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[[File:Transformers cartoon logo.jpg|thumb|550px|center]]
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[[File:Optimu Obama.jpg‎|200px|thumb|Optimus [[Obama]].]]
[[File:Transformers Decepticons.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Autobots and Decepticons teaching kids how to settle a dispute.]]




'''''[[Trans]]formers''''' is a fantasy in which giant, transforming robots travel across the universe destroying planets and wiping out unknown numbers of inteligent societies to fight a civil war and finally come to  
[[File:Optimu Obama.jpg‎|200px|thumb|Optimus [[Obama]].]]
[[Earth]] to [[hypocrite|criticize]] humans for their violent nature (and according to certain fangirls, take time out to suck each other's [[cocks|USB cables]]). They have also become victims of bad [[fan fiction]], [[Mary Sue]],[[slash]] and [[Michael Bay]] over the past 25 years. This [[epic]] struggle has been recreated in multiple cartoon series, a comic book (or a thousand), at least half a dozen video games, a trilogy of action-packed movies, an ornate series of tapestries, two books-on-tape, a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BotCon Gay Robot Convention], and an [http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort erotica collection]. Anyone going to a ''Transformers'' forum or any other form of media will experience the biggest collection of 40-year-old males and 15-year-old girls outside of a [[Chris Hansen]] pedo sting.
'''''[[Trans]]formers''''' is a retarded [[sci-fi]] fantasy series where giant, [[tranny]] robots travel across the universe destroying planets to wipe out unknown numbers of inteligent civilizations and fight civil wars between ''Autobots'' and ''Decepticons''. They usually come to [[Earth]] to [[hypocrite|criticize]] humans for their violent nature (and according to certain fangirls, take turns to suck each other's [[cocks|USB cables]]). They have also become victims of bad [[fan fiction]], [[Mary Sue]], [[slash]] and [[Michael Bay]] over the past 25 years. [[File:Transformers Decepticons.jpg|200px|thumb|Autobots and Decepticons teaching kids how to settle a dispute.]] This [[epic]] struggle has been recreated in multiple cartoon series, a [[comic]]book (or a thousand), at least half a dozen video games, a trilogy of action-packed movies, an ornate series of tapestries, two books-on-tape, a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BotCon Gay Robot Convention], and an [http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort erotica collection]. Anyone going to a ''Transformers'' forum or any other form of media will experience the biggest collection of 40-year-old men and 15-year-old girls outside of a [[Chris Hansen]] pedo sting.


{{quote|Watch your aim, guys! We don't want to blow away any history!|Hound|while running backwards.|center=relative}}
{{quote|Watch your aim, guys! We don't want to blow away any history!|Hound|while running backwards.|center=relative}}


==Characters==
==Characters==
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Image:Optimus Prime Facepalms.jpg |[[Facepalm]]
Image:Optimus Prime Facepalms.jpg |[[Facepalm]]
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Image:Santa Optimus Prime.jpg  
Image:Santa Optimus Prime.jpg  
Image:Loltransformerspenis.gif|[[LOLDONGS]]!
Image:Loltransformerspenis.gif|[[LOLDONGS]]!
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{{Timeline|Featured article May 10 & 11, [[2013]]|[[August 6 & 9 1945]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[James Alex Fields]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article May 10 & 11, [[2013]]|[[August 6 & 9 1945]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[James Alex Fields]]}}


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{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 21 and 22, [[2023]]|[[Azn]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Chris-chan]]}}




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