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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Natalie Rupnow looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Natalie Rupnow | |
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Born | November 7, 2009 |
Died | December 16, 2024 (aged 15) |
Nationality: | Burger Nigger |
Highscore | Killed 2, injured 6 |
Top 50? | Are you stupid? |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Anti-rapefugeeism, Autism |
Samantha Rupnow卐 (Powerword: Natalie Lynn Rupnow) was some dumb 15-year-old girl who went hunting for migrants in Madison, Wisconsin at her Christian high school. Being a wimmin, she only got 2 kills and hurt 6 people before becoming an brave heroine who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings lol nope.
Online Faggotry
Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as Vladislav Roslyakov, Adam Lanza, and to nobody's surprise, Eric and Dylan, like the edgy teenager she was. She also made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting, where she showed various red flags, such as using the handle "@Postalbrained" and posting a massively gay Anton Lundin Pettersson edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.
Shooting
On December 16, 2024, Samantha posted her manifesto (which was set to private lol) and then perpetrated her "Amoklauf" at her school. She brought a basic bitch 9mm pistol that was probably acquired illegally from some niggers in Chicago. She was able to drop 2 kids like ED's own William Atchison, except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then defeated an greatest quest of her life. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the MAGAts sending their empty thoughts and prayers, and Joe Biden and the rest of the anti-Christian liberal Untermenschen calling for the usual gun control terrorist demands of assault weapon bans (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten.
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 2/20 (6 injuries) |
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Accuracy: | 7/20 Wimmin can't hit shit |
Style: | 2/20 Used an insanely stale meme |
Butthurt: | 6/20 Will be forgotten |
Bonus: | 11/20 For being a female player |
See Also
- 16-year-old girl
- Amy Bishop
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Who she tried to be.
External Links
Natalie Rupnow is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Alek Minassian • Audrey Hale • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Natalie Rupnow • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Faggoth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
Natalie Rupnow is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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