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''' | '''Sanctioned Suicide''' (a.k.a. '''[[CamelCase|SanctionedSuicide]]''', '''[[SS]]''' or '''[[Sasuke|SaSu]]''') is a [[forum|friendly online community]] that exists to offer [[Kill yourself|extremely helpful advice]] to [[Retards|people]] who are suffering from [[Emo|clinical depression]] and/or [[suicidal|suicidal ideations]]. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' (a.k.a. '''ASH'''). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the [[subreddit]] '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' which operated from [[2013]] until it was [[banned]] in [[2018]]. Following the ban from reddit, several [[incels]] decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is) | ||
As of [[2023]], Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to [[at least 100]] suicides all around [[ZA WARUDO|the world]]. It has also been used by numerous [[sick fucks]] who [[Fap|get off]] on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious [[irony]] in the [[fact]] that a community that's dedicated to [[An hero|the act of killing yourself]] has been around for {{Age|1990|11|21}} fucking years and has outlasted even [[AlGore|some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. | |||
==alt.suicide.holiday== | |||
Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as November 21, 1990, with the creation of the [[Usenet]] group '''alt.suicide.holiday''' or '''ASH'''. Other related Usenet groups included '''alt.suicide.methods''' ('''ASM''') and '''alt.suicide.bus.stop''' ('''ASBS'''). | |||
{{squote|Hey, fellow ASHers! Listen up, because this is the closest thing to | |||
A Note that I'm going to write. | |||
After a lot of research and a lot more thought, I've gone with the KCN | |||
dissolved in cold water. I'm not quite sure about the volume of 1.5g | |||
of KCN, so I'm erring on the high side. Yes, I know I'm subject to | |||
"throat irritation" if I do that... sometimes, ya just gotta live on | |||
the edge. :) | |||
I'm expecting unconsciousness after about 1 minute. I've skipped all | |||
meals for the past 24 hours to make sure I've got a nice acidic | |||
stomach (HCl + KCN -> KCl + HCN(g), I hope), and when my stomach | |||
started rumbling embarrassingly, I quaffed a grapefruit juice (most | |||
acidic thing I could think of offhand). | |||
I'll be going with the "plastic bag and rubber band" backup system... | |||
a nice big garbage bag, so I won't be uncomfortable for that minute of | |||
consciousness. | |||
The computer is programmed to wait 36 hours and then phone 911, to | |||
prevent any of my friends discovering the body. This news message is | |||
also on a delay timer, just in case there are any closet | |||
interventionists lurking. | |||
If this DOESN'T work, I'll try to get someone to post that tidbit to | |||
a.s.h. so none of you ends up making the same mistake. | |||
Oh, a final note... in case the group gets any flak about this, let it | |||
be known that a.s.h. was not a promoting cause in my suicide. Had it | |||
not been for this group, my best plan to date was to get pissed drunk | |||
and dive off the roof of my apartment building (yes, I have a key). I | |||
think this is cleaner all 'round. | |||
Have a nice life! | |||
Dave|David Q. Conibear, becoming the OG of suicide}} | |||
==The Chronicles of William Melchert-Dinkel== | |||
[[File:MelchertDinkel.png|thumb|300px|right|DAT FIVEHEAD]] | |||
'''William Francis Melchert-Dinkel''' (a.k.a. '''falcongirl''', '''Li Dao''' and '''Cami D''') is a middle-aged former nurse who was active on ASH during the [[2000s]]. Dinkleberry would use multiple [[sockpuppet]] accounts and [[Catfish|pose as a hot young girl]] in order to slip into the <s>DMs</s> [[AIM]] of suicidal ashers and give them tips on the most effective ways to hang yourself. | |||
Dinkleberg's known victims are 32-year-old [[Britfag]] '''Mark Drybrough''' and 18-year-old [[Canada|Canuckistani]] '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', although by his own admission there were at least three other [[anonymous]] users who he may have successfully coaxed into necking themselves. | |||
{{quote|They were going to die anyway.|Melchert-Dingus, on why he jacked off to ppl hanging themselves}} | |||
{{clear}} | |||
==r/SanctionedSuicide== | |||
On March 3, [[2013]], [[redditor]] '''deadman5551''' started the subreddit '''r/SanctionedSuicide''' with the valiant intention of making other redditors [[An hero|kill themselves]]. | |||
==SanctionedSuicide.com== | |||
Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, [[2018]], by '''Marquis''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Negro|Lamarcus]] [[Irony|Small]]''' of Huntsville, [[Alabama]]) and '''Serge''' ([[Powerword]]: '''[[Spic|Diego Joaquín Galante]]''' of [[Uruguay|U-R-Gay]]), a pair of [[Fugly|aesthetically-challenged]] [[Incels|young men]] who desperately long for [[death]] but are too [[pussy]] to actually [[DO IT FAGGOT|go through with it]]. | |||
After Lamarcus Extralarge was [[doxed]] by the [[New York Times|Jew York Slimes]] in [[2021]], he quickly decided to pull an [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] and handed control of the site over to a [[weeaboo]] [[tranny]] named '''RainAndSadness'''. | |||
==Common Threads on SS== | |||
*Goodbye | |||
*About to CTB | |||
*[[Facepalm|Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?]] | |||
*I just tested the SN I bought from X user | |||
*I hate being trans | |||
*I hate being fat | |||
*I hate being a virgin | |||
*I hate being a nigger | |||
*I hate being ugly | |||
*I hate being bald | |||
*I hate being named [[Brian Zaiger]] | |||
==SS Lingo== | |||
===Catch the Bus=== | |||
:'''Catch the Bus''' or '''CTB''' ([[Foot Fetish#CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)|not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture]]) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing [[suicide]]. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too [[literally]] and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus. | |||
===Sodium Nitrite=== | |||
:'''Sodium Nitrite''' (Chemical formula: NaNO<sub>2</sub>) or '''SN''' is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with '''Sodium Nitrate''' (Chemical formula: NaNO<sub>3</sub>) or '''Sodium Nitride''' (Chemical formula: Na<sub>3</sub>N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine [[IDGAF]] just [[KYS]]. | |||
:Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt. | |||
:Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include: | |||
:*[[George Floyd|Shortness of breath]] | |||
:*Headaches | |||
:*[[Puke|Nausea]] | |||
:*Fatigue | |||
:*[[Doki Doki|Rapid heart rate]] | |||
:*[[Bill Cosby|Loss of consciousness]] | |||
:*Confusion | |||
:*Dizziness | |||
:*A blue color on the skin and lips | |||
:*[[Diarrhea]] | |||
:*Getting an [[ED]] article written about you | |||
===Nembutal=== | |||
:'''Nembutal''' (Chemical formula: C<sub>11</sub>H<sub>18</sub>N<sub>2</sub>O<sub>3</sub>) or '''N''' is a drug more commonly known as '''Pentobarbital'''. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in [[Capital punishment|lethal injections]]. | |||
===Carbon Monoxide=== | |||
:'''Carbon Monoxide''' or '''CO''' is a deadly gas that's known for [[Smoke detector with replaceable battery|killing niggaz in Chicago]]. | |||
===Tagamet=== | |||
:'''Tagamet''' or '''Cimetidine''' is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't [[vomit]] their guts out and fail at dying. | |||
==Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count== | |||
# '''Aaron Jones''' | |||
# '''Abhishek Saxena''', 45 - stupid [[India|pajeet]] [[NEET]] who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins | |||
## '''Advit Saxena''', 14 | |||
## '''Ananya Saxena''', 14 | |||
## '''Preeti Saxena''', 42 | |||
# '''Alexander Chatfield Burns''', 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing | |||
# '''Alex Pazienza''', 22 | |||
# '''Anthony Jones''', 17 | |||
# '''Antonija Šakić''', 35 - killed herself after being [[lol|doxed by the mom of another SS victim]] | |||
# '''Ashtyn Prosser''', 19 | |||
# '''Bennett Hunter Brown''', 17 | |||
# '''Beth Matthews''', 26 - mental health blogger lol | |||
# '''Brett Stevens''', 28 - autistic | |||
# '''Callie Lewis''', 24 | |||
# '''Carlynn De Joya''', 28 - [[Nonbinary|enby]] degenerate | |||
# '''Daniel Dal Canto''', 16 - was tired of [[COVID|Chinkypox]] and butthurt at his parents | |||
# '''Daniel Long''', 15 | |||
# '''David Q. Conibear''', 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide | |||
# '''Edward Leclair''', 57 - [[pedo]] who killed himself with SN in courtroom | |||
# '''Emma Cave''', 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age | |||
# '''Ethan McCarthy''', 17 | |||
# '''Fabio Gianfreda''', 19 | |||
# '''Gary Cooper''', 41 | |||
# '''Imogen Nunn''', 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy" | |||
# '''Jaden''' | |||
# '''Jason Thompson''', 49 | |||
# '''Jay Barr''' | |||
# '''Joe Nihill''', 23 | |||
# '''Josh Hendy''', 21 | |||
# '''Juan Carlos Garcia''', 20 | |||
# '''Junior Wilson''', 18 | |||
# '''Katherine Joanna Vanes''', 24 - [[weeb]] [[cosplayer]] with [[ADHD]] | |||
# '''Kristine Jónsson''', 16 | |||
# '''Louis Gillies''', 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide | |||
# '''Laura Campbell''' | |||
# '''Lindsey Pearlman''', 43 - actress who was in an episode of [[Jussie Smollett|Faggot Empire Nigger]] | |||
# '''Mark Drybrough''', 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel | |||
# '''Matteo Cecconi''', 18 | |||
# '''Matteo''', 17 - decapitated by a train | |||
# '''Matthew Mindler''', 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot | |||
# '''Matthew van Antwerpen''', 17 | |||
# '''Michael Dunham''', 38 | |||
# '''Michael Gooden''', 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out | |||
# '''Mikael Tracey Scott''', 27 | |||
# '''Miles Smith''', 31 | |||
# '''Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji''', 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was [[catfish|catfished]] by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel | |||
# '''Neha Raju''', 23 | |||
# '''Noelle Skyler Ramirez''', 20 - tranny | |||
# '''Riley Blaik Allred''', 23 | |||
# '''Roberta Barbos''', 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol | |||
# '''Rose Paterson''', 63 - wife of a British MP. | |||
# '''Shawn Alexandra Shatto''', 25 | |||
# '''Shreya Reddy''' - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao | |||
# '''Stephen Mitchell Jr.''', 21 | |||
# '''Suzanne Gonzales''', 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user | |||
# '''Tom Parfett''', 22 | |||
# '''Tom Windsor''', 29 | |||
# '''Tyler Schmidt''', 15 | |||
# '''William Gregory Dennis''', 23 | |||
# '''Wira Wahyudi Sinuraya''', 21 - retard used sodium nitrate | |||
# '''Zoe Lyalle''', 18 - autistic | |||
''This list is incomplete, [[you]] can help by [[Kill yourself|expanding it]]. | |||
===Adding Yourself to the List=== | |||
[[File:HowToDie.jpg|center]] | |||
==See Also== | |||
* [[An hero]] | |||
* [[Kill yourself]] | |||
* [[DO IT FAGGOT]] | |||
* [[Dying alone]] | |||
{{An Heroes}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
{{Usenet}} | |||
{{timeline|Featured article December 17 - 18, [[2023]]|[[Jazz Jennings]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bbb23]]}} | |||
Latest revision as of 16:40, 25 August 2024
Sanctioned Suicide (a.k.a. SanctionedSuicide, SS or SaSu) is a friendly online community that exists to offer extremely helpful advice to people who are suffering from clinical depression and/or suicidal ideations. The community associated with SS can be traced as far back as 1990 with the creation of the Usenet group alt.suicide.holiday (a.k.a. ASH). Following the decline of Usenet, the ASH community moved to the subreddit r/SanctionedSuicide which operated from 2013 until it was banned in 2018. Following the ban from reddit, several incels decided to set up some XenForo installations and start sanctionedsuicide.com (along with incels.is)
As of 2023, Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to at least 100 suicides all around the world. It has also been used by numerous sick fucks who get off on convincing people to kill themselves. And yes, we do not fail to see the hilarious irony in the fact that a community that's dedicated to the act of killing yourself has been around for 34 fucking years and has outlasted even some beloved users of Encyclopædia Dramatica.
alt.suicide.holiday
Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as November 21, 1990, with the creation of the Usenet group alt.suicide.holiday or ASH. Other related Usenet groups included alt.suicide.methods (ASM) and alt.suicide.bus.stop (ASBS).
—David Q. Conibear, becoming the OG of suicide |
The Chronicles of William Melchert-Dinkel
William Francis Melchert-Dinkel (a.k.a. falcongirl, Li Dao and Cami D) is a middle-aged former nurse who was active on ASH during the 2000s. Dinkleberry would use multiple sockpuppet accounts and pose as a hot young girl in order to slip into the DMs AIM of suicidal ashers and give them tips on the most effective ways to hang yourself.
Dinkleberg's known victims are 32-year-old Britfag Mark Drybrough and 18-year-old Canuckistani Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji, although by his own admission there were at least three other anonymous users who he may have successfully coaxed into necking themselves.
—Melchert-Dingus, on why he jacked off to ppl hanging themselves | ||
r/SanctionedSuicide
On March 3, 2013, redditor deadman5551 started the subreddit r/SanctionedSuicide with the valiant intention of making other redditors kill themselves.
SanctionedSuicide.com
Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, 2018, by Marquis (Powerword: Lamarcus Small of Huntsville, Alabama) and Serge (Powerword: Diego Joaquín Galante of U-R-Gay), a pair of aesthetically-challenged young men who desperately long for death but are too pussy to actually go through with it.
After Lamarcus Extralarge was doxed by the Jew York Slimes in 2021, he quickly decided to pull an Encyclopædia Dramatica and handed control of the site over to a weeaboo tranny named RainAndSadness.
Common Threads on SS
- Goodbye
- About to CTB
- Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?
- I just tested the SN I bought from X user
- I hate being trans
- I hate being fat
- I hate being a virgin
- I hate being a nigger
- I hate being ugly
- I hate being bald
- I hate being named Brian Zaiger
SS Lingo
Catch the Bus
- Catch the Bus or CTB (not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing suicide. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too literally and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus.
Sodium Nitrite
- Sodium Nitrite (Chemical formula: NaNO2) or SN is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with Sodium Nitrate (Chemical formula: NaNO3) or Sodium Nitride (Chemical formula: Na3N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine IDGAF just KYS.
- Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt.
- Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include:
- Shortness of breath
- Headaches
- Nausea
- Fatigue
- Rapid heart rate
- Loss of consciousness
- Confusion
- Dizziness
- A blue color on the skin and lips
- Diarrhea
- Getting an ED article written about you
Nembutal
- Nembutal (Chemical formula: C11H18N2O3) or N is a drug more commonly known as Pentobarbital. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in lethal injections.
Carbon Monoxide
- Carbon Monoxide or CO is a deadly gas that's known for killing niggaz in Chicago.
Tagamet
- Tagamet or Cimetidine is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't vomit their guts out and fail at dying.
Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count
- Aaron Jones
- Abhishek Saxena, 45 - stupid pajeet NEET who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins
- Advit Saxena, 14
- Ananya Saxena, 14
- Preeti Saxena, 42
- Alexander Chatfield Burns, 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing
- Alex Pazienza, 22
- Anthony Jones, 17
- Antonija Šakić, 35 - killed herself after being doxed by the mom of another SS victim
- Ashtyn Prosser, 19
- Bennett Hunter Brown, 17
- Beth Matthews, 26 - mental health blogger lol
- Brett Stevens, 28 - autistic
- Callie Lewis, 24
- Carlynn De Joya, 28 - enby degenerate
- Daniel Dal Canto, 16 - was tired of Chinkypox and butthurt at his parents
- Daniel Long, 15
- David Q. Conibear, 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide
- Edward Leclair, 57 - pedo who killed himself with SN in courtroom
- Emma Cave, 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age
- Ethan McCarthy, 17
- Fabio Gianfreda, 19
- Gary Cooper, 41
- Imogen Nunn, 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy"
- Jaden
- Jason Thompson, 49
- Jay Barr
- Joe Nihill, 23
- Josh Hendy, 21
- Juan Carlos Garcia, 20
- Junior Wilson, 18
- Katherine Joanna Vanes, 24 - weeb cosplayer with ADHD
- Kristine Jónsson, 16
- Louis Gillies, 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide
- Laura Campbell
- Lindsey Pearlman, 43 - actress who was in an episode of Faggot Empire Nigger
- Mark Drybrough, 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was catfished by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
- Matteo Cecconi, 18
- Matteo, 17 - decapitated by a train
- Matthew Mindler, 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot
- Matthew van Antwerpen, 17
- Michael Dunham, 38
- Michael Gooden, 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out
- Mikael Tracey Scott, 27
- Miles Smith, 31
- Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji, 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was catfished by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
- Neha Raju, 23
- Noelle Skyler Ramirez, 20 - tranny
- Riley Blaik Allred, 23
- Roberta Barbos, 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol
- Rose Paterson, 63 - wife of a British MP.
- Shawn Alexandra Shatto, 25
- Shreya Reddy - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao
- Stephen Mitchell Jr., 21
- Suzanne Gonzales, 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user
- Tom Parfett, 22
- Tom Windsor, 29
- Tyler Schmidt, 15
- William Gregory Dennis, 23
- Wira Wahyudi Sinuraya, 21 - retard used sodium nitrate
- Zoe Lyalle, 18 - autistic
This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.
Adding Yourself to the List
See Also
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