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Snapesnogger, a.k.a. Snogger, Snoggerific, ravingartist, RavingG, Owljam, lil-owl-gem, Gyrem, Ves, jerrymalou, and Lee Osprey, is a whiny little brat weeaboo from deviantART who alternates between drawing lame-ass anime-style Harry Potter fanart (mainly of Alan Rickman's Severus Snape in thongs and various gay apparel) and some hideous breed of hermaphroditic half-snake monstrosities. She also has a huge circlejerk of mindless weeaboo fanbrats whose insidious lovefests have caused her to skyrocket to the second most popular deviant on the goddamn site.
She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety, and if you challenge this notion, she will instantly lash out at you, claiming that you are clearly blind as to not recognize the brilliance of her mpreg, 60% female/40% male nagas with non-female vaginas and non-male cocks. She will then proceed to curl into a little ball and weep like a bitch.
Dmitrys, known dickgirl artist, has been quoted with the following, "And eah i meet Snapesnogger live, beast is frightening."
About Snapesnogger
Snapesnogger has written and drawn illustrations for several fucktarded stories which include:
- Her fanfiction in which Snape and Hermione get turned into the cutest iggly noseless bunnies you ever did see. They 'fall in love', have lots of sex, Hermione gets pregnant, et cetera. Warning! Never look at this shit.
- Her comic "Angel 1,000", about some retard angel with a cheese fetish and his friends fighting demons. Not much is known about this story save that the main character is a nerd who dies and becomes the special 1,000th bishie angel, and that all of his friends can be found in their original forms in Japan's finer anime. It serves as a fine testament to Snapesnogger's unabashed creativity and originality.
- Her comic "Red Venom", which stars a homosexual 60% female, 40% male, half human, half snake creature (which she incorrectly calls a naga) that gets pregnant and has a litter of bizarre little snake things. She's scared to death someone is going to steal and copyright her Red Venom idea before she gets a chance to make it into a major motion picture herself, even though it's doubtful a story about a homosexual snake hermaphrodite that shits out eggs would be a big box-office draw.
She suffers from the dreaded Bishie syndrome and has a preference for vore/swallowing fetishes, pregnancy fetishes (Mpreg especially), pedophilia, guro/gore, violence with everybody present crying profusely and unrealistically, and of course, furry sex. She also seems to hate noses, though nobody knows why (perhaps because she can't fucking draw them).
She had a Gaiafag who whored out overly priced commissions of other GaiaOnline avatars. Seeing how many retarded people are willing to pay for a shitty chibi drawing gives Snapesnogger a case of unwarranted self-importance, possibly because she's not yet as stupid as the people who pay her.
She got into Team Fortress 2 on Tumblr(she went by the name Owly) where she admitting she never played the game but wanted to jump on the bandwagon because it was popular and to draw hot gay sex of the classes. She would later threw a tantrum in the tf2 fandom then later rage quit when she got critiqued for fetishists female Pyro, things that were considered off character or non canon of the classes and the fandom not really kissing her ass as much like on DA. She also started shit within the fandom like bitching about IRL medics posting in the medic tag(where then her fans ask IRL medics to not post their stuff in the tag anymore) which led medics to troll the tag with gore and blood and what they really go through than some video game character does; which Snapesnogger then blame her fans for "making it a big deal" and to not have fans like hers.
Overall, the only notable thing about Snapesnogger is that /b/ considers her a laughing stock and someone phished her for her username and password, then threw a nice copy of Tubgirl up on her front page. Lulz ensued as her equally worthless fanbase shat themselves collectively.
As of 2012, she changed.
