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== Who The Fuck Is This? == | == Who The Fuck Is This? == | ||
{{info|While reading this article, this asshole is misgendered on purpose for lulz.}} | {{info|While reading this article, this asshole is misgendered on purpose for lulz.}} | ||
[[File:Hni 0056 by dumuzi ouji-d7v8o18.jpg|300px|thumb | [[File:Hni 0056 by dumuzi ouji-d7v8o18.jpg|300px|thumb|The ugly hambeast in all of her former glory]] | ||
'''Dumuzi-ouji''' is a 22 year old [[nigger]] hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking [[retard]] and an uneducated dildo, turned her into a lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a [[tranny]], | '''Dumuzi-ouji''' (Now '''PrinceDumuzi''', allegedly also named '''[[powerword|Taylor Griffiths]]''') is a 22 year old [[nigger]] hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking [[retard]] and an uneducated dildo, turned her into a lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a [[tranny]], and has the ungodly obsession with the worst anime ever - ''[[Hetalia]]''. | ||
She also thinks she's a [[nazi]] and is a | She also has genocidal fantasies against all of Christianity, and she legitimately believes she is a god sent from the planet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm Nibiru] on a mission to bring "judgement" to all Christians for being a false religion and "rebelling against her kind". Because hey, she's a REAL [[vagoo|god]] and is actually the messiah. | ||
She also thinks she's a [[nazi]], if the genocidal shit didn't give it away, and is a titanic hypocrite. She believes that during the Civil War, the South paid the blacks to be in the war and thinks that ''Yaoi is a Japanese word for [[gay]]''. Dildo also claims that she is emo, has depression and believes that she is the only one allowed to voice their own opinion! ''OTHERS ARE FORBADDEN!!!1111'' | |||
Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness: | Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness: | ||
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[[File:Orly now.png|center]] | [[File:Orly now.png|center]] | ||
If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from, like this piece of gold: | If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from, like this piece of [[shit|gold]]: | ||
[[File:Total Hypocrisy.png|frame|center|Riiight, [[Lie|of course you're not]].]] | [[File:Total Hypocrisy.png|frame|center|Riiight, [[Lie|of course you're not]].]] | ||
It should be noted that the Japanese don't have syllables "Du" and "Zi", so her nickname would be correctly written as "Zumuji". Remind her that she failed even with her own weeaboo nickname any chance you get. | |||
== The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama == | == The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama == | ||
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That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this. | That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this. | ||
Just like any other [[redneck]] | Just like any other [[redneck]] with a baseline IQ, she is very pitifully uneducated about Japanese. When many TARTlets tried giving her the facts, she got butthurt and BAWWWLOCKED them. Grrr, that's a way to win an argument! Just block people for no reason! Below are screenshots of the best dumb-fuckery seen to date. | ||
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File:I smell a racist by secret majora-d8hqsg1.png|You know, pissing off a black person isn't such a great idea. | File:I smell a racist by secret majora-d8hqsg1.png|You know, pissing off a black person isn't such a great idea. | ||
File:WUT WAIT WUT.png|Someone needs to get this dude a fucking straight-jacket | File:WUT WAIT WUT.png|Someone needs to get this dude a fucking straight-jacket | ||
File:Yaoifag by hyper sentai king-d8hujs8.jpg | |||
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Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing: | Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing: | ||
<center>{{scrollpic|I AM BUTTHURT.png|849|250|How did the rest of this journal turn into about how bad humanity was}}</center> | <center>{{scrollpic|I AM BUTTHURT.png|849|250|How did the rest of this journal turn into about how bad humanity was}}</center> | ||
And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit: | And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit: | ||
<center>{{scrollpic|Are u srs.png|850|250|}}</center> | <center>{{scrollpic|Are u srs.png|850|250|}}</center> | ||
