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Nesshelper is the result of a broken [[condom]] and failed [[abortion]] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Harlow Don Harlow], famed advocate of a [[Esperanto|made-up gook language that no one speaks]], and his wife Angela. He is now | Nesshelper is the result of a broken [[condom]] and failed [[abortion]] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Harlow Don Harlow], famed advocate of a [[Esperanto|made-up gook language that no one speaks]], and his wife Angela. He is now 30 and living with his parents, although recent news shows he might be dead somewhere in Portland, Oregon. [http://nesshelper.livejournal.com/392439.html 1] | ||
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==The Saga of MasterKnightDH== | ==The Saga of MasterKnightDH== | ||
For two years the world thought that Nesshelper was dead, but he just wanted it to think that, so that he could emerge as new internet vigilante MasterKnightDH. And what better medium for this than a spaztic vlog on the JewTubes. Most all of these are either his [[shit nobody cares about|extraordinary video game feats]], or long rants where he expresses heartache over the [[dying alone|unwillingness of the female race to accept him]]. All rants are delivered through a mouth that sounds filled with [[cock]] and [[Nintendo]] music blarring over it. | For two years the world thought that Nesshelper was dead, but he just wanted it to think that, so that he could emerge as new internet vigilante MasterKnightDH. And what better medium for this than a spaztic vlog on the JewTubes. Most all of these are either his [[shit nobody cares about|extraordinary video game feats]], or long rants where he expresses heartache over the [[dying alone|unwillingness of the female race to accept him]]. All rants are delivered through a mouth that sounds filled with [[cock]] and [[Nintendo]] music blarring over it. | ||
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<center>It is very likely that [[Chris-chan]] has a better chance of getting laid than Nesshelper does.</center> | <center>It is very likely that [[Chris-chan]] has a better chance of getting laid than Nesshelper does.</center> | ||
He has deleted the most delicious rants, but luckily these are now mirrored in [[Vimeo]]: [http://vimeo.com/26285072 Nesshelper is immature], [http://vimeo.com/26284855 "girls like you should be raped, horribly"], and the infamous [http://vimeo.com/21478293 hotel room rant]. | |||
==Nesshelper on [[Tourneyfag]]== | ==Nesshelper on [[Tourneyfag]]== | ||
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Many of his quotes were lost in the [[delete fucking everything|great baleeting of EZBoards]], raided from the tombs of the IRC chat logs, and securely [[friends only|friendlocked]] on his LJ. | Many of his quotes were lost in the [[delete fucking everything|great baleeting of EZBoards]], raided from the tombs of the IRC chat logs, and securely [[friends only|friendlocked]] on his LJ. | ||
==External Links== | |||
*http://nesshelper.livejournal.com/ Screenshot the lulz before he locks it all away | |||
*http://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH | |||
*http://www.myspace.com/JuigiKario | |||
*<s>http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=98915 NaruHina FC</s> DEAD | |||
*http://smashboards.com/member.php?s=44a4e52f590fdf0857e2d403a1a418b6&u=108661 Tourneyfag | |||
*<s>http://www.webcom.com/~donh/david.html Excellent Personal Page</s> DEAD | |||
*<s>http://www.harlows.org The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen</s> DEAD | |||
*http://donh.best.vwh.net/index.html LEARN ESPERANTO | |||
*http://www.gamefaqs.com/community/MasterKnight75 | |||
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Latest revision as of 02:23, 22 January 2017
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Thought to be the second coming of either Jesus or Raymond Babbitt, nesshelper spends his time enjoying anime about hamsters, fucking dogs on his own property, and playing strategy games such as Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, and Mc Kids.
Secret Origins
Nesshelper is the result of a broken condom and failed abortion of Don Harlow, famed advocate of a made-up gook language that no one speaks, and his wife Angela. He is now 30 and living with his parents, although recent news shows he might be dead somewhere in Portland, Oregon. 1 2 3 4
History
Nesshelper used to engage in internet tough guy acts of threatening people over the internets and trolling on many mediums such as IRC, AIM, LiveJournal, and GameFAQs under monikers such as 'JuigiKario', 'KaiserSigma' or his dreaded blitz of 'NH-ERF-SRF-GS-M-D-AM-WM-ToPG' (Nesshelper, Edgar Roni Figaro, Sabin Rene Figaro, Goku-Son, Mog, Darmani, Armor Maker, Weapon Maker, Tales of Phantasia Gang) where he would fucktardedly pretend to be all of his childhood heroes in a giant circle jerk of justice that bombarded whatever 13 year old boy he was arguing against with the fury of 50 holocausts. But there came a point in his life when he decided the world was too dependant on his heroism (or that his parents finally figured out how to access AOL's parental controls) and decided to retire to his blog of justice where he could keep an eye on the world from afar and also gush about fanfiction of Codename: Kids Next Door.
The Saga of MasterKnightDH
For two years the world thought that Nesshelper was dead, but he just wanted it to think that, so that he could emerge as new internet vigilante MasterKnightDH. And what better medium for this than a spaztic vlog on the JewTubes. Most all of these are either his extraordinary video game feats, or long rants where he expresses heartache over the unwillingness of the female race to accept him. All rants are delivered through a mouth that sounds filled with cock and Nintendo music blarring over it.
He has deleted the most delicious rants, but luckily these are now mirrored in Vimeo: Nesshelper is immature, "girls like you should be raped, horribly", and the infamous hotel room rant.
Nesshelper on Tourneyfag
A long, witty, well thought out wall of text about ED's Tourneyfag article and Brawl. He is correct, you should know. He banned comments and will never listen to anybody anyway, cause we are wrong, and he is right. LOL I'M AN TOURNEYFAG WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!11 YOUR ALL FUCKING SCRUCBS!!!1!1!1111111
Gallery of Failure
Quotations
—Nesshelper, Speaking at a NAMBLA convention | ||
—Nesshelper, speaking at a luncheon for AIDS awareness | ||
—Nesshelper, Playing b-ball outside of the school | ||
—Nesshelper, Applying martial law | ||
—Nesshelper, Advocate of otaku awareness | ||
—Nesshelper, winning the prize | ||
—Nesshelper knows what people should be concerned about | ||
—Nesshelper, giving a damn over the internet | ||
—Nesshelper, After being told that the collective of /b/ is going to come kill him when he sleeps | ||
Many of his quotes were lost in the great baleeting of EZBoards, raided from the tombs of the IRC chat logs, and securely friendlocked on his LJ.
External Links
- http://nesshelper.livejournal.com/ Screenshot the lulz before he locks it all away
- http://www.youtube.com/user/MasterKnightDH
- http://www.myspace.com/JuigiKario
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=98915 NaruHina FCDEAD- http://smashboards.com/member.php?s=44a4e52f590fdf0857e2d403a1a418b6&u=108661 Tourneyfag
http://www.webcom.com/~donh/david.html Excellent Personal PageDEADhttp://www.harlows.org The League of Extraordinary GentlemenDEAD- http://donh.best.vwh.net/index.html LEARN ESPERANTO
- http://www.gamefaqs.com/community/MasterKnight75
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