ART LULZ
Snapesnogger likes to believe that she's the second most popular artist on DeviantART (following her idol Bleedman) and has so many fans/watchers because she's a great artist. While it's more probable that she's so popular because she draws kawaii chibi anime fanart and Mpreg slash from popular TV shows and movies on a site where weeaboo idiots reign supreme, we'll let you be the judge:
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She's not above mpreg. -
This picture explains everything about Snapesnogger you will EVER need to know. -
Snapesnogger is the pinnacle of wit and grace. -
her claim to fame
![If you're willing to have some shitty-looking line across your character's face, why not just draw the fucking nostrils instead already?]]](/File:Kave_Mida_Ishwary_headshots_by_snapesnogger.jpg)
Fun Facts
- Snapesnogger believes that the trolls hate her because she's popular. Not because she's a querulous little bitch, but because she has several ass-kissing fannits. I'd use a metaphor here, but I rather feel using "Et tu, Brute?" to describe the way Snogger's weaksauce fannits will eventually turn and stab her in the back would be offense to Caesar.
- Snapesnogger will plug her ears, sing Fergie songs at the top of her lungs, and pretend she can't hear you when you attempt to tell her how much everyone hates her -- or at least the truth as to why -- then ban you and tell all her 'friends' not to believe anything you say. Ever.
- Snapesnogger hates all of her fans. The reason for this is that she finds herself too superior to relate to her "retarded fan base." In fact, Snapesnogger has actually taken a strong dislike to almost all humanity, believing that no living being could possibly measure up to her almighty skills at drawing androgynous, pregnant nagas and Severus Snape dressed like a furry.
- Though she claims she is not egotistical, she'll never think twice about telling you to fuck off if you call her mediocre.
- She will beg her fans not to kiss her ass and then, not five minutes later, turn around and ask for their "opinion" (read: pucker up, ladies).
- Snapesnogger has had lesbian thoughts!
- Back in the day, Snapesnogger was hired by Squaresoft to do the noseless artwork for the cult-hit game Final Fantasy Tactics.
- Her biggest fan is Zeriara.
- Once she gets a high bid for her crap art at her Gaia Online Auction she will disappear, leaving the bidder holding their bag.
- Jeffree Moon has tried to recruit her in his "war" against ED.
Snapesnogger - The Talented Poet and Prayer Writer
BEHOLD!
—Fadedfutures, losing his faith | ||
This is without a doubt one of the most fucktarded things a fangirl can do: write a prayer -- or rather, take a Christian prayer and make it even more fail -- for one's own fetish.
And so, we feel a strong need to show you how Snapesnogger shits in the face of Religion and -- once again -- ruins the name of Severus Snape.
Our Severus, who art in hogwarts,
Hallowed be thy nose.
Thy caulrdon come.
Thy will be done,
On the astronomy tower as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily potion.
And forgive us our bad grades,
As we forgive those who curse our asses off.
And lead us not into detention,
But deliver us from evil.
For thou is the hotness,
and the smartness,
and teh SEX,
for ever and ever.
Avada kedavera
This is a crap sandwich. It is made of fail and AIDS. And a typo.
On DevianTart
SnapeSnogger IS deviantart
Her fanbase strikes again as one devoted person swears up and down that Snapesnogger is DeviantART. P-tecker has left his faggotry all over her page, giving every known fact out there to prove that she is the best artist in the world. He also has confessed his undying love for her.
OH NOES ART THEFT!
Venezuela
So when Stacey English steals Snogger's art, she flies into a batshit rage. However when a Venezuelan newspaper, a T-shirt shop in Canada, and some anime convention in Mexico hosted in a barn on a dirt farm does it -- and makes money off of it -- Snogger is A-OK! Even honored!!
She doesn't have the sense to sue or ask for royalities from any of these people, even as they profit by using her shit, thus proving that she will never make any money off her art. But she claims that as long as it's fanart and not her pregnant homosexual snake furries or fucktarded angels (Who would use any of those for anything anyway, amirite?) that she doesn't care.
It should be noted for the lulz that the Venezuelan newspaper ripped off the only thing that made Snapesnogger an internet celebrity in the first place.
Also, with this out in the open, she's pretty well given us all the option to totally fuck around with her art! So sell it on DA! Sell it in your town! It's "lol, funny" according to Snoogy and she won't have any problem with it at all!
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The sad, sad truth about her fans is that they're idiots who can't spell. -
Some deviants decided to tell Snoggy off from her faggotry. -
Pudge03
As Snapesnogger is ultimately a clusterfuck of confusion and failure, she baffles us once again. To sum it up:
- It's NOT OKAY for some random online person to steal her art and claim to be her.
