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[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy-IRL.jpg|thumb|300px|Doesn't this faggot kinda look liek [[Chris-chan]]?]]
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Jared Abrahams was a computer science student full time HackForums regular, a forum which is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but want to make a name for themselves.
'''Jared Abrahams''' was a computer science student and full-time HackForums regular, a forum that is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but still want to make a name for themselves.
For a while he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women knew even less about computers than he did.
For a while, he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women who knew even less about computers than he did.
Online, Jared went by the sinister username cutefuzzypuppy, possibly based on a nickname that his mother game him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.
Online, Jared went by the sinister handle '''cutefuzzypuppy''', possibly based on a nickname that his mother gave him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.


== Miss Teen USA ==
== Miss Teen USA ==


cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as '''R'''emote '''A'''dministration '''T'''ools.
cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as '''R'''emote '''A'''dministration '''T'''ools.
And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one onto Cassidy Wolf's computer.
And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one of these onto Cassidy Wolf's computer.
To him, she was a girl he went to school that he will never have sex with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA.
To him, she was a girl that he went to school with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA.
He sent her an email, demanding that she get onto Skype and strip for him, if not he would release her nudes to the Internet.
At some point he sent her an email, demanding that she strip for him on webcam, and her nudes to the Internet if she failed to comply.
At the time Miss Teen USA was unaware of the virgins true identity, she instead told her mother who in turn contacted the FBI.
Miss Teen USA, unsure how to respond, asked her mother for advice, who in turn contacted the FBI.


== Autistic rampage ==
== Autistic rampage ==


While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by cutefuzzypuppy, this was only the beginning of his autistic-fueled spree.
While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by the malicious cutefuzzypuppy, his autistic-fueled spree had just got started.
In a moved that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone hear his name being whispered to him, cutefuzzypuppy asked for assistance with social engineering so that he could install additional RATs.
In a move that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how astronomically improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone the sound his name being whispered to him, he requested social engineering pointers so that he could expand his RAT collection.
One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two.
One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two.
Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least twelve dumb broads.
Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least 12 dumb broads in the process.
He even coerced two of them into stripping for him in front of their webcam as he watched, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.
He even coerced two into stripping in front of their webcam for him, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.


== Oh snap ==
== Oh snap ==


Sadly for Jered, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI.
[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy_with_mother.jpg|thumb|200px|Mommy must be so proud of her little angel.]]
While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of Jared when he registered an account with no-ip.org using his real name and address.
 
This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed that the pervert was in fact him.
Sadly for Jared, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI.
While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of him when he registered an account with [[Snitch|no-ip.org]] using his real name.
This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed our pervert hero's identity.
In court an amazing transformation took place as Jared Abrahams went from Internet tough guy to cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored.
His mother, feeling shame for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge [[truth|just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been]].
It take a special person to dedicate countless hours into monitoring all those webcams.


In court Jared Abrahams transformed from an Internet tough guy into a cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored.
His mother, feeling remorse for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been, dedicating countless hours to monitoring all those webcams.
And it worked.
And it worked.
The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism.
The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism.
Seriously.
'''cutefuzzypuppy''' (Powerword: Jared James Abrahams) is a she-male emo and [[Internet Tough Guy]] who has problems regarding [[Coughlan666 | the diminutive body mass index of her penis]]. She really needed to get hard because [[Laurelai | she couldn't get laid due to not being attractive at all]]. To achieve her goal of becoming one with her dick, Abrahams used her [[Skript kiddie | ub3r l337 h4x0ring ski11z]] to get [[n00dz]] by hacking into [[16-year-old girls]] computers using her [[It's a trap | DarkComet]] trojan in conjunction with her [[retard | genius]] level [[Kevin Mitnick | social engineering]] skillz. Jared is so [[Not | smart]] that she got caught by the [[Partyvan | feds]] because [http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/09/miss-teen-usas-webcam-spy-called-himself-cutefuzzypuppy/ she used her IRL name when registering for her DarkComet command & control server]
== OMGZ [[BAW | Sob Stoary Time]] ==
[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy_with_mother.jpg | thumb | 200px | Awww Mommy must be so [[Pissed | proud]] of her little [[Jared Milton | angel]]!]]
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with [[Pedophile | autism]]. All her life, she's been [[Forever Alone | lonely]] and has had [[Loser | difficulty making friends]]. Her [[Your Mom | family]] tried helping her by taking her to [[ADHD | therapy programs]] provided by various [[Richard Dawkins | research foundations]]. In high [[school]], she would get her ass kicked by [[Bronies]], [[Lazytown | some fat kid called Ziggy]], [[emos]] and [[Brett Keane]]. Nearly all her life, Abrahams [[Lol | was bullied because of her inability to communicate]]. To find [[The Way of the Master | meaning]] and [[Bernie Madoff | self-worth]] in her life, Abrahams decided to major in [[Mike Sandy | computer science]]. He was knowledgeable on [[iCarly | internal built-in computer cameras]] and was aspiring to become a [[Whore | systems engineer]] one day.
== Here's where it gets [[Lulz | lulzy]] ==
Abrahams one day discovered the [[Scientology | magickal]] world of [http://hackforums.net hackforums.net], a place where you could be a total [[luser]] and yet be one of the [[Defcon | kewl kidz]]. Abrahams was able to fit in because [[Truth | nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard]] and she just happened [[Doing it right | to be somewhat less of a retard]]. To begin her climb into [[Noone | HackForums popularity]], Abrahams wrote [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:i56jIpEU8WMJ:www.hackforums.net/printthread.php%3Ftid%3D2844607+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us shitty tutorials] on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend [[at least 100]] dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her [[VenomFangX | own demise]]. Abrahams began to spread her [[Back Orifice | malware]] across the [[Facebook | internets]], infecting an [[over 9000 | assload]] of computerz.
== See Also ==
*[[Skid]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Trap]]
*[[Fail]]


== Gallery ==
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Revision as of 14:07, 7 April 2014

Doesn't this faggot kinda look liek Chris-chan?

Jared Abrahams was a computer science student and full-time HackForums regular, a forum that is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but still want to make a name for themselves. For a while, he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women who knew even less about computers than he did. Online, Jared went by the sinister handle cutefuzzypuppy, possibly based on a nickname that his mother gave him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.

Miss Teen USA

cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as Remote Administration Tools. And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one of these onto Cassidy Wolf's computer. To him, she was a girl that he went to school with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA. At some point he sent her an email, demanding that she strip for him on webcam, and her nudes to the Internet if she failed to comply. Miss Teen USA, unsure how to respond, asked her mother for advice, who in turn contacted the FBI.

Autistic rampage

While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by the malicious cutefuzzypuppy, his autistic-fueled spree had just got started. In a move that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how astronomically improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone the sound his name being whispered to him, he requested social engineering pointers so that he could expand his RAT collection. One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two. Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least 12 dumb broads in the process. He even coerced two into stripping in front of their webcam for him, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.

Oh snap

Mommy must be so proud of her little angel.

Sadly for Jared, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI. While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of him when he registered an account with no-ip.org using his real name. This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed our pervert hero's identity. In court an amazing transformation took place as Jared Abrahams went from Internet tough guy to cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored. His mother, feeling shame for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been. It take a special person to dedicate countless hours into monitoring all those webcams.

And it worked. The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism.

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