[http://www.infoplease.com/spot/confederate1.html Oh yeah] [http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/civil-war-overview/overview.html the Civil War was totally not] [http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/civil-war-overview/slavery.html about Slavery]. | [http://www.infoplease.com/spot/confederate1.html Oh yeah] [http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/civil-war-overview/overview.html the Civil War was totally not] [http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/civil-war-overview/slavery.html about Slavery]. | ||
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[[File:IM GONNA SUE YOU 1.png|center]] | [[File:IM GONNA SUE YOU 1.png|center]] | ||
[[File:IM GONNA SUE YOU 2.png|thumb|center|1000px|I see no intelligent life here.]] | [[File:IM GONNA SUE YOU 2.png|thumb|center|1000px|I see no intelligent life here.]] | ||
And half the people who commented on this journal rushed to her to pat her ass. And no, you cannot sue anyone for making a page about you here on the lovely [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It is a satirical site, and pictures that have been put here have no copyright. | And half the people who commented on this journal rushed to her to [[anal|pat her ass]]. And no, you cannot sue anyone for making a page about you here on the lovely [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It is a satirical site, you thick cunt, and pictures that have been put here have no copyright. | ||
[http://criminal-law.freeadvice.com/criminal-law/violent_crimes/harassment-charges.htm Also, Dildo, YOU can get charged for harassment against a minor.] | [http://criminal-law.freeadvice.com/criminal-law/violent_crimes/harassment-charges.htm Also, Dildo, YOU can get charged for harassment against a minor.] | ||
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<CENTER>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: green; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | <CENTER>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: green; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|Christianity is evil, I will never ever be nice too it. It's not hate speech either since that only applies when it promote mass genocide. So I can hate on it all I want too. |According to her, the Holocaust isn't as bad as hating Christianity. | |Christianity is evil, I will never ever be nice too it. It's not hate speech either since that only applies when it promote mass genocide. So I can hate on it all I want too. |According to her, the Holocaust isn't as bad as hating Christianity. | ||
| She asked me to do a task I would never agree too. I never meant for her to cry though, I thought she would of been strong enough to handle reality. I wouldn't never be banned for free speech.|Apparently, it's okay to say you want and make others cry if you claim free speech.}}|border=red|background=gold}}</CENTER> | | She asked me to do a task I would never agree too. I never meant for her to cry though, I thought she would of been strong enough to handle reality. I wouldn't never be banned for free speech.|Apparently, it's okay to say you want and make others cry if you claim free speech. ALso, double negatives, FTW!}}|border=red|background=gold}}</CENTER> | ||
== SHE'S AT IT AGAIN DEAR GOD == | |||
And when you thought Dildo was done pulling shit, she isn't. | |||
Here's where she argued with someone over WWII(they then somehow settled it): | |||
[[File:WWII Comp.png|center]] | |||
Then pulled some shit on someone, called them a ugly piece of shit and blocked them: | |||
[[File:Ok by nikkineko333-d8ksfhc.png|center]] | |||
And just because someone stated their opinion, she said this to them: | |||
[[File:Are we really.png|center]] | |||
== Her....Bio. == | == Her....Bio. == | ||
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Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert [[Mary-Sue]] OC that's just fucking ridiculous. | Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert [[Mary-Sue]] OC that's just fucking ridiculous. | ||
'''[[TL;DR|TL;DR:]] Boring gay ass prince whose overpowered as fuck and apparently pukes rainbows and shit since [[Obvious|he's gay.]]''' | |||
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Bio<br> | [[File:Dumuzi disgaea by dumuzi ouji-d7vxisa.png|400px|thumb|right|[[Gay|What the fuck why is it Rainbow bullshit]]]] | ||
Name: [[TL;DR|Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus]], but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of [[Bad Vlad|Vlad the Impaler(Dracula)]] and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!! | <blockquote style="width:800px"><i><p><b>Full name</b><br> | ||
Nibirian: Dumuzi Aeolus [[Transnigger|Aisha]] Nibiru<br> | |||
Earthian: Saiko [[Lucky Star|Izumi]]</p> | |||
<p><b>Bio</b><br> | |||
