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Revision as of 01:08, 10 October 2014
—Don Roberts' biography on his website | ||
Don Roberts is a young autistic fedora-wearing unemployed teenager fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some wonderful places on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next PewDiePie (so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming after one month being on Youtube, he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon), going on Facebook looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend, getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course he always disable comments on his videos and channel like every other sperg like him.
Nobody ever gave a shit about him until his best friend xXGhostXx suggested him to visit ED and record his reaction.
Internet Girlfriends
Exactly in the same style of some other famous autistic individual, Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They breaked up and Don moved on.
His latest girlfriend is a certain Julay Chandler. Too bad Don knows nothing about his brother-in-arms to notice this obvious ween.
His war against ED
In his video he explored the Aspergers and Offended pages, he got offended and was shocked of what he has saw, so decided to start a war to take down ED.
He wanted to wear a Anonymous mask to strike fear into the heart of ED but he couldn't find one at his local Dollar Store, so he thought that wearing a Micheal Jackson mask would do the trick.
It should be noted that instead of trying to attack ED himself, he asks his non-existent White Knight army to do the job for him.
Madman rising
Eventually, he found out about the existence of this article, so he claimed to start learning how to hack and keep crying to his fans to attack ED. Only time will tell how this will turn up, but lulz will inevitably ensue.
Last thursday, he uploaded a video of him being angry about people insulting him calling him out for being an idiot, people reuploading his videos without permission and raging at ED again. But this time he threatened to take legal actions against everyone who is mean to him.
Yes boys and girls, he is that new to the Internet.
Gallery of Fail
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External Links
- His YouTube channel
- His shitty website that his xXGhostXx friend made for him
- His devientART account
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