Cole Allen
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| Cole Allen | |
| Born | April 11, 1995 (31 years old) |
| Nationality: | Commiefornia 
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| Highscore | You serious? |
| Top 50? | Hell nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
| Motive | Liberal Butthurt Syndrome |
Cole Tomas Allen is the typical piece of evidence that niggers are not to be trusted with firearms. This agent provocateur Pulp Fiction wannabe attempted to assassinate The Donald while he was hosting a dinner at the Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C..
Background
Cole was born on April 11, 1995 in California. He likely peaked in his high school's theatre class, cuz he looks like Daveed Diggs and got a job in education. He tried to become a video game developer but sucked ass at it most likely. After realizing that he pretty much had no life, he decided to throw it all away by blaming it all on Trump and travel several hours by plane to Washington, D.C. to kill him.
The Shooting
On April 25, 2026, Cole arrived at a hotel in Washington, D.C., gathered his weapons, and took a photo of himself standing in front of the mirror before heading out on his mission. Once he arrived, he was confronted by security near the main metal detector screening area of the Washington Hilton. He suddenly felt the spirit of John Wick inside him, telling him to run past the security checkpoint and fulfill his mission, so he did. Secret Service agents immediately ran towards him, but he fired back. He probably would've made it to the ballroom where Trump was if he didn't trip and fall. He was immediately tackled, arrested, and taken into custody.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even get near his target |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Only shot a Secret Service agent. |
| Style: | 15/20 At least he had the balls to run past the security. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Got a lot of attention despite not reaching his target. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 For being a nigger with rage. |
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Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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