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'''AvantGardePony''' is a [[gay|whiny]], [[autism|autistic]] | {{quote|He's a fat fuck that is swallowing all the aborted fetuses with his whale sized mouth.|Avant's entire sad existence in one sentence}} | ||
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[[File:AvantGardePony.png|200px|thumb|right|Yes, [http://askavantgarde.tumblr.com/ ask him something.]]] | |||
{{eduser|AvantGardePony}} | |||
'''AvantGardePony''' is a [[gay|whiny]], [[autism|autistic]] 30-year-old [[brony|brony faggot]] [[manchild]] who in just 4 short months was able to make a colossal asshat of himself for the whole cesspool that is [[deviantART|deviantSHART]] to see.
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Being a [[hypocrite|shit-clobbering hypocrite]] and a [[weaboo|painfully virginal basement-dweller]], AvantGardePony in his natural habitat is known to obsessively search for any stamp or deviation that expresses an opinion or concept he doesn’t agree with and make sure people know how enraged and asshurt he is by their difference of opinion. Ultimately, he ends up making an epic ass of himself, and everybody laughs. But of course, in his mind, [[delusional|he wins every internet argument ever]] and is [[an hero|a hero]] to all.
| Being a [[hypocrite|shit-clobbering hypocrite]] and a [[weaboo|painfully virginal basement-dweller]], AvantGardePony in his natural habitat is known to obsessively search for any stamp or deviation that expresses an opinion or concept he doesn’t agree with and make sure people know how enraged and asshurt he is by their difference of opinion. Ultimately, he ends up making an epic ass of himself, and everybody laughs. But of course, in his mind, [[delusional|he wins every internet argument ever]] and is [[an hero|a hero]] to all.
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[[File:Ponyboi isn't Boogie.png|thumb|We'd apologize if Boogie and AvantGardePony weren't such faggots.]] | |||
<center><youtube>< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJQffylghIA</youtube></center> | |||
== The dArama Begins == | == The dArama Begins == | ||
AvantGardePony, being a [[redneck|radical conservative thundercunt]] and [[moralfag]] with an abhorrent personality, [[attention whore|decided to make a name for himself]] in the bowels of deviantSHART by [[lie|taking time out of his busy life]] to search and seek out pieces, usually deviant stamps, and spew his autistic filth in hopes others will realize his [[USI|hidden genius]]. As he redundantly kept posting in every corner of the site, people began to take note of his legendary level of retard and gathered to watch the trainwreck.
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AvantGardePony, being a [[redneck|radical conservative thundercunt]] and [[moralfag]] with an abhorrent personality, [[attention whore|decided to make a name for himself]] in the bowels of deviantSHART by [[lie|taking time out of his busy life]] to search and seek out pieces, usually deviant stamps, and spew his autistic filth in hopes others will realize his [[USI|hidden genius]]. As he redundantly kept posting in every corner of the site, people began to take note of his legendary level of retard and gathered to watch the trainwreck.
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Some lovely things Ponybro will argue are that people who have casual sex, or ANY sex at all are endangering the public and [[bullshit|on the same level as serial killers]]. Perhaps this attitude stems from the fact | Some lovely things Ponybro will argue are that people who have casual sex, or ANY sex at all are endangering the public and [[bullshit|on the same level as serial killers]]. Perhaps this attitude stems from the fact he can’t seem to get laid.
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That women being abused by their partners [[sociopath|deserve to be killed by them]]. wat
| That women being abused by their partners [[sociopath|deserve to be killed by them]]. wat
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And, that people who get abortions or support abortion are ALL IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT SCUM AND DESERVE TO DIE, NO EXCEPTIONS!!1
| And, that people who get abortions or support abortion are ALL IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT SCUM AND DESERVE TO DIE, NO EXCEPTIONS!!1
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When he realizes that people replying to him | {{quote|I support raping abortionists. You already know what they'll do if you knock 'em up ;) | AvantGardePony|showing his support for [[WTF|raping abortionists]] }} | ||
When he realizes that people replying to him actually leave their fucking house and experience life and thus [[intelligent|know more about stuff and shit]], his stock response is to [[cop-out|call everybody stupid and accuse them of having daddy/mommy issues]]. Because that is an instant win, amirite?
