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[[File:Lethal_injection.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck yeah! Strap dem sum bitches in dare! [[Texas]] fuck yeah!]] | [[File:Lethal_injection.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck yeah! Strap dem sum bitches in dare! [[Texas]] fuck yeah!]] | ||
The '''Death penalty''' is a permanent [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] issued by the government. It is loved by conservatives and hated by liberals. When you have done something so [[lulz|heinous]], so unbelievably [[awesome|despicable]], you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation. | The '''Death penalty''' is a permanent [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] issued by the government. It is loved by [[Republican|conservatives]] and hated by [[libtard|liberals]]. When you have done something so [[lulz|heinous]], so unbelievably [[awesome|despicable]], you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation. | ||
=== Around The World === | === Around The World === | ||
[[File:Death_penalty_world.png|thumb|Map of the death penalty. Users are in blood red. Note that most [[spic|Hispanic]] countries don't use it, probably because they're all criminals.]] | [[File:Death_penalty_world.png|thumb|Map of the death penalty. Users are in blood red. Note that most [[spic|Hispanic]] countries don't use it, probably because they're all criminals.]] | ||
== America == | == [[America]] == | ||
Some states like Texas and Florida love to execute [[you]], while others like Alaska and Hawaii are dumb cunts that don't know how law and order work. Executions performed in America are done by lethal injection because the libtards are crybabies about firing squads and the electric chair. When someone is sentenced to death, it takes [[at least 100]] fucking years to execute them because America's courts suck ass. | Some states like Texas and [[Florida]] love to execute [[you]], while others like Alaska and Hawaii are dumb cunts that don't know how law and order work. Executions performed in America are done by lethal injection because the libtards are crybabies about firing squads and the electric chair. When someone is sentenced to death, it takes [[at least 100]] fucking years to execute them because America's courts suck ass. | ||
== China == | == [[China]] == | ||
It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of [[gun|firearms]], but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A. | It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of [[gun|firearms]], but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A. | ||
== North Korea == | == [[North Korea]] == | ||
Because Evildoer Korea keeps everything a secret, it is unknown how many people they execute, but probably [[OVER 9000|a lot]]. Although any method of execution goes, they like to shoot people in public for all to see, shedding blood onto the hands of Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to suck it because he is a fat fuck. Also, he fed his uncle to hungry dogs as execution [[for the win]]. | Because Evildoer Korea keeps everything a secret, it is unknown how many people they execute, but probably [[OVER 9000|a lot]]. Although any method of execution goes, they like to shoot people in public for all to see, shedding blood onto the hands of Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to suck it because he is a fat fuck. Also, he fed his uncle to hungry dogs as execution [[for the win]]. | ||
== Japan == | == [[Japan]] == | ||
The nation of Japan is unique in its application of the death penalty. They execute people by means of hanging. They also like to troll death row inmates by telling them at the last second when they are about to be put to death. [[World War 2|Those sneaky Japs]]! | The nation of Japan is unique in its application of the death penalty. They execute people by means of hanging, a classic. They also like to troll death row inmates by telling them at the last second when they are about to be put to death. [[World War 2|Those sneaky Japs]]! | ||
== Middle East == | == [[Middle East]] == | ||
It is a well known fact that all muslims love them some capital punishment. You can be put to death for all sorts of crimes over there, such as being gay, dissing Islam, or engaging in the unholy act of [[buttsecks]]. People are usually executed in public for everyone to enjoy. Executions are either carried out by oldschool hanging from the crane of a truck, or stoning, where the whole town gets in on the fun and throws rocks at someone until they die. ALLAHU AKBAR! | It is a well known fact that all muslims love them some capital punishment. You can be put to death for all sorts of crimes over there, such as being gay, dissing Islam, or engaging in the unholy act of [[buttsecks]]. People are usually executed in public for everyone to enjoy. Executions are either carried out by oldschool hanging from the crane of a truck, or stoning, where the whole town gets in on the fun and throws rocks at someone until they die. ALLAHU AKBAR! | ||
== Israel == | == [[Israel]] == | ||
That's right, even [[jews]] get in on the action, or at least they used to. Now they only do it in times of war (so always). They executed two people, a spy [[epic fail|who was later found innocent]], and [[Nazi|Adolf Eichmann]]. | That's right, even [[jews]] get in on the action, or at least they used to. Now they only do it in times of war (so always). They executed two people, a spy [[epic fail|who was later found innocent]], and [[Nazi|Adolf Eichmann]]. | ||
== Belarus == | == [[Belarus]] == | ||
Since Europe is composed of nothing but [[eurofags]], the death penalty is outlawed everywhere - except Belarus. They occasionally execute people by means of [[headshot|single shot]], [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|to which the European Union gives them a slap on the wrist for]]. Srsly, they executed a terrorist and Europe went apeshit over it. Guess those bastards don't support the War on Terror. | Since Europe is composed of nothing but [[eurofags]], the death penalty is outlawed everywhere - except Belarus. They occasionally execute people by means of [[headshot|single shot]], [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|to which the European Union gives them a slap on the wrist for]]. Srsly, they executed a terrorist and Europe went apeshit over it. Guess those bastards don't support the War on Terror. | ||
Revision as of 20:49, 29 October 2016
The Death penalty is a permanent IRL banhammer issued by the government. It is loved by conservatives and hated by liberals. When you have done something so heinous, so unbelievably despicable, you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation.
Around The World
America
Some states like Texas and Florida love to execute you, while others like Alaska and Hawaii are dumb cunts that don't know how law and order work. Executions performed in America are done by lethal injection because the libtards are crybabies about firing squads and the electric chair. When someone is sentenced to death, it takes at least 100 fucking years to execute them because America's courts suck ass.
China
It is estimated over 2,000 gooks are executed by China every year, but they all probably deserved it anyway. Executions are usually carried out by the use of firearms, but they will also use lethal injection like the good ol' US of A.
North Korea
Because Evildoer Korea keeps everything a secret, it is unknown how many people they execute, but probably a lot. Although any method of execution goes, they like to shoot people in public for all to see, shedding blood onto the hands of Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to suck it because he is a fat fuck. Also, he fed his uncle to hungry dogs as execution for the win.
Japan
The nation of Japan is unique in its application of the death penalty. They execute people by means of hanging, a classic. They also like to troll death row inmates by telling them at the last second when they are about to be put to death. Those sneaky Japs!
Middle East
It is a well known fact that all muslims love them some capital punishment. You can be put to death for all sorts of crimes over there, such as being gay, dissing Islam, or engaging in the unholy act of buttsecks. People are usually executed in public for everyone to enjoy. Executions are either carried out by oldschool hanging from the crane of a truck, or stoning, where the whole town gets in on the fun and throws rocks at someone until they die. ALLAHU AKBAR!
Israel
That's right, even jews get in on the action, or at least they used to. Now they only do it in times of war (so always). They executed two people, a spy who was later found innocent, and Adolf Eichmann.
Belarus
Since Europe is composed of nothing but eurofags, the death penalty is outlawed everywhere - except Belarus. They occasionally execute people by means of single shot, to which the European Union gives them a slap on the wrist for. Srsly, they executed a terrorist and Europe went apeshit over it. Guess those bastards don't support the War on Terror.
List of death row inmates, past and present
- Ted Bundy
- Richard Chase
- John Wayne Gacy
- Jack Gilbert Graham
- Saddam Hussein
- Timothy McVeigh
- Richard Ramirez
- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
- Dylann Roof (currently seeking death penalty for slaying all those nigs)
See also
- Death: The end result.
- Justice: Some see it as this, others don't.
- Murder: A legal version of this.
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