- It's A-OKAY for other countries to steal and sell copies of her crappy fanart IRL and not give her a single lick of credit or royalties.
- It's NOT OKAY for some random Tartlet to make a freehanded copy of her art and submit it to their gallery.
Recently, one of Snogger's brain-dead fans posted a comment to her userpage with a link to a picture that was freehanded from Snogger's fucktarded Harry Potter chibi heads and stated that the artist -- Pudge03 -- was 'trying to steal' it.
Upon hearing of such an unimaginable travesty as freehanding -- when one copies an existing picture entirely by hand (which differs it from tracing as there was actually effort put into it) -- two of Snogger's lackeys, as well as Snogger herself, went to confront the hapless Deviant and urge them to take down the picture or face being reported. This proves that Snapesnogger will forever be obsessed with petty shit that happens on the internet and it is a lost cause to try and teach her that real life should be more important. Thus far, it appears that the artist doesn't give a shit and deviantART staff has yet to remove the picture.
What's particularly faggoty about this incident is that this is certainly not the only submission on deviantART that was made referencing Snogger's work and one has to wonder if she and her fucktarded weeaboo superfan intend to scour the entire god damned website and report every single one of them, thus making more work for the lazy DeviantART staff and giving them yet another reason to hate her.
Breaking News: Snapesnogger makes new DeviantArt account!
Recently, Snogger created a new account on DeviantART to avoid all those who hate her and believe her work is complete shit. Being as brilliant as she is, claiming to be sick of drama, she posted the decision in her journal, in order to gather her fantards in an attention whoring pity party. The latter smeared all the comments with so much failing sobs and hugs, that the server went down, unable to cope with imbecility. The sheer lameness can be seen in the fact that she actually makes her fanbase to fucking dig up the site in search of her zomg-precious artwork, so to cause moar drama than ever.
So, what did Snapesnogger do, and why did she whine that ED soon found her new hideout? Liek, posting utterly recognizable crap featuring her bestest male lesbian dyke friend (who was too smart enough to add the abhorrent pieces of art to her fav), using the same avatards and mentioning ED in the fucking FIRST journal is TTLY CANSPIRACEE LOL.
Drama ensued immediately, and rages on. Despite all her claims of being mature and independent from fans, this current lulzfest clearly depicts that nothing in the whole world will make Snogger moar than a hypocritical lolcow, which hungers moar and moar pageviews, faves, and e-fame, but still can't accept even an ounce of critique.
So here's a link to her new account she doesn't want anyone to see. The raiding/trolling/spamming/butthurt has already begun, because the creepy gay nagas and bunny fucktard people with saw-like teeth are just too obvious to ignore.
As always, she hides comments as fast as shits art, so scrncpzplzthx for great justice.
the epic lolcow has been spotted on deviantart yet again! http://fluro-knife.deviantart.com/
NEW Account, NEW Fantards
You would think that since the almighty Snapesnogger has changed for the better she would curb her creepy fetishes just a tad. NOT SO!
- Fluro-Knife last but certainly not least, especially in the ass, snogger herself
Some people, seeing this unsurpassable faggotry, tried to reason with Snogger, and of course, the comments were hidden with the speed of light. Thanks to GPRS, some of the wise words were saved, as to be an eternal reminder to the whiny shit's fucktardness.
— Kitsune-, trying to sugercoat the harsh reality |
Of course, the Snogger couldn't bear the insults.
— Knifeguy's TL;DR attempt to surpass "Snapesnogger-Listen" |
Seems like Snogger does NOT have dignity as the comment was hidden. As well as she has no logic either.
