 60-year old dildo who sucks UTF's cock and has co-hosted in a few of his live shows. He is a pedophile like SolarFlareFTW and wishes to fuck TheArchfiend, UTF and little girls all at the same time.
CammehYaBams
A gifted youth living in Scotland who used to spend every waking second of his time coming up with rage filled essays to present to youtube. Every essay involved either hating his school's simple assignments, bitching about popular music- while having the gall to say he enjoys The Sex Pistols, "Youtube Whores" (a must for any pissed off teenager) and most of all, 12 year old girls who wanted to have some fun and dance on camera. Yes folks, the guy who looks like most people's bitchy grandmothers enjoyed targeting young girls in videos and explaining to his oh-so-intelligent fanboys why their videos are objectively bad, then sending them over to troll the kids until they deleted their accounts.
He would later follow up bitching at his fanbase for being cruel, as if he's some sort of fucking idiot who doesn't realize a pattern when he sees one.
Bottom line: He's another useless, unoriginal fanboy of UTF and TheArchieFriend.
WatchDogCentral
First of all his Username is a blatant rip-off of another Youtuber, who use to but sadly no longer acts a lulzy Youtube White Knight of Justice, but other then that, there isn't much to write home about for this fanboy on this page....we hope that we don't need to document anymore of UTF's prominent fanboys! Again, like the above fanboy (who's name will hopefully never ever get mentioned again!) guess how we easily found out that he is a fan of the Pansy Omnipotent UTF?....go check his channel page you lazy bum!...anyways he does pretty much the same thing as the above UTF "inspired" fanboy, but he is possibly over 9000 days older than CYB...ok this fanboy documentation is getting boring now, so let's move on to some more interesting stuff.
Grotange
A timid, soft spoken asspie. Used to be a loyal UTF and TheArchfiend fanboy but when "StPatricksDayMassacre" went after UTF and CammehYaBams on his "BustedGamesTVBackup". But soon later he got attacked by trolls and haters thus making him close his account. On his oniision account he made two videos about UTF but they got removed. On his TrollerassIsBack account he declared war but ended up getting hacked and suspended. Grotange and Derpydosh fap eachother at night.
Epicsniper3x and DerpyDosh
They two fags used to be UTF fans. But started trolling undertakerfreak1127 and fapping to My Little Pony. When Derpydosh tried to troll undertakerfreak1127, he got blocked by undertakerfreak1127 and began jacking off because of his failure. Then Epicsniper got blocked but didn't jack off. He continue to troll (via video) and get flagged. Besides, Epicsniper is a huge nigger faggot anyway. Derpydosh is also a sadistic british cunt.
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MrRepzion
The latest series of events to happen to ol' Johnny boy was this little catfight he had with TheAmazingAthiest's christfag buddy, MrRepzion. Now upon first impression of this, you may be fooled into believing that a flamewar between the bottom bitches of two more popular and talented YouTube ranters would create serious amounts of lulz, but in the end, all it did was just make UTF more of a scumbag than he already was.
It started when MrRepzion made a video calling out mutual enemy, sxephil, for making bot accounts to increase his number of subscribers. However, when people called out MrRepzion on his bullshit, he made a video apologizing for his lying-ass. Even though that apology video has been around for a while, Johnny still thought it was necessary to make a calling Repzion a liar. And thus, the flame war began! What followed was a series of videos created by the two, calling the other person a liar and a hypocrite, resulting in massive butthurt among the internets.
So as the bitch-fight ended and John pretty much became the guy that came out on top, a new challenger appeared! While he was sitting in the sidelines in the series of arguments, TheAmazingAthiest decided to make a video with Repzion, showing off people who dislike himself, and call them idiots. One of the people in the video, just so happened to be UTF.
Of course John Danz, being the mature, rational and logical adult that he is, responded to the video by filing a privacy complaint, ultimately censoring the video. As you may suspect, most of UTF's fans did not take kindly to Danzzy-boy's cowardly approach to addressing criticism and made a video defending his pussy-ass behavior.
Basically, he bitches about how it was his right to file the complaint and that he should be forgiven because TheAmazingAthiest is a bigger douchebag than he is. No one was really buying in to his bullshit, except for his fanboys (Yes John, even you have fanboys), his pimp, and his co-hoes.
Before we end this section, we here at ED would like to give a special message to John.
Dear John, why did you have to stoop this low over a stupid video? Why couldn't you just ignore it, or do what you do best and make a video rant about it? But no, instead you had to take the most childish, pussified and cowardly route there is and false-flagged TheAmazingAthiest. You know, TJ may be an e-begging scumbag, but he isn't someone who gets massively butthurt over a 15 sec clip of himself on some youtube video. And you may bitch and moan about it was your legal right to do that, and that TJ is an asshole for blocking people. Newsflash Johnny, TJ also had the right to borrow a portion of your video and block users as well. Don't put yourself on such a high and mighty pedestal because your less of a cunt than he is. We hope TJ'S fanboys false-flag your channel to hell, preventing youtube from showing your smug, hypocritical ass on the internet again.
