Metapod

Enjoy your gay.

Metapod is a Pokémon known for its ability to harden and nothing else (see David Hasselhoff). Contrary to popular belief, Metapod is not female, so requests for tits are futile at best. Those who cross Metapod's path will just have to realize that their subsequent hard-on is due to being gay. If you ever a capture a Metapod, name it Penis, Dick, Twanger, Hardy Boy, or FUCKING GREEN DILDO.

Metapod also received official meme notoriety, first appearing on a 4chan thread that was quickly archived. It followed the now fairly standard "if x was y, it'd be x + y" format, which is now used in a variety of manners.

Combofags can use Metapod as both a combo and a COMBO BREAKER, with ensuing lulz. See below.

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  Metapod is real!

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OH, METAPOD!

Graceful and phallic

Unyielding

Withstanding

A true A-merican

Metapod, oh, Metapod!

How may Earth live without

Kind, gentle being

Transient but strong

(an original p0em)

Metapod is a Pingas

Metapod is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Breloom Breloom	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto
Empoleon Empoleon	Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno
Jynx Jynx	Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing
Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia
Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte
Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape
Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin
Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover
Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark

Metapod is part of a series on Memes Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.