— D45 speaks the truth. |
Of course, Snapesnogger summoned up one brilliant reply:
— Snapesnogger being her usual, fat self. |
A New Chapter Begins
A few days ago Snapesnogger announced that DA is no place for 'professional artists' to try and make a living (no shit). Now that Snogger has crap printed on a t-shirt, and SOLD her fucked up 'over 9000' inspired shirt, she is a pro, guys. Therefore, she no longer needs her legions of fans to make her feel like she is loved. In her recent journal little Snigger tries to bid a fake farwell:
—Snogger-lying to her pitiful self |
Snigger claims she no longer needs to feel consoled by her millions of pageviews. Obviously, she is full of shit, being the popularity whore she is. By creating a new DA account, Snogger is once again trying to run from her "drama", which she has always brought upon her stupid self. Running (or slithering, in Snogger's case) away from her once thriving hovel of kiss ass fans and numerous flames is going to solve her problems and get her moneys, obviously. Snogger admits that she was emo, at least, yet she still tries to hide it all and make herself seem like an hero and lie again when she says she has friends.
Snigger may believe her method of lowering her vendetta with Anon will work; whoever finds and posts the link to this new account will bring sweet, epic lulz. One may choose to interpret Snapesnogger's disowning of her precious Snapesnogger account (and alias) a victory for nigras everywhere. Also notice Snogger's new, potential website which has yet to be launched. Expect some horrible coding, nagas, and haxxing when she finally decides to finish it.
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How could you leave us?! -
Her next client will be Hot Topic. -
User was trolled for this post. -
A t-shirt designer? LOL. -
The horror. -
You can't critique someone who's already an artist. -
LEAVE ME ALONE!! -
shoutbox full of wannabe Snogger-BFFs on her old account, depressed over Snogger's "Fresh start" -
LAWL.
Snapesnogger Returns!
Being the whiny little shit she is, she came back to her original account as Snapesnogger tried to convince everyone the trolls did not faze her. Apparently, they have no lives and are obsessed with her. She claims she feels sorry for them because apparently she's not the one with the mental condition. She goes on to say "i mean...i don't actually do anything bad anymore." Like the hidden constructive criticism and blocking everyone who is not a fantard do not count as "bad".
She tries to lie by saying "despite what some of you may do to try and bring me down, I will just take it in my stride. you people are making me stronger and stronger, what doesn't kill me can only help me in the future." Even though everyone knows she crawls into a corner and cuts herself every time someone says anything slightly negative about her art.
When a few reasonable people tried to get through her thick head and tell her she didn't get it at all, she tried to pull her usual "You don't know me!" bullshit. Amai-Nihachi succeeded in making Snogger use her RavingG account to reply on the Snapesnogger page. Realizing she made herself sound like even more of a retard, Snapesnogger promptly hid the comments, leaving her original TL;DR. By doing this, it's obvious she thought she made herself look like the determined hero, instead of the fool. Succeeding in making a fool of herself, someone reminded her by linking to this section of this article.
After the situation died down, Snogger found a link to a giftart of her character Snapesnogger on her page. The poor fantard Jerica-the-Angel was taken aback when Snogger blatantly refused the gift. Why? Simply because Jerica-the-Angel said in response to Amai-Nihachi's "you don't get it" comment, "Don't you see Snapesnogger? :( She's right. I feel bad that you're going though this, but you have to listen :(" Needless to say, Snogger AKA RavingG jumped to her own defense and "yelled" at the poor fantard.
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The comment, filled with confusion and lies. -
Making her understand is an impossible task. -
Lightning-Baron tries to get through snogger's thick head. -
a new member of dA reminds Snogger of her fucktardedness -
We don't know her, gaiz! Why should we tell her to change? -
Still disrespecting her fans... -
So much for staying hidden... -
When Snogger made a third account, Kellywormtongue struck again! -
"Pick one. Leave or stay." -
Zelda164 welcomes Snoggy with open arms, straying from his "clever trolling". -
LUL I'M PERFECT, YOU'RE NOT. NO ADVICES NEEDED. -
UH-OH! Better call the Waaambulance!
Apparently someone succeeded in 'hacking' her account, though this is yet to be proven and may just be Snogger's way of defending her extremely emo behavior.