BALEETED!
A vicious false flagging campaign culminated in Youtube run by LifeInATent and MeganLeeHeart raping John's account with suspension. His butt buddy, TheArchfiend, has this to say on the matter:
What's even more lulzy is that a change.org petition (originally TheMetallicaguru's idea) had been wrung up by a Canadian girl, QueenyMartha, to reinstate UTF's account. It'll be about as effective in changing Youtube's mind as changing your Failbook display picture to the Equal Rights picture to change marriage laws in the U.S. If you want to entertain yourself, though:
UNBALEETED!
With the help of HappyCabbie and the collective effort of all of Undertakerfreak1127's friends and rivals combined, Undertakerfreak1127's account is finally restored. LIAT & Megan are not pleased and instead try to selfishly take credit for themselves. But you can prove LIAT wrong with these following videos where he's against bringing Undertakerfreak1127 back and is found contradicting himself.
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The Troll Posse Members
Current Members: THE TROLL POSSE HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED
Former Members:
Fake/Assumed Members:
TheBrainEnema- A emo whining old hag who is never an member of Troll Posse to begin with.
- Cameron, who is going to get his ass spanked hard by his momma for "slandering" BloodyBucketSinister and getting involved in an "gang". Hilarity ensues as the skyne call ended.
TheGeno360 - A future man-child who does YouTube rants and wears sunglasses in the house like a badass who has never been in the troll posse.
undertakerfreak1127 - ...jus....jus no
MrRepzion - Really guys?
MrFrankCalzone - While he was involved with UTF drama 2 years ago he was never a TP member
RickyMcGinnis - Someone who has been in a total of 2 calls and was automatically assumed a member because of power-hungry basement fags in the group
MrHorrorKid1 - A massive TrollPosse 12 year old fanboy who sucks cock of everyone in the Troll Posse and got all butthurt mad because he was rejected, he's fag 9 material.
VlogRays - Cool ass dude, but never a TP member.
LifeInATent - Unless he invests at least half his 17 million dollars he has in his russian bank accounts into TP members pockets, he's not a member.
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVHHazJ9wAcOG6GseZkpbNA - Nope... just a fag who likes to complain about who isn't a member and who should be
Sai Chan - Naw, but did get jealous when she was rejected and someone else got in
TruthHurtsNetwork - Noooo... just is the leader of the Troll Posse fanclub! And I love it nigga -TTHN
LOL BIG WURDZ MAKE ME SMRT
On John's great new video TheArchfiend actually disagrees with him! To everyone's surprise, John didn't block Arch. Instead, he decided to be a fucking dickhole. So much so, that his fans even mass disliked the comment. He is truly a fucking faggot who needs to get his head on straight. The comment he made didn't even make fucking sense. Screencap taken by TheFrostReview (Show him some love).
John's Love Life
Surprisingly, this basement dweller has apparently had multiple girlfriends. However, these girlfriends of John's realized how much of a selfish piece of shit he actually was when uncovered from the humanitarian pose he often makes on camera.
While most normal human beings (compared to John anyway) would get over their lose, he actually wanted to share his story with his subscribers. This is quite possibly the greatest example of NYPA since John had foolishly thought that his subs were all his e-friends.
If you are a knowledgeable human, then you would tell John "Seriously dude, I don't fucking care. I subbed to you for politics not your shitty personal life." We all know that John wouldn't care himself if this happened to someone else.
This may show signs of John going on a shooting spree or watching My Little Pony porn since he's too upset to find a new girlfriend. For all we know, this further proves that John is self-entitled, weak, sensitive and disliked by anyone who doesn't sit on their computers ranting about religion.
As John wanted moar YouTube jewgolds, he decided to make another sympathy video which was a follow-up to his "waifu" video, it was a video made for clickbait and was only for the money and not because he wanted to share his absolutely 100% factual opinion. He BAWWWED over the fact that he was "shy" and "lonely". Bearing in mind this is coming from the same dudebro who constantly abuses his subscribers who give him criticism and other YouTubers who stated different opinions that aren't his own. In this video, John states that he never goes outside to socialize with other people. That is hilarious! It only serves as ammunition to members of the Troll Posse but John was too stupid to think ahead. This video is significant for the fact the John just admitted to having no friends, being a complete and utterly wet pussy and a money grabbing attention whore.
External Links
- undertakerfreak1127
undertakerfreak1127- undertakerlives - personal facebook
utf1127- undertakerfrea1 - Lulzy Twitter account when UTF hopped on the #Cut4Bieber bandwagon and blamed 4chan for the trend.
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