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Revision as of 09:50, 11 December 2023
Sanctioned Suicide (often stylized as SanctionedSuicide) is a friendly online community that offers advice to people who are clinically depressed and/or suicidal. Sanctioned Suicide was founded on March 18, 2018, by Marquis (Powerword: Lamarcus Small of Huntsville, Alabama) and Serge (Powerword: Diego Joaquín Galante of U-R-Gay), a pair of aesthetically-challenged young men who desperately long for death but are too pussy to actually go through with it.
After Lamarcus Extralarge was doxed by the Jew York Slimes in 2021, he quickly decided to pull an Encyclopædia Dramatica and handed control of the site over to a weeaboo tranny named RainAndSadness.
As of 2023, Sanctioned Suicide has been linked to at least 100 suicides all around the world.
Founding
Some users of SS have traced the site's origins back as far as the Usenet groups alt.suicide.holiday (ASH) and alt.suicide.methods (ASM).
On March 3, 2013, redditor deadman5551 started the subreddit r/SanctionedSuicide with the valiant intention of making other redditors kill themselves.
Common Threads on SS
- Goodbye
- About to CTB
- Has anyone used X method for committing suicide?
- I just tested the SN I bought from X user
- I hate being trans
- I hate being fat
- I hate being a virgin
- I hate being a nigger
- I hate being ugly
- I hate being bald
- I hate being named Brian Zaiger
SS Lingo
Catch the Bus
- Catch the Bus or CTB (not to be confused with CBT or Cock and Ball Torture) is SS' go-to euphemism for committing suicide. The term exemplifies SS members' belief that death is a journey and that they will be reborn as anime catgirls in their next life. Some members of SS take the term too literally and end up traumatizing elementary schoolers by jumping in front of their school bus.
Sodium Nitrite
- Sodium Nitrite (Chemical formula: NaNO2) or SN is a chemical that is commonly used for curing meat, it is also SS' go-to chemical for "painlessly" committing suicide. Sodium Nitrate should not be confused with Sodium Nitrate (Chemical formula: NaNO3) or Sodium Nitride (Chemical formula: Na3N), which are completely different chemicals that'll still probably fucking kill you if you take enough. Actually, on second thought, just take huge dose of Sodium fucking anything and it should work just fine IDGAF just KYS.
- Despite what SS members say, suicide by Sodium Nitrite will likely not be painless and you will likely suffer horribly if you attempt to kill yourself by overdosing on curing salt.
- Symptoms of Sodium Nitrite poisoning include:
- Shortness of breath
- Headaches
- Nausea
- Fatigue
- Rapid heart rate
- Loss of consciousness
- Confusion
- Dizziness
- A blue color on the skin and lips
- Diarrhea
- Getting an ED article written about you
Nembutal
- Nembutal (Chemical formula: C11H18N2O3) or N is a drug more commonly known as Pentobarbital. Pentobarbital is notable for being used in lethal injections.
Carbon Monoxide
- Carbon Monoxide or CO is a deadly gas that's known for killing niggaz in Chicago.
Tagamet
- Tagamet or Cimetidine is a drug that reduces gastric acid. SS users like to take this before Sodium Nitrite so they don't vomit their guts out and fail at dying.
Sanctioned Suicide Kill Count
- Aaron Jones
- Abhishek Saxena, 45 - stupid pajeet NEET who also poisoned his 42-year-old wife and two 14-year-old twins
- Advit Saxena, 14
- Ananya Saxena, 14
- Preeti Saxena, 42
- Alexander Chatfield Burns, 34 - scam artist who took SN prior to sentencing
- Alex Pazienza, 22
- Anthony Jones, 17
- Antonija Šakić, 35 - killed herself after being doxed by the mom of another SS victim
- Ashtyn Prosser, 19
- Bennett Hunter Brown, 17
- Beth Matthews, 26 - mental health blogger lol
- Brett Stevens, 28 - autistic
- Callie Lewis, 24
- Carlynn De Joya, 28 - enby degenerate
- Daniel Dal Canto, 16 - was tired of Chinkypox and butthurt at his parents
- Daniel Long, 15
- David Q. Conibear, 27 - first recorded suicide on alt.suicide.holiday, used potassium cyanide
- Edward Leclair, 57 - pedo who killed himself with SN in courtroom
- Emma Cave, 30 - was engaged to a fossilized man over twice her age
- Ethan McCarthy, 17
- Fabio Gianfreda, 19
- Gary Cooper, 41
- Imogen Nunn, 25 - Britfag TikToker named "Deaf Immy"
- Jaden
- Jason Thompson, 49
- Jay Barr
- Joe Nihill, 23
- Josh Hendy, 21
- Juan Carlos Garcia, 20
- Junior Wilson, 18
- Katherine Joanna Vanes, 24 - weeb cosplayer with ADHD
- Kristine Jónsson, 16
- Louis Gillies, 36 - alt.suicide.holiday user who hanged himself after being charged with aiding Michael Gooden's suicide
- Laura Campbell
- Lindsey Pearlman, 43 - actress who was in an episode of Faggot Empire Nigger
- Mark Drybrough, 32 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was catfished by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
- Matteo Cecconi, 18
- Matteo, 17 - decapitated by a train
- Matthew Mindler, 19 - former child actor who used sodium nitrate instead of sodium nitrite because he's a stupid idiot
- Matthew van Antwerpen, 17
- Michael Dunham, 38
- Michael Gooden, 35 - alt.suicide.holiday user who jumped off a cliff while Louis Gillies pussed out
- Mikael Tracey Scott, 27
- Miles Smith, 31
- Nadia Mena Suzanne Kajouji, 18 - alt.suicide.holiday user who was catfished by William Francis Melchert-Dinkel
- Neha Raju, 23
- Noelle Skyler Ramirez, 20 - tranny
- Roberta Barbos, 22 - necked herself because of a breakup lololol
- Rose Paterson, 63 - wife of a British MP.
- Shawn Alexandra Shatto, 25
- Shreya Reddy - took SN because she couldn't find a husband lmfao
- Stephen Mitchell Jr., 21
- Suzanne Gonzales, 19 - alt.suicide.holiday user
- Tom Parfett, 22
- Tom Windsor, 29
- Tyler Schmidt, 15
- Zoe Lyalle, 18 - autistic
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