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She exploited herself! Way to go, Snogger! -
Trolls have driven Snogger to want to become an hero. -
Her fans are starting to see her for who she really is -
Snapesnogger just wants to be left alone. -
After an expected response of "Leave me alone." this comment was promptly hidden. -
Snogger won't even take advice on life. How ungrateful! -
Snapesnogger responds maturely to advice. -
Snapesnogger IS teh interwebs.
I Nose Nagas - Snoggy Breaks Her New Year's Resolution
—Snapesnogger, on showing her true colors | ||
There were bad puns and butthurt for all when a particularly clever TARTlet, FoxNede, cooked up a masterpiece called "I Nose Nagas" featuring a character resembling Snoggy's emo hermaphrodite fag in a Groucho Marx getup.
The image was pretty harmless and light-hearted, but oddly, that's not what set Snoggy off, no. The picture didn't bother her but the people laughing at it did (LOL WUT). Just having a giggle was enough to set Snapesnogger off and get her bitching about cruelty and people hating her (her usual rap), thus predictably breaking her New Year's resolution. Only, you know, these weren't trolls and meaniebutts so much as people just chuckling at a cute drawing that Snoggy herself claimed she didn't find insulting.
Though she threw a few insults at people (like the one above), devianTART deleted the artwork rather than banning her for her verbal attacks, since she's popular. The system works. (Now if she had been spouting 4chan memes at the same time she would have been permabanned.)
During her hissy fit she also insulted her fanbase, again, and yet they continue to lick her ass and beg for more:
GAIA LULZ
If you've been living under a rock for at least 100 years, you may not have noticed -- or perhaps just not given a shit -- that Snapesnogger ALSO has a Gaia Online account (just one more milestone in her plot to take over the internet). But one must remember that where there is Snogger, there is SURE to be lulz!
For example, she insists that she hates all the drama that surrounds her and yet -- like a fly on a particularly foul pile of shit -- she just can't stay away. Witness for yourself the drama that actually preceded Snapesnogger on Gaia Online -- a site where fags generally go to complain about Tartlets:
Snapesnogger is a bitch -- Who knew?
This thread was created in February 2007 just so people could bitch about Snapesnogger, which is practically a national pastime now. Interest died out after a while, and the last post was made on February 20th. However, after the thread was dead and gone, Snogger (under one of her numerous Gaiafag accounts, "Jerrymalou") shows up -- NEARLY TWO MONTHS LATER -- and drags the drama right back up to the top of the forums.
We thank you for insisting that everyone is a sick fuck just like you. Even if it were true, most of us still have the sense not to post gay anime furry porn and Harry Potter slash all over the internet (or in /b/'s case, not to post their own).
Banned from y!Gallery
On December, 22nd, 2006, Snapesnogger was banned from y!Gallery after a long period of continuous retardedness and rule-breaking. The final straw was a gratuitous and anatomically incorrect drawing with a supposedly male character who, she quickly revealed, had a decidedly non-male vagina. Y!Gallery, being a site for lonely women and closet lesbians to share their yaoi femmy male on male porn, is very anti-snatch.
She posted to her DA journal complaining about the cruel mods and her unfair treatment and 'frivolous' banning, and added a touch of sour grapes by saying "Perhaps I don't like being stiffled[sic] by rules..." This has proven once and for all that in Snapesnogger's mind, common sense simply does not exist (and also that bitch can't spell).
After a y!Gallery mod (who also happened to have a dA account) chastised her -- 1) for complaining when she knew perfectly well what the rules of the site were and yet broke them anyway, and 2) for thinking that because she was popular and had so many fans on y!G that she should be given special treatment -- Snapesnogger replied, "its just a site, a stupid strict site. i wish i had seen it earlier. please dont send me anymore notes."
It should be noted that Snapesnogger's rule-breaking on y!Gallery included:
- Lying about her age and signing up there before she had turned 18
- Uploading copyrighted material for a club
- Harassing a moderator for drawing "offensive hick nagas" (which, as it turns out, had nothing to even do with her)
- Uploading an image that she stated was of her on deviantART but lied on y!Gallery saying it was just a "REALLY girly guy" (presumably because she didn't get her fill of favorites on dA and sought more from Y!Gallery)
Forgiveness DENIED
Despite how strict and stupid she thought the site was, just 2 days later, upon the introduction of a form to provide banned users with a chance to return to the gallery, Snapesnogger eagerly filled it out. Unfortunately, it was a trap, and she was promptly redirected to this ED article.
