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cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as | cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as '''R'''emote '''A'''dministration '''T'''ools. | ||
And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one onto Cassidy Wolf's computer. | And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one onto Cassidy Wolf's computer. | ||
To him, she was a girl he went to school that he will never have sex with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA. | To him, she was a girl he went to school that he will never have sex with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA. | ||
Revision as of 13:48, 7 April 2014
Jared Abrahams was a computer science student full time HackForums regular, a forum which is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but want to make a name for themselves. For a while he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women knew even less about computers than he did. Online, Jared went by the sinister username cutefuzzypuppy, possibly based on a nickname that his mother game him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.
Miss Teen USA
cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as Remote Administration Tools. And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one onto Cassidy Wolf's computer. To him, she was a girl he went to school that he will never have sex with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA. He sent her an email, demanding that she get onto Skype and strip for him, if not he would release her nudes to the Internet. At the time Miss Teen USA was unaware of the virgins true identity, she instead told her mother who in turn contacted the FBI.
Autistic rampage
While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by cutefuzzypuppy, this was only the beginning of his autistic-fueled spree. In a moved that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone hear his name being whispered to him, cutefuzzypuppy asked for assistance with social engineering so that he could install additional RATs. One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two. Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least twelve dumb broads. He even coerced two of them into stripping for him in front of their webcam as he watched, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.
Oh snap
Sadly for Jered, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI. While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of Jared when he registered an account with no-ip.org using his real name and address. This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed that the pervert was in fact him.
In court Jared Abrahams transformed from an Internet tough guy into a cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored. His mother, feeling remorse for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been, dedicating countless hours to monitoring all those webcams. And it worked. The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism. Seriously.
cutefuzzypuppy (Powerword: Jared James Abrahams) is a she-male emo and Internet Tough Guy who has problems regarding the diminutive body mass index of her penis. She really needed to get hard because she couldn't get laid due to not being attractive at all. To achieve her goal of becoming one with her dick, Abrahams used her ub3r l337 h4x0ring ski11z to get n00dz by hacking into 16-year-old girls computers using her DarkComet trojan in conjunction with her genius level social engineering skillz. Jared is so smart that she got caught by the feds because she used her IRL name when registering for her DarkComet command & control server
OMGZ Sob Stoary Time
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with autism. All her life, she's been lonely and has had difficulty making friends. Her family tried helping her by taking her to therapy programs provided by various research foundations. In high school, she would get her ass kicked by Bronies, some fat kid called Ziggy, emos and Brett Keane. Nearly all her life, Abrahams was bullied because of her inability to communicate. To find meaning and self-worth in her life, Abrahams decided to major in computer science. He was knowledgeable on internal built-in computer cameras and was aspiring to become a systems engineer one day.
Here's where it gets lulzy
Abrahams one day discovered the magickal world of hackforums.net, a place where you could be a total luser and yet be one of the kewl kidz. Abrahams was able to fit in because nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard and she just happened to be somewhat less of a retard. To begin her climb into HackForums popularity, Abrahams wrote shitty tutorials on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend at least 100 dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her own demise. Abrahams began to spread her malware across the internets, infecting an assload of computerz.
See Also
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External links
CuteFuzzyPuppy (See removed posts: 1, 2)
cutefuzzypuppy- http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=145843
- How the FBI found Miss Teen USA’s webcam spy
- College student jailed for trying to extort nude photos from Miss Teen USA and others
- Mizz Teen USA kassidy Wolf 'Sxtorshun' kase Arrest Made
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