Mewtwo

A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and Chris-chan, into worshiping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of Time magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospital, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about Mewtwo anymore.

Taking the innocent form of a cute kitten, no one ever suspected the true impact of evil his clone penis had - therefore, inevitably, sick fuck furries have paired him with every possible living and non-living thing in the Pokémon universe in both prose and picture. See gallery below for the grisly details. He is the Mind warrior Zippocat of the Pokémon universe and the twin brother of Lucario.

He also refuses to be caught because he has an attitude and it's not his destiny, even if you try using a Master Ball he'll just hit it back at you with a tennis racket and call you a faggot. Failure will result in losing the game, and you'll have a problem because Professor Oak will not refund the over 9,000 dollars it took to get the Master Ball in the first place and Mewtwo already kicked your ass back to Pallet Town and popped a cap up ur ass. All in all Mewtwo is a pretty violent fellow.

Lucario and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE

Lucario and **Mewtwo** playing a friendly game.

The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.

Pokémon fans get into furious arguments on forums about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that Lucario had copied his moves in Super Smash Bros. from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a Gaia discussion, check the serious business from these forum threads:

	“	LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!	„
	—Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums

	“	First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.	„
	—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums

	“	there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokémon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc	„
	—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

	“	That's because it is. Lucario is just an 'improved' Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.	„
	—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

	“	lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts	„
	—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

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Gallery

If I see that fucking Pokémon one more time...

The gallery shows what you can accomplish if you combine a lonely childhood with the cheapest available Wacom tablet.

Gallery of his COOLNESS About missing Pics

Mewtwo and Renamon collaborate for the ultimate copyright lawsuit.
Such great detail!
This is why Mewtwo fans hate Lucario.
Mewtwo and Gardevoir hugging.

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Even Furaffinity mod, Dragoneer gets in on the action.
Even Babyfurfags want him.
He's gonna get what's his
JESUS CHRIST
Look, ma! No hands!
Lucario taking it up the ass.
Mewtwo using his powers for something useful.
Proof he is GAY.
Mewtwo and Lucario hugging.
OM NOM NOM NOM
Pink is GAY.
Apparently Mewtwo fucked a shiny Charizard, except this abomination got a new cock.

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Mewtwo is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Breloom Breloom	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto
Empoleon Empoleon	Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno
Jynx Jynx	Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing
Lanturn Lanturn	Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia
Metapod Metapod	Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte
Pikaman Pikaman	Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape
Probopass Probopass	JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin
Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover
Squirtle Squirtle	Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark