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'''Don Roberts''' is a young [[autistic]] [[fedora]]-wearing [[unemployed]] teenager ''fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer'' who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some [[ED|wonderful]] [[888chan|places]] on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next [[PewDiePie]] (so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming), going on [[Facebook]] [[Chris-chan|looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsktGuoy98&list=UUYNbu9kiORUGa3l7oQqG9eA getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like] and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course [[Pussy|he always | '''Don Alexander Roberts''' is a young [[autistic]] [[fedora]]-wearing [[unemployed]] homophobic teenager ''fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer'' who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some [[ED|wonderful]] [[888chan|places]] on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next [[PewDiePie]] (<s>so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming</s> after one month being on Youtube, <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0HeiyrAPGM he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon]</s> disregard that, he's ranting about the anime, not the video game), going on [[Facebook]] [[Chris-chan|looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsktGuoy98&list=UUYNbu9kiORUGa3l7oQqG9eA getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like] and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course [[Pussy|he always disables comments on his videos and channel]] like every other sperg like him. | ||
[[Unrealistic expectations|He dreams to become rich and famous on Youtube]] so he can earn money to buy vidya games and spend the rest of his life playing them. | |||
[[File:DonRobertsProductionsCoDposter.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He has a CoD poster on his wall, so that makes him a hardcore gamer]] | [[File:DonRobertsProductionsCoDposter.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He has a CoD poster on his wall, so that makes him a hardcore gamer]] | ||
[[File:DonRobertsProductionsart.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This should win a prize]] | [[File:DonRobertsProductionsart.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This should win a prize]] | ||
[[File:Don_roberts_productions_thanks_5_subs.png|200px|thumb|right|An interesting picture celebrating 5 subs, in which multiple people, including Dale, Hank Hill and Sonic the Hedgehog surround him and adore him.]] | |||
[[File:Don_roberts_productions_thanks_5_subs_alt.png|200px|thumb|right|Alt view of previous picture, showing Sonic's upper body and head.]] | |||
Nobody ever gave a shit about him until his best friend [[12 year old boy|xXGhostXx]] suggested | Nobody ever gave a shit about him until his best friend [[12 year old boy|xXGhostXx]] suggested that he visit [[ED]] and record his reaction. | ||
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== Internet Girlfriends == | == Internet Girlfriends == | ||
[[File:DonRobertsxXghostXxclydecash.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Chris-Chan/People#Clyde Cash|xXGhostXx]]: Unoriginal faggot and Don's worst enemy]] | |||
Exactly in the same style of some other [[Chris-chan|famous autistic individual]], Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They "broke up" and Don moved on. The little cumupin stain has never kissed a girl. | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcXC5YRKbA His latest girlfriend] is a certain [[Chris-Chan/People#BlueSpike|Julay Chandler]]. <s>Too bad Don knows nothing about his [[Chris-chan|brother-in-arms]] to notice this obvious ween</s> it has been revealed that Julay was his xghostwhatever friend fucking with him all along. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0FJhDMLnc Don was saddened about this.] | |||
As of yet it is unknown if he has given up on looking for a girlfriend on the internet or in real life. | |||
== His war against ED == | == His war against ED == | ||
[[File:DonRobertsProductionsMJmask.jpg|200px|thumb|right|We are <s>[[Anonymous]]</s> [[Michael Jackson]]. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.]] | [[File:DonRobertsProductionsMJmask.jpg|200px|thumb|right|We are <s>[[Anonymous]]</s> [[Michael Jackson]]. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.]] | ||
In his video he explored the [[Aspergers]] and [[Offended]] pages, he got offended and was shocked | In his video he explored the [[Aspergers]] and [[Offended]] pages, he got offended and was shocked at what he had seen, then decided to start a war [[Taking down ED|to take down ED]]. | ||
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== Madman rising == | == Madman rising == | ||
[[File:Don the l33t hacker.png|200px|thumb|right|Don is a [[Retard|master]] hacker, don't mess with him.]] | |||
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Eventually, he found out about the existence of this article, so he claimed to start learning how to hack and kept crying to his [[Nobody|fans]] to attack ED. Only time will tell how this will turn out, but lulz will inevitably ensue. | |||
[[Last thursday]], he uploaded a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPw32vJje1k video] of him being angry about people <s>insulting him</s> calling him out for being an idiot, people reuploading his videos without permission and raging at ED again. But this time he threatened to take legal actions against everyone who is mean to him. | |||
Yes boys and girls, he is '''''that''''' new to the Internet. | |||
Recently he has started to ignore everyone on the internet, but still continues his videos. With no white knights or trolls to put him in his place, this will inevitably lead to his downfall, as his videos start to become [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j9XuQBJ0I increasingly disturbing.] | |||
== Activity on Youtube == | |||
Don Roberts uploads videos every week, usually between Sunday and Tuesday. He usually uploads about one to three videos at once. However, he does not respond to private messages anymore. (Likely he has forgotten how to check them, or has decided to ignore everyone on youtube and go solo, which contradicts his aim of becoming "The most coolest youtuber".) | |||
His videos normally consist of [[Chris-chan|lip-syncing songs, video logs,]] and [[Fail|horrendous attempts of greenscreen.]] | |||
== Gallery of Fail == | == Gallery of Fail == | ||
It must be noted that all his videos are flipped, probably due to his shitty camera and unedited settings. | |||
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== Trivia == | |||
[[File:Don_Roberts_Room_Layout_Sketch.png|200px|thumb|right|All his videos are flipped, implying that his room is most likely as in this sketch.]] | |||
> It appears that his parents seem to have some control over him, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T22pu8skznw grounding] him for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTtOGceMaZU drinking alcohol in a video.] It also appears that, while his room is a mess, the rest of his house is kept fairly clean, further proving the control of the parents. Though this arises some questions; How did they ground him from using his laptop that is in his room? Did they confiscate his laptop until they un-grounded him? If they're aware of what he has on his videos and do have control, then why aren't they stopping him entirely? The world may never know.<br /> | |||
> He honestly believes that he can get away with anything because, in his words, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T22pu8skznw?t=45s "I'm autistic, I can do it, it's fine! Don't blame me, just, blame my disorder! Okay!?"]<br /> | |||
> xXGhostXx is often mentioned by Don Roberts and has become a recurring character in Don Robert's videos. He is unable to get over the incident with Julay.<br /> | |||
> As with most selfish vlogging autists, he is easily impressionable and often makes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTtOGceMaZU videos] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0FJhDMLnc that] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYSp-yeU9GQ show] their fluxing emotions.<br /> | |||
> Has a tendency to break his cameras/tablets. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 18:40, 4 April 2015
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Don Roberts' biography on his website | ||
Don Alexander Roberts is a young autistic fedora-wearing unemployed homophobic teenager fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some wonderful places on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next PewDiePie (so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming after one month being on Youtube, he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon disregard that, he's ranting about the anime, not the video game), going on Facebook looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend, getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course he always disables comments on his videos and channel like every other sperg like him.
He dreams to become rich and famous on Youtube so he can earn money to buy vidya games and spend the rest of his life playing them.
Nobody ever gave a shit about him until his best friend xXGhostXx suggested that he visit ED and record his reaction.
Internet Girlfriends
Exactly in the same style of some other famous autistic individual, Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They "broke up" and Don moved on. The little cumupin stain has never kissed a girl.
His latest girlfriend is a certain Julay Chandler. Too bad Don knows nothing about his brother-in-arms to notice this obvious ween it has been revealed that Julay was his xghostwhatever friend fucking with him all along. Don was saddened about this.
As of yet it is unknown if he has given up on looking for a girlfriend on the internet or in real life.
His war against ED
In his video he explored the Aspergers and Offended pages, he got offended and was shocked at what he had seen, then decided to start a war to take down ED.
He wanted to wear a Anonymous mask to strike fear into the heart of ED but he couldn't find one at his local Dollar Store, so he thought that wearing a Micheal Jackson mask would do the trick.
It should be noted that instead of trying to attack ED himself, he asks his non-existent White Knight army to do the job for him.
Madman rising
Eventually, he found out about the existence of this article, so he claimed to start learning how to hack and kept crying to his fans to attack ED. Only time will tell how this will turn out, but lulz will inevitably ensue.
Last thursday, he uploaded a video of him being angry about people insulting him calling him out for being an idiot, people reuploading his videos without permission and raging at ED again. But this time he threatened to take legal actions against everyone who is mean to him.
Yes boys and girls, he is that new to the Internet.
Recently he has started to ignore everyone on the internet, but still continues his videos. With no white knights or trolls to put him in his place, this will inevitably lead to his downfall, as his videos start to become increasingly disturbing.
Activity on Youtube
Don Roberts uploads videos every week, usually between Sunday and Tuesday. He usually uploads about one to three videos at once. However, he does not respond to private messages anymore. (Likely he has forgotten how to check them, or has decided to ignore everyone on youtube and go solo, which contradicts his aim of becoming "The most coolest youtuber".) His videos normally consist of lip-syncing songs, video logs, and horrendous attempts of greenscreen.
Gallery of Fail
It must be noted that all his videos are flipped, probably due to his shitty camera and unedited settings.
Previous Video | Next Video
Trivia
> It appears that his parents seem to have some control over him, grounding him for drinking alcohol in a video. It also appears that, while his room is a mess, the rest of his house is kept fairly clean, further proving the control of the parents. Though this arises some questions; How did they ground him from using his laptop that is in his room? Did they confiscate his laptop until they un-grounded him? If they're aware of what he has on his videos and do have control, then why aren't they stopping him entirely? The world may never know.
> He honestly believes that he can get away with anything because, in his words, "I'm autistic, I can do it, it's fine! Don't blame me, just, blame my disorder! Okay!?"
> xXGhostXx is often mentioned by Don Roberts and has become a recurring character in Don Robert's videos. He is unable to get over the incident with Julay.
> As with most selfish vlogging autists, he is easily impressionable and often makes videos that show their fluxing emotions.
> Has a tendency to break his cameras/tablets.
External Links
- His YouTube channel
- His shitty website that his xXGhostXx friend made for him
- His devientART account
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