He will also abuse the "flag as spam" function when people come to his profile to engage in debates he sparked in various corners of the site. Not only is Pony a despicable human being, but he also can’t keep his shit together for the life of him.
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== Hark, the Faggot Sings! == | == Hark, the Faggot Sings! == | ||
Upon discovering this article was being written for him, Pony was immediately enraged and mass deleted everything in his gallery to SHOW THOSE LAME TROLLS they have nothing on him, however he failed to realize that all evidence of his bullshittery [[fail|was still public in his activity feed]] and visible to everybody and their brother. He then proceeded to [[butthurt|report all comments mentioning his article, and yell at everybody]] in {{Dauser|i-call-bull|#I-Call-Bull}}. He told them that he was not mad, but [[lie|amused]], and that he had nothing to hide from them. I guess this is why he deleted everything from his gallery, amirite? | |||
Upon discovering this article was being written for him, Pony was immediately enraged and mass deleted everything in his gallery to SHOW THOSE LAME TROLLS they have nothing on him, however he failed to realize that all evidence of his bullshittery [[fail|was still public in his activity feed]] and visible to everybody and their brother. He then proceeded to [[butthurt|report all comments mentioning his article, and yell at everybody]] in {{Dauser|i-call-bull|#I-Call-Bull}}. He told them that | |||
Immediately after, he posted a super whiny and USI-filled as fuck journal where he expressed his anger towards the idea of having an ED article. | Immediately after, he posted a super whiny and USI-filled as fuck journal where he expressed his anger towards the idea of having an ED article. | ||
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{{quote|Apparently someone thinks that my (Oh SO original....) opinions on abortion etc are worthy of an Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Uh... K. | [[AvantGardePony]] being a faggot in his journal.}} | {{quote|Apparently someone thinks that my (Oh SO original....) opinions on abortion etc are worthy of an Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Uh... K. | [[AvantGardePony]] being a faggot in his journal.}} | ||
He reassures [[forever alone|his 1 watcher]] that ED will obviously side with him and remove this article [[lie|because he knows ED pretty fucking well]] and because that's totally how it works on ED. Obviously. | He reassures [[forever alone|his 1 watcher]] that ED will obviously side with him and remove this article [[lie|because he knows ED pretty fucking well]] and because that's totally how it works on ED. Obviously. | ||
A couple hours after the article was published and people came to notify him about it, he again flew into an epic rage and posted up | A couple hours after the article was published and people came to notify him about it, he again flew into an epic rage and posted up SOME SERIOUS PROOF that the article was a motherfucking lie!!111! | ||
{{quote|As per request (and as a little proof that the writer of my ED article was half full of shit, lol): | {{quote|As per request (and as a little proof that the writer of my ED article was half full of shit, lol): | ||
I sincerely hope you will be able to more forward with your life now that you've seen this .. XD | A delusional fuck.}} | I sincerely hope you will be able to more forward with your life now that you've seen this .. XD | A delusional fuck.}} | ||
As soon as Ponybro actually read the contents of his article, he posted up [[Media:AvantGardePony_journal.png|another hilariously butthurt journal entry]] where he insists the [[truth|totally true information]] in this article was | As soon as Ponybro actually read the contents of his article, he posted up [[Media:AvantGardePony_journal.png|another hilariously butthurt journal entry]] where he insists the [[truth|totally true information]] in this article was BULLSHIT. He also pretends he's not offended and instead [[bullshit|writing out of boredom]], however the very fact he's taking the time to write multiple journals and act all tough like he's some sort of [[internet tough guy|hardcore faggot]] kind of makes us believe otherwise. | ||
The journal also eloquently finished off with a pretentious explanation of what ED is for retarded people like Pony. Because we all know how fucking well Ponybro knows Ed. | The journal also eloquently finished off with a pretentious explanation of what ED is for retarded people like Pony. Because we all know how fucking well Ponybro knows Ed. | ||
== | <center>{{morphquote|mq1|background-color:|whitefont-weight: bold; | ||
|WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! If I can't trust Encyclopedia Dramatica, WHO CAN I TRUST?! | Because truly, [[ED]] is the last bastion of journalistic integrity. | |||
|Apparently because I feel an eye-for-an-eye about practitioners of Traditional Chinese Medicine is fair, somehow I want "DEATH TO THE CHINESE!", like ALL of them!! But you can PLAINLY see in the screen cap, that I specified "Not all Chinese, just those who use TCM" | Remember, it's not racism if you only want the extermination of a certain part of a race's culture. | |||
|I'm a tranny, a furry and a brony.|AvantGardePony}} </center> | |||
== Hypocrisies== | |||
He is no doubt one of the most hypocritical ragetwats on the face of the internet. Some of his blatant hypocrisies include:
| He is no doubt one of the most hypocritical ragetwats on the face of the internet. Some of his blatant hypocrisies include:
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* Being vehemently against abortion because bawww it’s murder, however he states a number of times he would [[insane|rather kill a kid than his own dog]] and that [[furry|dogs have “contributed more to human society than children”]]. | *Being vehemently against abortion because bawww it’s murder, however he states a number of times he would [[insane|rather kill a kid than his own dog]] and that [[furry|dogs have “contributed more to human society than children”]]. | ||
* Saying deviant stamps are a waste of time and totally not art and don’t belong on dA, yet has a mass amount of stamps in his favorites collection, including ones that say “I love talking about sex”, “Legalize prostitution”, and “Abstinence only sex ed is bullshit”. lol irony much? | *Saying deviant stamps are a waste of time and totally not art and don’t belong on dA, yet has a mass amount of stamps in his favorites collection, including ones that say “I love talking about sex”, “Legalize prostitution”, and “Abstinence only sex ed is bullshit”. lol irony much? | ||
* Claims he is proud to be an immature fuck, but calls other people immature as an insult to make himself feel better. what is this i don’t | *Claims he is proud to be an immature fuck, but calls other people immature as an insult to make himself feel better. what is this i don’t even
*Says people can't critique shit they know nothing about, but does this all the fucking time. | ||
* Says people can't critique shit they know nothing about, but does this all the fucking time. | *Will tell people expressing what they hate publicly is dumb. | ||
* Will tell people expressing what they hate publicly is dumb. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
AvantGardePony is a [[tranny|disgusting pre-op tranny]] who had a shitty upbringing due to batshit conniving parents behaving like 6 year olds and putting him and his brother in the middle of their divorce. It had a profound negative influence on poor young Ponytard, who quite clearly inherited the immaturity of his parents to cope with the troubles of life. He expresses this immaturity on a regular basis, and even [[retard|boasts about being an immature fuck]]. | AvantGardePony is a [[tranny|disgusting pre-op tranny]] who had a shitty upbringing due to batshit conniving parents behaving like 6 year olds and putting him and his brother in the middle of their divorce. It had a profound negative influence on poor young Ponytard, who quite clearly inherited the immaturity of his parents to cope with the troubles of life. He expresses this immaturity on a regular basis, and even [[retard|boasts about being an immature fuck]]. | ||
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Due to his severe autism, he isn't known to have many friends, even on the internet. [[funny|How terribly sad]]. | Due to his severe autism, he isn't known to have many friends, even on the internet. [[funny|How terribly sad]]. | ||
As Pony is a [[ | As Pony is a [[faggot|hardcore brony]], his artwork consists of [[my little pony|MLP]] OCs [[Media:AvantGardePony_art.png|fucking each other with giant donkey dicks]]. He clearly makes no effort whatsoever to hide his sick fuck fetishes from the rest of the civilized world. Formerly in his dA account but now largely his tumblr, he posts disgusting MLP porn for his fellow sick fuck followers to fap to. Shame that such a thing could be considered "human" at all. | ||
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<center><b>How to live as a happily married man</b></center> | |||
== Easy ways to piss off AvantGardePony == | == Easy ways to piss off AvantGardePony == | ||
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* Tell him you’ve had sex. Even better, tell him you’ve [[whore|had sex more than once with different people]]!
| * Tell him you’ve had sex. Even better, tell him you’ve [[whore|had sex more than once with different people]]!
