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- Mr.Jonzz 06:27, 4 February 2013 (EST)

Famous Faggots - removed

==[[Shameless_self_promotion|Famous Faggots]]==
[[Image:TransformersOTP.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Transformers slash on [[Fandom Secrets]]]]
[[Image:OMGPetercullen.gif|thumb|right|[[cyndilovespiccolo|fantard swoon]]]]
Like any decent fandom, Transformers has its share of pointless [[drama|dramallamas]].  Here are some instances of better known ones.

*[[Kathleen_Todd]] is a bloody ass lying bitch who wants to be the center of the Transformers universe and will bully and harrass anyone who she doesn't like.

*[[The Unknown Autobot]] is a portly geek from Michigan in a ridiculous costume who fancies himself an Autobot corsair, self-styled trollbuster and savior of the Internet.

*[http://www.youtube.com/user/goktimusprime goktimusprime] is a 27 year old no-life fat basement dweller who claims that he owns every single Transformers action figures in the entire universe. Besides Cybertron that is. Loves to have oral sex with his Bumblebee action figure, and posts shitty videos about Transformers fetish.

*wooden-flashlight  is a delusion Fangirl that believes she knows everything about Transformers without even watching it. She sprouts on about how Optimus and Elita One are brother and sister and that its a true fact, and bitches and bad mouths anyone that provides proof from the actual Generation one episodes,that Optimus and Elita are a Couple and still the retard still sprouts on her shit so to her true facts are wrong and shes right. http://wooden-flashlight.deviantart.com/ 
*[http://hello-tech.deviantart.com hello-tech] is a furfag cybersex fangirl that created [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/art/Ran-Rapidshock-Bio-166238776 Shockwave's Brother] so that they could have [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/art/tasting-173526548 epic] robot sex. [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/art/Ran-Rapidshock-Bio-166238776 'Ran'] also is the target of the [http://geminigirl83.deviantart.com/art/TFA-A-Spark-All-Ready-Claimed-186595054 Pedophile Ultra Magnus]. Her friends are known to encourage and create 'fanart' for this horror. Among them is [http://sallychan.deviantart.com/gallery/23941289?offset=0 Sally-chan] and [http://drago-night.deviantart.com/gallery/24256320 Drago-night], who even adds their furfag touch to the 'Brothers'.  Hello has recently created a [http://ran-rapidshock-fans.deviantart.com fagclub] for she and her friends to store some of their favorite Rapidshock fap 'art'.     Despite her love for her [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/gallery/26868209#/d271ow9 kawaii] incesting [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/art/tasting-173526548 sticky] robot-sex brother, she insists that he is not a [http://hello-tech.deviantart.com/art/meet-gary-stu-Rapid-189594226 'Gary-Stu'].

*[http://MiraiBaby.deviantart.com Miraibaby] on Deviantart is a transfaggot as well as a [[furfag]].

*[http://Insanity-24-7.deviantart.com Insanity-24-7] A really ugly hick from Texas who thinks she has the best fucking art in the world. She loves to show off her skillz through many dumbass pictures that she thinks is so fucking good. She also adores drawing her Mary Sue, Galeforce have sex with everybody she can get her man hands on, including Shockwave.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFQ2JT0UKI Optibotimus] is a fat [[basement-dweller]] in his mid-thirties with delusions of grandeur who believes reviewing children's toys on youtube is [[serious business]].

*[[Afterburner]] is a racist wannabe 733+ haxxor who secretly wants some juicy black [[cock]].

*[[Azrael2002]] scams fanboys out of money when she is not performing oral [[sex]] on her Transformer toys.

*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1289690/Crooked Crooked] is a 12 year-old Final Fantasy VII attention whore known for flagrantly plagiarizing on [[FanFiction.Net]]. She attained e-fame by writing a Mary Sue rape slash fic where she envisioned herself as a Volkswagen Bug being repeatedly anally raped by a F15 Eagle. Rather than come up with this sick shit on her own, Crooked just ripped off another writer's story and added the robot rape. PROTIP: accuse her of plagiarism or racism to inflict [[lulz]]!

*[[Cyndilovespiccolo|Cyndi]] is the [[autistic]] fantard that took DeviantART to [[Internet Court]] for deleting her gay robot pronz and lost (thank Primus). She has since gotten over herself, admitted her fuckups and got her shit together. This is a rare occurrence for people nailed by ED.

