Luigi Mangione

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Luigi Mangione
Born	May 6, 1998 (26 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 1
Top 50?	FUCK NO!
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No
Motive	Retaliation against United Healthcare

	“	This is completely unjust and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience!	„
	—Luigi Mangione

In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's business district, where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until Luigi Nicholas "Mangina" Mangione decided to write his own chapter.

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A Modern-Day Teddy K?

Mangione, a valedictorian with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... direct approach?

Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? Brian Thompson, a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their heads balls.

Brian Thompson was an evil man because he didn't give every "hard-working" American free infinite gender affirming and/or gastric bypass surgeries from Harvard-educated doctors.

Setup

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 3D Printed Pistol	"Ghost gun". does 20-35 pts. of damage
Perk: Ghost Pro	Took ages for police to catch up to him. Invisible to police helicopters

The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom

Recovered from Mangione’s belongings was a manifesto—a three-page, handwritten ode to disillusionment with corporate America. Described as a cross between a hacker's diary and a philosophy undergrad’s late-night rant, it painted Mangione not as a criminal, but as a misunderstood artist taking a bold stand against the oppressive machine.

High Tech, Higher Drama

The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm Lovin' It

While savoring the taste of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called the cops and cashed in on the $60,000 reward.

Mangione’s arrest in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s added an ironic twist to his tale. The tech-savvy renegade, betrayed by a sharp-eyed fast-food worker, was caught munching fries while the corporate machine closed in. Was this a metaphor? A symbolic last meal in the shadow of golden arches or is it the ultimate icon of capitalism? Nobody knows... UNTIL NOW...

Legacy of Lunacy

Now awaiting trial, Mangione’s story is less a cautionary tale and more a bizarre chapter in the annals of corporate drama. Is he a martyr for the disenchanted masses or just another cog in the machine, destined to be forgotten once the next scandal hits Wall Street? Only time—and Netflix ratings—will tell. He seemingly was a big Ted Kaczynski fan.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 Truly the CEO mindset
Accuracy:	20/20 All shots hit on target
Style:	20/20 Killed the most hated health insurance CEO with a 33% denial rate
Butthurt:	20/20 INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY
Bonus:	40/20 Avenged 68,000 people's lives
Total Score: 101/100 (A+)

The hero we need but don't deserve See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

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See Also

• Gian Luigi Ferri - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green.
• Susan Wojcicki - Another former CEO who died in 2024 (from cancer).
• Health Care Rage

External Links

• TOW coverage
• TOW coverage on the shooting
• EDF thread
• EDF thread on his arrest
• Obligatory Kiwi Farms thread
•  PepMangione
• Pep
• His Github
• His resume
• Archive of his Facebook page shows friend likes for further digging.

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