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[[Image:Rodan US.jpg|thumb|left|In the USA version of ''Rodan'' Otoya's dubbed dialogue was unbearably stupid]] | [[Image:Rodan US.jpg|thumb|left|In the USA version of ''Rodan'' Otoya's dubbed dialogue was unbearably stupid]] | ||
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October 12<sup>th</sup>, 1960 is a red-letter date in the history of political drama. Mere hours after Nikita Khrushchev banged his shoe on his delegate desk at a Plenary Meeting of the UN General Assembly while having a conniption, 17-year-old '''Otoya Yamaguchi''' (山口 二矢) assassinated Japanese Socialist Party head [[Leftard|Inejiro Asanuma]] with a wakizashi during a televised electoral rally. | October 12<sup>th</sup>, 1960 is a red-letter date in the history of political drama. Mere hours after Nikita Khrushchev banged his shoe on his delegate desk at a Plenary Meeting of the UN General Assembly while having a conniption, 17-year-old nationalist '''Otoya Yamaguchi''' (山口 二矢) assassinated Japanese Socialist Party head [[Leftard|Inejiro Asanuma]] with a wakizashi during a televised electoral rally. | ||
In one of the greatest moments in [[Japanese]] broadcast television history, Yamaguchi | In one of the greatest moments in [[Japanese]] broadcast television history, Yamaguchi—presumably energized by a diet of Yan Yan and innumerable viewings of jidaigeki films starring Toshiro Mifune and Tatsuya Nakadai—launched a running start off-camera, then slammed into and sucker-stabbed the politician as his thick dork glasses hilariously flew off of his head: | ||
<center><youtube>D4KROpdUkrM</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>D4KROpdUkrM</youtube></center> | ||
Amusingly, Otoya had co-starred in the < | Amusingly, Otoya had co-starred in the <s>[[English motherfucker do you speak it|Kaiju]]</s> monster movie ''Sora no Daikaijū: Radon'' (空の大怪獣 ラドン)—or, as it was called in the shitty USA version, ''Rodan''—just a few years earlier. ''Rodan'' was some kind of flame-throwing dinosaur who flew around Japan fucking shit up, destroying the cities of Sasebo and Yawata: but not Tokyo! | ||
A couple of weeks later, while confined to a juvenile [[prison]], Otoya | A couple of weeks later, while confined to a juvenile [[prison]], Otoya [[WTF|wrote a note praising the Imperial Emperor with toothpaste]] on his cell wall then hung himself with his own bedsheet from a light fixture, thus becoming [[an hero|切腹]]. [[Some argue]] that Otoya's choice to attack a politican vocally opposed to a common nemesis—[[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]—was the result of his own [[Sarah Palin|retarded right-wing]] sensibilities, which rendered him an unwitting tool of his nation's occupiers. | ||
== External links == | |||
* [http://www.ishiikazumasa.com/reference/otoya/ The Day of Otoya] | |||
* {{Ytlink|i5jfCb6-2RA|''Rodan'' clip}} | |||
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[[Category: | [[Category:Azns|Yamagucim, Otoya]] | ||
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
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October 12th, 1960 is a red-letter date in the history of political drama. Mere hours after Nikita Khrushchev banged his shoe on his delegate desk at a Plenary Meeting of the UN General Assembly while having a conniption, 17-year-old nationalist Otoya Yamaguchi (山口 二矢) assassinated Japanese Socialist Party head Inejiro Asanuma with a wakizashi during a televised electoral rally.
In one of the greatest moments in Japanese broadcast television history, Yamaguchi—presumably energized by a diet of Yan Yan and innumerable viewings of jidaigeki films starring Toshiro Mifune and Tatsuya Nakadai—launched a running start off-camera, then slammed into and sucker-stabbed the politician as his thick dork glasses hilariously flew off of his head:
Amusingly, Otoya had co-starred in the Kaiju monster movie Sora no Daikaijū: Radon (空の大怪獣 ラドン)—or, as it was called in the shitty USA version, Rodan—just a few years earlier. Rodan was some kind of flame-throwing dinosaur who flew around Japan fucking shit up, destroying the cities of Sasebo and Yawata: but not Tokyo!
A couple of weeks later, while confined to a juvenile prison, Otoya wrote a note praising the Imperial Emperor with toothpaste on his cell wall then hung himself with his own bedsheet from a light fixture, thus becoming 切腹. Some argue that Otoya's choice to attack a politican vocally opposed to a common nemesis—The Jewnited States of Americunts—was the result of his own retarded right-wing sensibilities, which rendered him an unwitting tool of his nation's occupiers.
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