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== [[China]] == | == [[China]] == | ||
It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of [[gun|firearms]], but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A. | It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of [[gun|firearms]], but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A. | ||
If you had enough money to bribe officials, this is a good country to grease a couple of wheels and buy yourself a new liver with some good ol' [[Americunt]] Dollars. | |||
Despite [[China]]'s claims that this is all voluntary journalists and human riggts groups claim that the [[Communist]] party, the Chines legal system, and the entirity of the Chinese health system are compliant with, what they refer to as, illegal organ [https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/23/asia/china-organ-harvesting/index.html harvesting]]. | |||
== [[North Korea]] == | == [[North Korea]] == | ||
Revision as of 06:11, 21 March 2018
The Death penalty is a permanent IRL banhammer issued by the government. It is loved by conservatives and hated by liberals who, ironiccally have no problems sucking a baby out of a Wimmins vag. When you have done something so heinous, so unbelievably despicable, you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation.
Around The World
America
Some states like Texas and Florida love to execute you, while others like Alaska and Hawaii are dumb cunts that don't know how law and order work. Executions performed in America are done by lethal injection because the libtards are crybabies about firing squads and the electric chair. When someone is sentenced to death, it takes at least 100 fucking years to execute them because America's courts suck ass. Despite what those retard libtards want you to think, there's a better chance for you to die with a needle in your arm if you're white. For some reason, this loser country still has a problem putting chics in the chair despite their rising statistics.
Lethal injection procedure
In America You, and we do mean You because we've seen your hard drive and know that you're starting to tire of lolita Guro and are looking to try your hand at the real thing.
In America, a few hours before your sentence you'll be given some really nice tranquilizers so you won't be so apprehensive about you're soon to be happening demise because nothing ruins an execution more for the witnesses is when the soon to be dispached are pissing and shiiting themselves out of sheer fright.
After you've been strapped to a gurney, have two lines stuck into your arms and have given your Crybaby speech about how sorry you are and shouldn't be killed the first drug you will be hit with is a massive dose of Barbituates like Sodium thiopental that will knock your sick ass out in less than 30 seconds.
In the second step, you will be getting hit with a large dose of muscle relaxants like Pancuronium bromide that will paralyze your diaphragm and begins your soon to be happening legal ban hammer by stopping your breathing.
In the final step, you'll be given a mega dose of potassium chloride to stop your heart. Asleep, paralyzed and in possession of a heart that has been destroyed by potaasium, you'll usually be dead within three to six minutes after your heart has stopped. Now wouldn't a bullet put right behind your right ear have been a lot easier?
China
It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of firearms, but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A.
If you had enough money to bribe officials, this is a good country to grease a couple of wheels and buy yourself a new liver with some good ol' Americunt Dollars.
Despite China's claims that this is all voluntary journalists and human riggts groups claim that the Communist party, the Chines legal system, and the entirity of the Chinese health system are compliant with, what they refer to as, illegal organ harvesting].
North Korea
Because Evildoer Korea keeps everything a secret, it is unknown how many people they execute, but probably a lot. Although any method of execution goes, they like to shoot people in public for all to see, shedding blood onto the hands of Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to suck it because he is a fat fuck. Also, he fed his uncle to hungry dogs as execution for the win.
Japan
The nation of Japan is unique in its application of the death penalty. They execute people by means of hanging, a classic. They also like to troll death row inmates by telling them at the last second when they are about to be put to death. Those sneaky Japs!
Middle East
It is a well known fact that all muslims love them some capital punishment. You can be put to death for all sorts of crimes over there, such as being gay, dissing Islam, or engaging in the unholy act of buttsecks. People are usually executed in public for everyone to enjoy. Executions are either carried out by oldschool hanging from the crane of a truck, or stoning, where the whole town gets in on the fun and throws rocks at someone until they die. ALLAHU AKBAR!
Israel
That's right, even jews get in on the action, or at least they used to. You'd expect the people that gave us the phrase, "An eye for an eye," that Americunt conservative like to spam when it comes to the constitutionality of the death penslty would be more for it. Now, if you're lucky, they will do it in times of war (so always). They executed two people, a spy who was later found innocent, and Adolf Eichmann.
Belarus
Since Europe is composed of nothing but eurofags, the death penalty is outlawed everywhere - except Belarus. They occasionally execute people by means of single shot, to which the European Union gives them a slap on the wrist for. Srsly, they executed a terrorist and Europe went apeshit over it. Guess those bastards don't support the War on Terror.
Ways To Avoid The Death Penalty
If you have money snd a passport one of the easiest ways to avoid the death penalty is, if you have killed someone and know you will be charged, is to copy ✡ Ira Einhorn ✡ and run away to a country without the death penalty like France. So long as the Americunt prosecutors keep arguing for the death penalty during your extradition hearings you can live as a free man in France until the death penalty is taken off the table because some countries, that have abolished the death penalty, will refuse extradition to jurasidictions with a death penalty until it's promised that the defendant will not have to face the death penalty.
List of death row inmates, past and present
- Ted Bundy
- Richard Chase
- John Wayne Gacy
- Jack Gilbert Graham
- Saddam Hussein
- Timothy McVeigh
- Richard Ramirez
- Dylann Roof
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
- Stanley "Tookie" Williams
See also
- Death: The end result.
- Justice: Some see it as this, others don't.
- Murder: A legal version of this.
- The HIV A death penalty if you're gay.
| Death penalty is part of a series on Politics. |
See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade |
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