Name: [[TL;DR|Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus]], but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of [[Bad Vlad|Vlad the Impaler(Dracula)]] and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!!</p> | |||
Eye Color: Yellow([[Diarrhea|chartreuse mixed with golden yellow]]) | Eye Color: Yellow([[Diarrhea|chartreuse mixed with golden yellow]]) | ||
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Rank: [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Prince]] | Rank: [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Prince]] | ||
Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota', I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. [[Shit no one cares about|Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda]], we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. [[Internet tough guy|Go cry to yourself]] if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, [[Seems legit|it's legit]]. | Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), [[Pedo bait|I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota']], I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. [[Shit no one cares about|Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda]], we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. [[Internet tough guy|Go cry to yourself]] if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, [[Seems legit|it's legit]]. | ||
Sex: Male | Sex: Male | ||
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Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld) | Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld) | ||
Personality: Shota, timid, can be mouthy and swear, [[Batshit insane|yandere/yangire]], somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, has anger problems, but is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice, [[Hitler|born leader]], can be rational sometimes. [[Autism|He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human']]. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious. | Personality: [[Pedo bait|Shota]], timid, can be mouthy and swear, [[Batshit insane|yandere/yangire]], somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, [[Truth|has anger problems]], but [[Lie|is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice]], [[Hitler|born leader]], can be rational sometimes. [[Autism|He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human']]. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious. | ||
Clothes Style: [[ | Clothes Style: [[Nigger|Jeans, oversized sweaters, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, sneakers]], etc. Also loves dressing [[Gay|fancy]] sometimes, as well as goth/emo/punk/visual kei. | ||
Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover). | Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover). | ||
Talent: Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities(I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams) | Talent: [[Twilight|Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities]](I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams) | ||
Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism | Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism</i></blockquote> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
== Their ''Art'' == | == Their ''Art'' == | ||
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</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:I know now dad by mintyprussian-d77wrnc.png| [[Jesus]] is not your dad. | File:I know now dad by mintyprussian-d77wrnc.png| [[Jesus]] is not your dad. | ||
File:DumuziKirbyOC_DONUTSTEEL.png|Black Kirby with emo hair! Because the innocent world of Kirby was in need of true edge. | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | |||
== Current events of Dumbassery == | |||
{{Collapsegallery|More bile fascination|cg2|center|<gallery> | |||
File:dumuziwhining.png|Even the White Knights don't want to hear this 'rebirth' bullshit. | |||
File:Dumuzi bitching about stupid shit.png|Some poor sap tries to figure out how this thing got so fucked up. Dumuzi just dodges questions to bitch about his fairytale abuse stories. | |||
File:DumuziIsPrussianSRSLY.png|Somebody asks a question and gives a logical reason why Dumuzi isn't Prussian. It responds by flipping the fuck out and insulting them. | |||
File:DumuziUtoobICON.jpg|Dumuzi's former Youtube icon. Yeah, she's trying to be edgy with a picture of SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG. Changed after some guys pointed out how fucking stupid it looked. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:DumuziUtoob.jpg|Oh, your dark, tortured past is so edgy, Dumuzi! | |||
File:PrinceDumuzi1.png|Dumuzi harassing a Christian after they called them out for being a dick to another Christian. | |||