She didn't seem to like this very much, judging by this message that was reportedly sent to a moderator:
—Snapesnogger, unleashing the fucking fury | ||
And our response to it all:
—Everyone | ||
Banned from y!Gallery... again
On July 1st, 2007, Snapesnogger created a new account on y!Gallery using the name Veserus (and even rejoined one of her own clubs). So she hates the site's strict rules and believes the mods are all out to get her SO MUCH that she makes a new account to circumvent her banned one? I think we all know what that means...
Less than 20 minutes after her first post to the site, she was banned again, thus proving that no matter what uninspired pseudonym you use, your retarded art style will always rat you out.
The ConceptArt Incident
ConceptArt.org (Lol it's now a website advertising some shitty water bottle) was a place where serious artists -- many of them professionals or advanced students -- went to receive serious critiques of their work. Snapesnogger, in her infinite wisdom, waltzed into this environment expecting a wave of the same demented praise and adoration she gets from her DA fangirls. Instead, she received a reasonable and honest critique of her image:
—Mirana, actually being helpful |
The response was, of course, sweetly reasonable:
—Snapesnogger, classy to the end |
After this Snogger was pretty much reamed by ConceptArt goers (though some chose to simply admonish her, but the reaming is much funnier). Choice words from the pros:
—Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize |
Snapesnogger ran back to deviantART in tears and complained in her journal (which makes it to the DeviantART Today Page every single time she posts one because of her dumbass fans) about those mean, judgmental professional artists who dared to judge her by artistic standards. Her fans obediently bashed ConceptArt, calling them elitists, assholes, and of course "jealous".
To make matters worse, some other Snogger fans came into the thread to defend her from the harsh undeniable truth. One of these was some cunt with the predictable wapanese name " Yusagi " who said some amazingly arrogant drivel such as:
- "True talent doesn't require blood and sweat, and I don't know about Snogger, but I prefer to be taught by someone talented, than someone skilled--I can learn everything they know from a book."
- Favoring snoggers "art" over something decent like this with:
- "What makes that so good? I personally find them to be nothing spectacular, in fact, I find them to be dreary, and the second woman to be unintentionally fat." LOL WUT
Do try and troll her for the lulz.
Between ConceptArt and NagaMaster, Snoggy's journal garnered enough attention to appear in the "Top Journals" on the Today Page and thus drew a much larger crowd. People began criticizing her for acting like a spoiled brat and sullying the name of ConceptArt, so she deleted that journal and put up an identical one, where the criticisms continued (much to her chagrin). That second journal was also eventually deleted, but the incident fixed her in people's minds for life as a whiny, spoiled brat. Catchphrases from her CA encounters such as "What a naga is..." "I know nagas," and "the snake part does NOT LOOK LUMPY!!!" have since caught on as Snogger memes.
YOUTUBE LULZ
Snogger now has a YouTube account where she submits shitty picture slideshows (which she incorrectly calls animations) and five minute videos of her producing those shitty pictures. Since it is all anime Harry Potter fanart, and the background music for her videos includes selections from Avril Lavigne and Nick Lachey, she's sure to be a big hit.
It should be noted that Snapesnogger -- due to flames -- has deleted her more notable YouTube submissions including:
- A 30 second emo weeaboo picture slideshow about Snape and Lily set to an Avril Lavigne song that she claimed to be an "animated movie."
- A 12 hour long slideshow of every Snape picture she has EVER shat out -- set to a Nick Lachey song -- as a testament to her loyalty as a fan and to show off how much she's improved over the years. (see right for a sample)
- A "video" of Snapesnogger being a fucktard with her sister (which consisted of shitty scribble stills to "illustrate" an audio file).