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* Tell him you've never heard of him until you read his ED article. | * Tell him you've never heard of him until you read his ED article. | ||
* Tell him that he has absolutely no future, and he will end up at the same trash pile as [[Chris-chan|Chris-chan]] and other such ilk. | |||
* Being a brony is the exact same thing as bestiality, and that abortion is less sinful. | |||
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File:avantgardepony manchild.jpg|AvantGardePony showing his avant-garde techniques of advanced rhetorical persuasion to the uneducated masses. | File:avantgardepony manchild.jpg|AvantGardePony showing his avant-garde techniques of advanced rhetorical persuasion to the uneducated masses. | ||
File:AvantGardePony_adult.jpg|I don't have to be mature because I'm an adult! | File:AvantGardePony_adult.jpg|I don't have to be mature because I'm an adult! | ||
File:AvantGardePony chinese.jpg | |||
File:AvantGardePony Jenkem.jpg | |||
File:AvantGardePony Swimming.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== True origin == | |||
Not many knows that he's not actually a human being, but rather, [http://i.imgur.com/Jjr08IG.png a Hutt.] | |||
== Places you can find him == | == Places you can find him == | ||
*{{Dauser|avantgardepony|AvantGardePony}} | *{{Dauser|avantgardepony|AvantGardePony}} | ||
*{{Dauser|IDunnoM8}} - New dA account | |||
*{{twitter|Avantey}} | *{{twitter|Avantey}} | ||
*{{tumblr|askavantgarde}} | *{{tumblr|askavantgarde}} | ||
== See Also == | |||
*[[NeoGAF]] - Former member, now banned and being bullied by NeoGAF for not taking sides. | |||
{{aspies}} | |||
{{MLP}} | {{MLP}} | ||
{{DA}} | {{DA}} | ||
{{faggotry}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
{{Timeline|Featured article May 25th & 26th, [[2015]]|[[JonTron]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Dave Hopkins]]}} | |||
[[Category:DeviantART]] | [[Category:DeviantART]] | ||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
[[Category:Dying Alone]] | [[Category:Dying Alone]] | ||
[[Category:Aspies]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:08, 26 January 2023
—Avant's entire sad existence in one sentence | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
AvantGardePony is a whiny, autistic 30-year-old brony faggot manchild who in just 4 short months was able to make a colossal asshat of himself for the whole cesspool that is deviantSHART to see.
Being a shit-clobbering hypocrite and a painfully virginal basement-dweller, AvantGardePony in his natural habitat is known to obsessively search for any stamp or deviation that expresses an opinion or concept he doesn’t agree with and make sure people know how enraged and asshurt he is by their difference of opinion. Ultimately, he ends up making an epic ass of himself, and everybody laughs. But of course, in his mind, he wins every internet argument ever and is a hero to all.
The dArama Begins
AvantGardePony, being a radical conservative thundercunt and moralfag with an abhorrent personality, decided to make a name for himself in the bowels of deviantSHART by taking time out of his busy life to search and seek out pieces, usually deviant stamps, and spew his autistic filth in hopes others will realize his hidden genius. As he redundantly kept posting in every corner of the site, people began to take note of his legendary level of retard and gathered to watch the trainwreck.
Some lovely things Ponybro will argue are that people who have casual sex, or ANY sex at all are endangering the public and on the same level as serial killers. Perhaps this attitude stems from the fact he can’t seem to get laid.
That women being abused by their partners deserve to be killed by them. wat
And, that people who get abortions or support abortion are ALL IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT SCUM AND DESERVE TO DIE, NO EXCEPTIONS!!1
— AvantGardePony, showing his support for raping abortionists | ||
When he realizes that people replying to him actually leave their fucking house and experience life and thus know more about stuff and shit, his stock response is to call everybody stupid and accuse them of having daddy/mommy issues. Because that is an instant win, amirite? He will also abuse the "flag as spam" function when people come to his profile to engage in debates he sparked in various corners of the site. Not only is Pony a despicable human being, but he also can’t keep his shit together for the life of him.
Hark, the Faggot Sings!
Upon discovering this article was being written for him, Pony was immediately enraged and mass deleted everything in his gallery to SHOW THOSE LAME TROLLS they have nothing on him, however he failed to realize that all evidence of his bullshittery was still public in his activity feed and visible to everybody and their brother. He then proceeded to report all comments mentioning his article, and yell at everybody in 
#I-Call-Bull. He told them that he was not mad, but amused, and that he had nothing to hide from them. I guess this is why he deleted everything from his gallery, amirite?
