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== OMGZ [[BAW | Sob Stoary Time]] == | == OMGZ [[BAW | Sob Stoary Time]] == | ||
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with [[Pedophile | autism]]. All her life, she's been [[Forever Alone | lonely]] and has had [[Loser | difficulty making friends]]. Her [[Your Mom | family]] tried helping her by taking her to [[ADHD | therapy programs]] provided by various [[Richard Dawkins | research foundations]]. In high [[school]], she would get her ass kicked by [[Bronies]], [[Lazytown | some fat kid called Ziggy]], [[emos]] and [[Brett Keane]]. Nearly all her life, Abrahams [[Lol | was bullied because of her inability to communicate]]. To find [[The Way of the Master | meaning]] and [[Bernie Madoff | self-worth]] in her life, Abrahams decided to major in [[Mike Sandy | computer science]]. He was knowledgeable on [[iCarly | internal built-in cameras]] and was aspiring to become a [[Whore | systems engineer]] one day. | [[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy_with_mother.jpg | thumb | 200px | Awww Mommy must be so [[Pissed | proud]] of her little [[Jared Milton | angel]]!]] | ||
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with [[Pedophile | autism]]. All her life, she's been [[Forever Alone | lonely]] and has had [[Loser | difficulty making friends]]. Her [[Your Mom | family]] tried helping her by taking her to [[ADHD | therapy programs]] provided by various [[Richard Dawkins | research foundations]]. In high [[school]], she would get her ass kicked by [[Bronies]], [[Lazytown | some fat kid called Ziggy]], [[emos]] and [[Brett Keane]]. Nearly all her life, Abrahams [[Lol | was bullied because of her inability to communicate]]. To find [[The Way of the Master | meaning]] and [[Bernie Madoff | self-worth]] in her life, Abrahams decided to major in [[Mike Sandy | computer science]]. He was knowledgeable on [[iCarly | internal built-in computer cameras]] and was aspiring to become a [[Whore | systems engineer]] one day. | |||
== Here's where it gets [[Lulz | lulzy]] == | |||
Abrahams one day discovered the [[Scientology | magickal]] world of [http://hackforums.net hackforums.net], a place where you could be a total [[luser]] and yet be one of the [[Defcon | kewl kidz]]. Abrahams was able to fit in because [[Truth | nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard]] and she just happened [[Doing it right | to be somewhat less of a retard]]. To begin his climb into popularity, | |||
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Revision as of 18:58, 21 March 2014
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cutefuzzypuppy (Powerword: Jared Jamez Abrahams) is a she-male an hero and Internet Tough Guy who has problems regarding the diminutive body mass index of her penis. She really needed to get hard because she couldn't get laid due to not being attractive at all. To achieve her goal of becoming one with her dick, Abrahams used her ub3r l337 h4x0ring ski11z to get n00dz by hacking into 16-year-old girls computers using her DarkComet trojan in conjunction with her genius level social engineering skillz. Jared is so smart that she got caught by the feds because she used her IRL name when registering for her DarkComet command & control server
OMGZ Sob Stoary Time
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with autism. All her life, she's been lonely and has had difficulty making friends. Her family tried helping her by taking her to therapy programs provided by various research foundations. In high school, she would get her ass kicked by Bronies, some fat kid called Ziggy, emos and Brett Keane. Nearly all her life, Abrahams was bullied because of her inability to communicate. To find meaning and self-worth in her life, Abrahams decided to major in computer science. He was knowledgeable on internal built-in computer cameras and was aspiring to become a systems engineer one day.
Here's where it gets lulzy
Abrahams one day discovered the magickal world of hackforums.net, a place where you could be a total luser and yet be one of the kewl kidz. Abrahams was able to fit in because nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard and she just happened to be somewhat less of a retard. To begin his climb into popularity,
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- CuteFuzzyPuppy (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- cutefuzzypuppy
- How the FBI found Miss Teen USA’s webcam spy
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