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Ditto
Late last Thursday, a Ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.
Characteristics
It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous Pokémans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not. They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.
This is acceptable because all Pokémans are generally asking for it (especially the faggy, furbait ones like Lucario, Zoroark and Lopunny) and enjoy copulating with warmed up jello.
However, because this Pokémon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon, but in fact a Ditto.
Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.
Ditto has a magical move called Transform. The only other pokéman that can use it is Mew, but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.
Ditto may be a living venereal disease or STD. Others theorize that they are actually the malformed, mutated aborted fetuses of Mew, a Pokémon well known among Pokémon Professors for its whorishness.
Instructions for use
- STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
- STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.
- STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.
- STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into anus of receiving partner.
- STEP FIVE: ????
- STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!
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Rule 34
Ditto is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Breloom | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | |||
Empoleon | Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | |||
Jynx | Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | |||
Lanturn | Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | |||
Metapod | Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | |||
Pikaman | Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | |||
Probopass | Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | |||
Shiny Pidgey | Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | |||
Squirtle | Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Ditto is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |