Deathy
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Deathy, or Deathosaurus, or whatever he's calling himself this week, is one of the most bizarre members on the Transformer fandom.
He first gained notoriety on the usenet group alt.toys.transformers for his INSANE and random capitaliZATION, occasionally putting words in (parentheses) for no reason and drawing ---> arrows in the middle of a sentence. Deathy also likes to use unnecessary/unneeded/dispensible slashes between similar/comparable/equivalent words to show that he's a walking/strolling/ambling thesaurus. Deathy is essentially the prototypical WebTV user: incoherent, full of rage, and connected to the internets by a goddamn Commodore 64.
His outlandish claims of being the biggest and greatest at everything drew a lot of heat, as did his arrogance about robot toys. The constant flaming pissed him off, and thus began his bi-weekly trend of leaving the newsgroup forever and then coming back days later with a clever disguise.
Retaliation
While most people eventually figured that Deathy was a gentle tard to be loved, some disliked him anyway, and attempted to engage in flame wars with him. Two of his first victims were Neale Davidson and Knightheart. First, Deathy began a rant against Neale that turned into a whacky rape fantasy. Later he elaborated on it with the greatest headmaster fanfic ever.
His best would come later, as he dropped the biggest nuclear bomb of a fanfic ever on the fandom.
Great Deathy Moments
- On 9/11, he asked the newsgroup if anybody else had caught Transformers that day, since for some reason his hometown of Brooklyn wasn't playing it. (later in the same thread, he PREDICTS THE FUTURE).
- After figuring out his CITY WAS UNDER ATTACK, he called his favorite toystore to make sure they were all right. Priorities, man.
- Deathy explains where AIDS come from.
- Deathy wrote a fanfic where he described a transformer losing its virginity to a racist stereotype of a black prostitute.
Death is still around and always will be around, because his genius intelligence is always one step ahead of the game.
