Xatu

Xatu is a Psychic/Flying type Pokémon that was introduced in the second generation. It is one of the most badass Pokémon ever.

Xatu's blank, expressionless face is akin to that of a serial killer, and is often the last thing Xatu's victims see before being brutally raped. Pray that you never meet one, because you might not live to tell the tale. It has been said that its cry of "TWO TWO" can drive a man mad.

Realizing its inherent badassery, the Japs decided it would be a good idea to insert Xatu and its cry into everything. Accompanied by the best fanart you will ever see, they took normal videos, mainly Touhou and other vidya-related songs, and autotuned Xatu's cry into them, then shat this earrape onto Nico Nico Douga (Japanese YouTube). Eventually, they migrated their way to regular American YouTube, further increasing Xatu's reign of terror. These mind-boggling remixes are called "two two", after the sound Xatu makes.

Don't take my word for it, though. The videos speak for themselves.

Warning: Watching Will Cause Brain Damage

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Xatu (Pokémon)

Xatu is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Breloom Breloom	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto
Empoleon Empoleon	Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno
Jynx Jynx	Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing
Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia
Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte
Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape
Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin
Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover
Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark