Lucario

The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario is a breed of Pokémon, and much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by every furfag in the

world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. Cynthia wields a Lucario as she does her father's penis. Ew.

12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm...

The Pokémon and the Furries

I wonder how many people have jacked off to this.

Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, furries have went batshit for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked in the ass and masturbating. Every user at WikiFur worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than Black Jesus. There have also been renditions of Lemon Party featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard. The fact that all Lucarios come with a standard issue second penis on the chest only adds to the sex appeal. Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive.

Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots. Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their denialism in fear of bixnoods gang-raping them. In fact, this writer believes there should be another rule: "If it exists, there is a Lucario porn of it."

Symptoms of Lucariofags

These symptoms include:

Being a furry.
Drawing provocative pictures of Lucario.
Making the WikiFur page oh-so perfect. Spanish furries LOL.
Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your love for Lucario.
Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in sexual acts.

Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a sick fuck as well.

Very EXPLICIT content on YouTube

Some furfags go WAYYY too far.

I want to be Lucario and keep getting farted by that hot girl Pokémon.
- Narvind Kanth

OH SHI-!

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Lucario Vs. Mewtwo

Many argue that Lucario copied his appearance and Super Smash Bros moves from Mewtwo and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their smartass comments. Of course, nobody cares, because they're both bottom-tier characters and only tourneyfags use them anyway.

	“	LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!	„
	—Freak_255, Gamespot Forums

	“	First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are semi-competent fighters when used correctly.	„
	—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums, explaining how they're different, and how they both are good fighter.

	“	there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokémon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc	„
	—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

	“	That's because it is. Lucario is just an "improved" Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.	„
	—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums.

	“	lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is.Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts	„
	—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

	“	I don't understand how anyone can play as Lucario. by choosing and by batling with him, seriously, it's a pokémon who got "mewtwo best special", a counter, a special hit that varies between distance between players and a not bad recover. His specials aren't nothing, they're original(in a way) and powerful. Plus, he's quick on attack and has some range. Don't forget about his aura capacity which upgrade his power when de got more damages If these things don't qualify him as a good fighter, what would?	„
	—game-zerox, Gametrailers forums

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Fanart

For obvious reasons, every other Pokémon related image on QueerAffinity is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a sick fuck. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible tentacle rape, hermaphrodite rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although ass fucking orgies (drawn in the style of Knuffy) are common.

Furry Fanboy Gallery About missing Pics

Lucario's reaction to this gallery.

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LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Hard to take him seriously when he has semen in his eyes.
Nintendo's behind it 100%.
Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to overeating.
As he is set to appear in Pokémon Black & White.
A challenger appears!
Scene from an upcoming Pokémon movie.
The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a foot massage.
ZOROARKxLUCARIO 4EVA <3 <3 <3
Ahhhhh
Why
the
fuck
is
there
so
much
of
this
shit?
I CAME!
MOAR
RAEP!
A certain Trollbuster uses a Lucario with a red stripe down its face as his Pokésona.
OH SHI-
Lucario's fans will go to great lengths to defend his honor.
Lucario hungers for your cock!
Ready for moar, furries.
Lucario DOES love irony...
Lucario's secret taunt found recently in Brawl.
An overall improvement on his appearance.
Moar gmod faggotry.
So much for being straight
WTF is going on here?!
Gary was here, Ash is a loser.
Lucario receives a warm reception from a newcomer.
Yaoi is ok too.
Your favourite Pokémon gets assraped by a hermaphrodite raccoon. We've all been there.
"It's the thought that counts."
THIS IS A MALE LUCARIO.
raep
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Gmod faggotry.
ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!!
Surprisingly, Knuffy DIDN'T do this...
LOL.
How to deal with Lucario prostitutes.
Told ya that female Lucarios exist.
~~C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER~~ Fail!
Loltrain is lol.
An example of the fandom for Lucario's paws.

External Links

Typical fanboy journal

Some lulzy comments from said journal

The Lucario Boards

Lucario is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Breloom Breloom	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto
Empoleon Empoleon	Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno
Jynx Jynx	Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing
Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia
Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte
Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape
Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin
Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover
Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark