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[[File:Hayakain IRL.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The [[basement dweller]] IRL.]] | [[File:Hayakain IRL.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The [[basement dweller]] IRL.]] | ||
{{dauser|Hayakain}}, [[Powerword|real name]] Joshua Benefield, like many other [[furfags]] on [[deviantART]], has an interestingly abnormal habit of [[Baww|bawwing]] about [[shit nobody cares about]]. It is common knowledge that furries and [[fanboys]] go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's [[fetishes]], [[lifestyle]] and/or an [[artist]] they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some [[haters]] who were [[Troll|trolling]] a [[Cancer|cancerous]] [[Inflation|inflation fetishist]] that goes by the name of [[Tom Preston]]. Hayakain obvioulsy sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to [http://hayakain.deviantart.com/journal/Tom-Preston-haters-come-at-me-bro-Final-edit-298993362 defend him through a shitty dA journal.] He was obviously trying to take an [[Tough Guy|internet tough guy]] approach, but failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards his Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a [[Closet|closet gay]], in that a majority of his art consists of furry [[whores]] parading around naked, but when you visit his [http://e621.net/post/index?tags=hayakain E621] gallery, you'll see [[shotacon]] furry [[dongs|dongs]] scattered about. | |||
==Hatred of ED== | |||
{{quote|It's ED, it's not worth reading.|On refusing to read an ED article.}} | |||
[[File:Troll slayer.jpg|right|thumb|[[Loser|He actually took the time to create this]].]] | |||
[[Crybaby|Hayakain]] has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. [http://hayakain.deviantart.com/art/Encyclopedia-Dramatica-Wtf-222041647 Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site] or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way [[butthurt]], and that we're just a bunch of faggots who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he takes the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his life just as anyone else would. | |||
==Rise to Fame== | |||
{{quote|I'll dismiss you now, you can't put coherent ideas together without lacing them with insults. It's a small mind that cannot hold decent conversation. | |||
I have retracted nothing, I have stated everything clearly, you have not done anything except say 'no, you're wrong' over and over and repeating yourself like a broken record. | |||
I am neither intimidated or offended by you, and I look forward to what the ED yes men say when you come crying to them that I blocked you.|On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby.}} | |||
[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dobbys-cocksucker.8073/ Thanks to the good folks at ED forums,] a certain {{dauser|Torture-Device}} picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the [[deviantART Nazis|blood-thirsty shark]] for [[drama]] he is, seeked him out and [http://torture-device.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=1#/d4yiwns took a bite out of him.] Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua [http://hayakain.deviantart.com/journal/So-the-ED-Forums-299734348?comments_view=3&offset=110 bawwed about it] and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Hayakain's Fap Material|Hayakain|center|<gallery perrow=4> | |||
File:Fiona Fox.jpg|[[Ginger]] AND [[furfag]]? Dear God... | |||
File:Hayakain Creepy.jpg|[[Shotacon]] fag, too. | |||
File:Sally Acorn Hayakain.jpg|Notice the [[weeaboo]] elements in place. | |||
File:Hayakain raep.png|[[Tentacle rape]] faggotry. | |||
File:Hayakain zombies.jpg|How he sees himself. | |||
File:Hayakain attic.jpg|[[Depressing|How he really is.]] | |||
File:Kitty Raep HK.jpg|How he treats women IRL. | |||
File:Happy Birthday Sally Hayakain.jpg|His only [[birthday]] gift...from himself. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | |||
File:Hayakain dyke fetish.jpg|He doesn't know how real women behave. | |||
File:Hayakain Mario cosplay.jpg | |||
File:Hayakain shotacon.jpg|Totally not a [[Jerry Sandusky|gay pedo]]. | |||
File:Moar sonic faggotry.jpg | |||
File:Hayakain human naked.jpg|His one piece of non-furry porn. Actually kind of erotic. | |||
File:Hayakain gay shower.jpg|He wants deep into that underage, male cat ass. | |||
File:Hayakain krystal.jpg | |||
File:Sally emo.jpg | |||
File:Male raep.jpg | |||
File:Sally recolor.jpg | |||
File:Sally leather.jpg | |||
File:Kitty voir.jpg | |||
</gallery>}}{{clear}} | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[White Knight]] | |||
*[[Tom Preston]] | |||
*[[Krystal]] | |||
*[[Sonic]] | |||
*[[Furfag]] | |||
*[[Fanboy]] | |||
*[[Shotacon]] | |||
*[[Closet furry]] - ''Officially denies being a furfag.'' | |||
*[[Weeaboo]] | |||
*[[E621]] | |||
*[[FurAffinity]] | |||
*[[DeviantArt]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dobbys-cocksucker.8073/ '''Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums'''] | |||
[http://www.drunkduck.com/login/?next=/Ryugou/link/ '''DrunkDuck'''] | |||
[http://e621.net/post/index?tags=hayakain '''E621'''] | |||
[http://imiak.furaffinity.net/gallery/hayakain/ '''Furaffinity'''] | |||
[http://hayakain.deviantart.com/ '''deviantART'''] | |||
{{da}} | {{da}} | ||
{{aspies}} | |||
{{furfaggotry}} | {{furfaggotry}} | ||
{{sonic}} | |||
{{dying alone}} | |||
{{crapstub}} | {{crapstub}} | ||
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Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, like many other furfags on deviantART, has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obvioulsy sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach, but failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards his Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about.
Hatred of ED
—On refusing to read an ED article. | ||
Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're just a bunch of faggots who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he takes the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his life just as anyone else would.
Rise to Fame
—On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby. | ||
Thanks to the good folks at ED forums, a certain Torture-Device picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the blood-thirsty shark for drama he is, seeked him out and took a bite out of him. Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua bawwed about it and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston.
Gallery
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Shotacon fag, too. -
Notice the weeaboo elements in place. -
Tentacle rape faggotry. -
How he sees himself. -
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How he treats women IRL. -
His only birthday gift...from himself.
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He doesn't know how real women behave. -
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Totally not a gay pedo.
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His one piece of non-furry porn. Actually kind of erotic. -
He wants deep into that underage, male cat ass. -
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See Also
- White Knight
- Tom Preston
- Krystal
- Sonic
- Furfag
- Fanboy
- Shotacon
- Closet furry - Officially denies being a furfag.
- Weeaboo
- E621
- FurAffinity
- DeviantArt
External Links
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Hayakain is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
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Hayakain is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Hayakain is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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