The following is the only video remaining on her account. Trolling the Hell out of that shit is still highly recommended so that the internets may be rid of it as well. She has a Western Australian accent (not to be confused with GOOD Australian accent),please wear proper ear protection.
Snapesnogger giggles and blows into the microphone alot as she blames her crappy drawing on her recording program and narrates herself drawing a chibi Snape for 6 CUKIONG minutes.
As if this all wasn't enough, some clearly deranged fan (it actually says "I'm a big fan of snapesnogger's work (both art and songs) so I decided to put the two together.") has posted this monstrosity on Youtube. WARNING: Video contains enough fail to give you AIDS. Possibly.
LEAVE SNAPESNOGGER ALONE!!!!!
It seems that some random devianTart decided to make a Chris Crocker parody.
FCTC Spoiler Theatre
A few weeks ago, FCTC (Foocy Toocy/Fried Chicken Trolling Crew) posted a video on YouTube (now deleted by staff) and linked to it on Snogger's page as well as used it for a video response to her submissions. The video seemed innocent enough, featuring Harry Potter art...but then a video-cap of Meatspin pops up.
FCTC then proceeded to spam the hell out of her page with spoilers from the final book of the series.
Snapesnogger's immediate response was to make a deviantART journal (see Fig. 1) threatening to "delete all the snape art and get a new account" if it turned out that Snape killed Dumbledore Snape was evil. Anonymous rejoiced as he knew that Snape did in fact kill Dumbledore Snape was probably evil, but solemnly as Snapesnooger has made threats to leave the internet before.
As anonymous predicted, Snogger released a journal the next day apologizing for being a fag (see Fig. 2). And as it turns out, anonymous' hopes got fucked since Snape was proven to be good -- as "good" and "your mom's creepy stalker" apparently mean the same thing in the Harry Potter universe).
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Fig. 1: So just leave already! -
Fig. 2: Don't like spoilers eh, fuckbag?
The Fanbase
Snapesnogger's fanbase (aka the half-assed G-Fanforce) is composed of belligerent little praisers and worshipers who kiss her ass so much that she won't actually LEAVE the god damn website -- no matter how much others may hope for it. She has threatened to leave the site at least 48 times but every time these annoying little fucks convince her to stay.
Also, if this page is suddenly blanked or says "SNAPESNOGGER IS AWESOM U PPL R A BUNCH OF FAGS!!!11" you know that her fanhorde has been here.
Truthfully, though, this page is dedicated to her fans, whom she has lovingly referred to as "sheep" on more than one occasion. If not for them, we would never have run across such a wonderful lolcow.
Fan Gallery
Snapesnogger's fans pride themselves (read: fall all over themselves) on presenting to her the most amazing and lavish of giftarts depicting her engaging original characters. Behold!
Now, given the average artistic skill of her fans, one can see why Snapesnogger's formulaic, poorly composed drawings with no stable sense of lighting, proportion, or color are considered "good".
January 17th, 2008
Snapesnogger seems to have abandoned her fake Naga story, the only post on her new account related to Red Venom being her FORMER 60%female 40%male character, who has since been changed into a lady snake-thing, boobs and all. This was met with much anger from her fanwhores, who accused her of being a sell-out. Good to know they finally caught on.
No more kawaii? ):
In a startling turn of events, Snapesnogger seems to be wanting good comments instead of bullshit ones! But most of us know that she's just trying to feed us moar crap and trying to cover up past drama.
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Say wut? PS: The image contains pedophilia with Snape and Hermione! -
Can it really be?? -
Snogger haets comments. ):
Paintchat log
See the paintchat log here
Lulz not-epic story
Snapesnogger proves once again how much she fails, making this entry for her latest awesome story and begging for artwork. But was shortly thereafter deleted, because even Snapesnogger could tell that it was too EPIC for other people to know about, because ZOMG SHE HAS TALENT. It was recovered thanks to Bad_RPers_Suck.
—Snapesnogger-Batshit, begging for art |
Cool story, bro.