*[[Soulbonding|Teh Dinogrrl]] is teh crazy; she hears 280 (give or take) [[Schizophrenia|voices in her head]], but even worse,  {{lj|user=dinogrrl}} is a furry.

*[[Tubgirl|Jeysie]] wrote lots of [[Fan Fiction|Mosaics]] and edits the [[shit nobody cares about|TF Wiki]]-she knows everything about Transformers, including the color of their [[penis|jizz]]. Even so, she still can't get laid, not even by a horny, basement dwelling 45 year-old [http://tramp-graphics.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1gcc8j fanboy].

*[[Kalidor]] is a fat, suicidal emo kid who swindles his users out of money.

*[http://koilungfish.x10hosting.com/index.html Koilungfish] was the leading activist for gay robot reaming, fisting, and anal sex; he spawned an army of like-minded fantards before he realized his [[faggotry]] and quit the fandom. 

*[[M. Chaos]] (aka {{lj|user=kouri_shien}}) is a pedophile who lurks in the Transformers toy section at Walmart. Make sure to have her [[FBI|party vanned]] if you see her there or at a day-care center.

*[[Nicholas Morency]] proposes on USENET, tries to hire a hitman, and is all about the baby-rape.

*[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Pat_Lee Pat Lee] famous for being the stupid and incredibly [[fag|homosexual]] Azn who ruined Transformers comics by laundering company funds which in turn forced the publisher (Dreamwave) to declare bankruptcy. This an amazing new paradox due to the fact his [[Azn]] math skills should have prevented this.

*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1557152/ scienceteacherSE] is the kind of egomaniac who has at least one story on the front page every day in the Transformers/BW fandom on [[FanFiction.Net]] and has [[At Least 100|over 100 e-college degrees]]. [[PROTIP]]: troll her for teh [[lulz]] by being brutally honest about her [[fanfiction]]; the more profanity, the better. Use caution when doing so; she is known to accuse people of being "[[stupid|noneducated]]" then place them on her "[[friends list|Banned List]]". As if anyone gives a shit.

*[http://www.wildfur.net/ Simon Furman] is the guy who writes the comics. Mr. Furman thinks he's [[internet tough guy|hot shit]] and believes his comics in the 80's made Transformers what it is today, even though nobody knows who he is and Gobots sell for more on [[eBay]] than any of his comics. In 2007, IDW comics released  "Megatron: Origin", which out-sold any Transformers-related content Simon Furman ever wrote. Simon Furman insisted on giving Transformers that old-time religion and turned the Transformers into [[Scientologists]]. Furman would later [[Shit nobody cares about|bitch]] on his forums about female robots in the background as he likes his robots gaying out with each other. He even tried to write gay robot sex into canon and called it [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction budding]. With that in mind, it's no wonder that [[lemonparty|this]] is his favorite website.
{{quote|I'm real pleased with myself|Mr. Furman after pleasing himself with some hawt robot yaoi}}

*[[Tramp Graphics]] is on a jihad to prove Transformers have dicks and [http://tramp-graphics.deviantart.com/art/Daddy-s-Little-Girl-87716130/ sex]. He [[dick|heart's]] desire is to become a truck and have hawt robot sex with Moonracer.

*[[Wiigii!]] hates Transformers, its fandom, and pretty much anything that isn't Wiigii!. Please provide him with TF pronz.

*[[Raksha]] is just batshit [[insane]].

*Star Ruby wrote horrible Transformers porn with Megatron and her Mary Sue.  Fancies herself as Starscream's sister.  

*[http://kenyastarflight.deviantart.com Kenyastarflight] is a 26-year-old, [[Autism|autistic]], [[Mormon|mormon]] tartlet from [[Idaho]] with an unhealthy lust for [[Emo|Thundercracker]], [[Retard|Dinobots]] (particularly Swoop) and [[Lemon party|Vector Prime]]. Just like another fellow assburger tartlet [[Cyndilovespiccolo|Cyndi]], Kenya is notorious for producing fucktons of shitty art and fanfics. Unlike Cyndi, however, Kenya haets slash, so much that she even wrote an [http://kenyastarflight.deviantart.com/art/Transformers-Slash-Essay-109367928 essay] on how wrong it is. Also, like every other autistic tartlet, she constantly rants about her family problems in her journal. She needs frequent reminders of the one about [http://kenyastarflight.deviantart.com/journal/25456124/ her mom being committed to a nuthouse].

[[Image:Too_much_pj.jpg|right|thumb|A fine example of Plantman-exe's "originality"]]

*[http://plantman-exe.deviantart.com Plantman-exe] is a [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] [[Deviantart|tartlet]] hailing from the far-away land of [[Mexico]]. She (yes, [[shemale|Plantman is a woman]]) attained e-fame by calling [[Retarded|infamous]] Transformers oekaki board user Ynnep unoriginal. However, Plantman's dA gallery consists solely of shitloads of [[Police|Prowl]] X Jazz [[yaoi]] art. Plantman's [[sarcasm|original]] ideas include drawing the two as [[Capslock|OMGKAWAIIDESU]] kittens and [[Lolwut|Chocobos]], but the they are always [[uber]] [[emo]] and [[gay]].

*[http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2009-07/28/content_8482046.htm A 14 year old retard] drank gasoline for 5 years to become a "valiant fighter" like Optimus Prime, but he only became even more [[retarded|stupid]] than the average Transformer fantard.
*Gauge0001 traces all his art from Transformers Animated screen shots/almanac scans/official character sheets.

*[http://ladydukemonx.deviantart.com/ LadyDukemonX] is a [http://ladydukemonx.deviantart.com/art/FOREVER-Cover-1-256632029?q=gallery%3Aladydukemonx%2F10988914&qo=1 furfag] and she's just the typical [[Fantard|fangirl]] who's [[Delusion|in love]] [http://ladydukemonx.deviantart.com/art/Be-my-Valentine-112647349?q=gallery%3Aladydukemonx%2F10988914&qo=97 with Armada Starscream]. She has made [http://www.youtube.com/user/Kantera125 videos] about Starscream and his great [[An hero|heroism]],[[Cry moar|usually cries]] [[Shit no one cares about|when she remembers that he is dead.]]

This entire section I am unsure about. So placing here. If anything I would suggest this be a subpage. Like we did for Xat. 10:17, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

I think the links to the fantards that have their own ED page should remain (as well those who are professionally linked to Transformers, such as Simon Furman, Michael Bay, Rashka and Pat Lee) should be restored but otherwise a subpage is a good idea. Freakangel 15:14, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
It reads a lot like "in-group fighting" and using the article as a pseudo attack article for community personal problems, especially with all the tweenage muppet fuck level invectives...fag lames, basement lames, fat lames, etc, etc. Seriously, if that's all the better you can think of to say about or describe a person then they probably aren't worth mentioning on ED (or anywhere else for that matter). Now if some horribly fugly d00d went around in a half-ass cosplay costume and tried to copulate with the tailpipe of a truck in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot or something...now ~that~ would be worth mentioning. Basically the article shouldn't be used to list anyone in the community unless they're the kookiest of the kooky. If they simply ~like~ Transformers or collect them or even if they have some generic, vanilla, non-descript fetish (whilst running around annoying and acting like an asshole to other people in the community)...yeah, pretty boring/ordinary. --Onideus 15:22, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
@Freakangel: My preference was to exclude the section entirely but you mention some good points. How do you feel about renaming the section to Notable Professionals or something? As for those with an ED article, the See Also section is sparse at the moment. 15:34, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

@Schnookums: Notable Professionals works for me, how about renaming Famous Faggots to Special Mention for folks like Cyndi and a subpage for the rest, in case they rise to Special Mention status? The fanbase really does tend to go off the rails spectacularly at times (reminds me I should upload the Fandom Secrets jpeg made by a fan who pooped in her seat during a Transformers movie-also, might have those Lactating Tits images on an old laptop) Freakangel 16:15, 13 June 2013 (EDT)

Maybe change the song?

I have been thinking, and I don't know what other peoples' opinions are on my edits to this page, but I was wondering if it would be alright for me to change the song played in the background that I placed there to something more beloved by the Transformers fans: The Touch by Stan Bush. Would it be alright to put it there in place of the current song, or is it fine how it is? I would like to know. Here's the link to the song I was talking about, btw: [1]

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