Immediately after, he posted a super whiny and USI-filled as fuck journal where he expressed his anger towards the idea of having an ED article.
— AvantGardePony being a faggot in his journal. | ||
He reassures his 1 watcher that ED will obviously side with him and remove this article because he knows ED pretty fucking well and because that's totally how it works on ED. Obviously.
A couple hours after the article was published and people came to notify him about it, he again flew into an epic rage and posted up SOME SERIOUS PROOF that the article was a motherfucking lie!!111!
— A delusional fuck. | ||
As soon as Ponybro actually read the contents of his article, he posted up another hilariously butthurt journal entry where he insists the totally true information in this article was BULLSHIT. He also pretends he's not offended and instead writing out of boredom, however the very fact he's taking the time to write multiple journals and act all tough like he's some sort of hardcore faggot kind of makes us believe otherwise. The journal also eloquently finished off with a pretentious explanation of what ED is for retarded people like Pony. Because we all know how fucking well Ponybro knows Ed.
— Because truly, ED is the last bastion of journalistic integrity. | ||
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Hypocrisies
He is no doubt one of the most hypocritical ragetwats on the face of the internet. Some of his blatant hypocrisies include:
- Being vehemently against abortion because bawww it’s murder, however he states a number of times he would rather kill a kid than his own dog and that dogs have “contributed more to human society than children”.
- Saying deviant stamps are a waste of time and totally not art and don’t belong on dA, yet has a mass amount of stamps in his favorites collection, including ones that say “I love talking about sex”, “Legalize prostitution”, and “Abstinence only sex ed is bullshit”. lol irony much?
- Claims he is proud to be an immature fuck, but calls other people immature as an insult to make himself feel better. what is this i don’t even *Says people can't critique shit they know nothing about, but does this all the fucking time.
- Will tell people expressing what they hate publicly is dumb.
Personal Life
AvantGardePony is a disgusting pre-op tranny who had a shitty upbringing due to batshit conniving parents behaving like 6 year olds and putting him and his brother in the middle of their divorce. It had a profound negative influence on poor young Ponytard, who quite clearly inherited the immaturity of his parents to cope with the troubles of life. He expresses this immaturity on a regular basis, and even boasts about being an immature fuck.
Due to his severe autism, he isn't known to have many friends, even on the internet. How terribly sad.
As Pony is a hardcore brony, his artwork consists of MLP OCs fucking each other with giant donkey dicks. He clearly makes no effort whatsoever to hide his sick fuck fetishes from the rest of the civilized world. Formerly in his dA account but now largely his tumblr, he posts disgusting MLP porn for his fellow sick fuck followers to fap to. Shame that such a thing could be considered "human" at all.
Easy ways to piss off AvantGardePony
- Tell him you think abortion is awesome.
- Send him pictures of aborted fetuses and tell him it looks just like delicious orange chicken.
- Tell him you’ve had sex. Even better, tell him you’ve had sex more than once with different people!
- Tell him you've never heard of him until you read his ED article.
- Tell him that he has absolutely no future, and he will end up at the same trash pile as Chris-chan and other such ilk.
- Being a brony is the exact same thing as bestiality, and that abortion is less sinful.
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I would kill a kid over a dog any day. -
I REPORTED YOU TO DEVIANTART FOR WRITING AN ED ARTICLE -
Is that so? -
Telling people what you hate is stupid! -
Attention Whore Pony
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I don't think that's what you think it is. -
ED is full of HORSE SHIT -
Typical artwork from Ponybro. -
DEATH TO THE CHINESE -
Having sex? I HOPE YOU DIE!!1! -
Bitch you're not ready for this, grow up some moar. -
some serious fucking proof, guys -
You don't deserve to critique me, fool. -
AvantGardePony showing his avant-garde techniques of advanced rhetorical persuasion to the uneducated masses. -
I don't have to be mature because I'm an adult! -
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True origin
Not many knows that he's not actually a human being, but rather, a Hutt.
Places you can find him
- AvantGardePony
- IDunnoM8 - New dA account
Avantey
askavantgarde
See Also
- NeoGAF - Former member, now banned and being bullied by NeoGAF for not taking sides.
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