- TL;DR: I'm writing a book about furries. One is a princess I've conveniently given every power ever. Like every fairy tale she's cursed, and has to find a pedo guy to knock her up before she turns 18 so I can write more hawt sex scenes. She falls in love with a vampire (which I did not take from Twilight), a fire demon, and a naga. Then another. They then have furry sex. Make art for me, because I'm a lazy bitch.
'Tis moar like:
Don't be fooled by the naga's that I got, I'm still, I'm still Snapesnogger from dev-art. Used to draw shitty naga's for my fantards No matter where I go, I create ED-drama.
It's Finally Happened
She could not take it anymore. And no, she couldn't go out graciously. However her Owlgem account is still alive and well, and if we are lucky we will have a similar screenshot in the near future. BALEETED. Go to her new account.
Her "final" name change on Deviantart, with a not-so-sudden theme of owls. Expect furfaggotry to follow at her new account.
Gallery
External Links
Snapesnogger's Chatroom on DeviantART Made by none other than the Queen Naga herself. Be sure to drop by and tell her you love her.
Snapesnogger's Oekakicentral Account Features some of Snapesnogger's BEST DRAWANS EVER.
Yet another account on sheezy? Registered on 12/18/07. Came into sheezyart's IRC to bitch about her not stealing her own art for some unknown reason, wtf?
External Links
- Her blog Owlypellets
- owlgem@hotmail.com
Art-Related
owlygem Yet another new account, and miraculously with a 6 month premium sub from some random fgt. Now goes by OwlyGem. She just took the old Owlgem name and add a Y at the end of owl
Owlygem Her main tumblr where she now doing solar system OC's or some shit like that. Note the very messy, busy background.- rv-story One of the DA groups she founded, notice the lack of members.
- the-four Yet another fail DA group she founded, and then bailed on.
Owljam Her FurAffinity account where she's still goin' strong with her damn yaoi shit.- owlsandowls New Furaffinity account.
- fluro-knife This site is now abandoned, but the art is still there.
- Another Sheezy!? Seems she's made a new ShittyART account. >:3
- She is back again! Submitting herself as a character in void. Oh boy. Pleas give her a lovely critique.
- Snapesnogger on GFXartists Taking another crack at life as an elitist.
- Snapesnogger on FanArtCentral Full of lulzy-ass old Snogger art.
- Snapesnogger on Storm-Artists
- Another Tegaki
- Yet a third Tegaki account
- Snigger on tegaki...BRB Busy raping professor layton
- Gyem on Y!Gallery. Because unlike the South she just doesn't get that some things shouldn't rise again.
{Incorrect not her, Ygal - abstract.quarantine}abstract.quarantine is NOT an account on Y!Gallery, nice try. - Ves on Hentai Foundry.
- Her DrawRawr account NEW SITE that seems to be fond and full of "trolls".
- Snapesnogger/Gallery For more art to admire.
- TF2chan Fanart Thread
Gaia-Related
- Snapesnogger as jerrymalou (questionably active)
- Snapesnogger as Lee Osprey (questionably active)
- Snapesnogger as Snoggerific (questionably active)
- Lee Osprey Gaia Online Store ZOMG She iz teh bestest on there!!11!
- Snoggerific Gaia Auction (See Fun Facts)
Literature-Related
- Snapesnogger on Fanfiction.net Lulzy old Harry Potter fic.
- Snippet of her Red Venom story Quick! Go steal the plot from her and make a motion picture masterpiece! But not before making sure to tell her how great her writing is.
Misc.
Her MySpace- Her Tumblr devotion to Team Fortress 2 Abandoned as she quit TF2 forever over something stupid she started. Also gay ships Medic and Heavy alot and made shitty porn of them.
Gem as ravingartist- Snogger's NEW SECRET LiveJournal
- owljam
- Her fucking shit YouTube videos...what a cunt. Make sure to comment the shit out of it.
- Her Army of Fantards
- Wanna relive fond Snogger memories? Check out the Way Back Machine!
- Snapesnogger on Last.FM
- Workplace complete with photo that matches youtube video and work email and email of employers.
- Another SEKRIT livejournal.
- Her Picarto account.
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