File:PrinceDumuzi2.png|WHO's delusional? WHO needs a therapist? 2edgy5me | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | </gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | ||
== | ==The Eyepatch== | ||
[[File:Solid Dumuzi.jpg|300px|thumb|center|"[[Metal Gear Solid|I’m no hero. Never was, never will be]]. However, I am Jesus."]] | |||
Of the many fairy tales dildo has thought up, the eyepatch story remains likely the most retarded. Dumuzi claims that when she was still jacking off old men at the age of 4, some brave young hero shot her in the eye with a bee bee gun "on purpose!". While we all wish this was true, it clearly isn't. Dumuzi, now at the ripe age of 22 [[lie|claims]] that her "wound" still causes her pain to this day. Because of this, she says she needs to wear an eyepatch. Not a medical eyepatch of course, instead she [[wut|plays pretend and dresses up like Solid Snake]]. Like all sufferers of [[GOTIS]], she felt the urge to post a "selfy" wearing said eyepatch, trying and failing to look like a badass. She doesn't mention the patch at all, acting like it's absolutely normal to walk around like a fucking pirate. Needless to say, White Knights play along. | |||
When anyone tries to tell dildo that there is no way an 18 year old poke in the eye could still hurt, she resorts to her alien-god-magic bullshit. Her [[Insane|"real father" Enki has told her]] that she has a [[Shit nobody cares about|"large concentration of mana"]] in the eye. Unsurprisingly, any chance of anyone believing her is nil after this statement. | |||
*{{dauser|tapdancingfish}} - Dumuzi's buttbuddy. [http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/047/7/1/the_only_whiteknight_yaoifag_has_by_secret_majora-d8iapo5.png Admitted that Yaoifag is FUCKED UP] | ==White Knights== | ||
*{{dauser|tapdancingfish}} - Dumuzi's buttbuddy. [http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/047/7/1/the_only_whiteknight_yaoifag_has_by_secret_majora-d8iapo5.png Admitted that Yaoifag is FUCKED UP] (Has recently become [[an hero]].) | |||
*{{dauser|Iggster-von-Burai}} - A [[furfag]] who not only stalks comments against the guy but annoying puts in ''implies _____''. Responsible for the death of BSParty's reincarnation because she was [[butthurt]] about it. | *{{dauser|Iggster-von-Burai}} - A [[furfag]] who not only stalks comments against the guy but annoying puts in ''implies _____''. Responsible for the death of BSParty's reincarnation because she was [[butthurt]] about it. | ||
*{{dauser|BlackRose-Wolf}} - A [[pseudo-intellectual]] super [[christian]] who never stops riding the imaginary dick Dumuzi wishes she had. When anyone says anything 'offensive', she will remove her mouth from Dumuzi's asshole to tell them that "the war is over," as if lulz were some political movement. Even if it was, why shouldn't we start a new one? Likely a [[wolfaboo]] or at least a [[furfag]] from the look of her user name. She's also a hypocrite considering she has [http://world-hero21.deviantart.com/art/I-don-t-care-what-otherkin-label-you-use-495250984 this stamp], which seems to be made to specifically target Dumuzi, on her page. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* {{dauser|Dumuzi-ouji}} - Active | * {{dauser|Dumuzi-ouji}} - Has since changed their username to {{dauser|PrinceDumuzi}} | ||
* {{yt|u|Scourgonic}} - Active. Now with super edgy Sonic profile pic. | |||
{{DA}} | {{DA}} | ||
{{MLP}} | {{Otherkin}} | ||
{{Sonic}} | |||
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{{Dying Alone}} | |||
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{{Takedown}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] |
Latest revision as of 06:32, 13 January 2023
Dumuzi-ouji = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Who The Fuck Is This?
While reading this article, this asshole is misgendered on purpose for lulz. |
Dumuzi-ouji (Now PrinceDumuzi, allegedly also named Taylor Griffiths) is a 22 year old nigger hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking retard and an uneducated dildo, turned her into a lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a tranny, and has the ungodly obsession with the worst anime ever - Hetalia.
She also has genocidal fantasies against all of Christianity, and she legitimately believes she is a god sent from the planet Nibiru on a mission to bring "judgement" to all Christians for being a false religion and "rebelling against her kind". Because hey, she's a REAL god and is actually the messiah.
She also thinks she's a nazi, if the genocidal shit didn't give it away, and is a titanic hypocrite. She believes that during the Civil War, the South paid the blacks to be in the war and thinks that Yaoi is a Japanese word for gay. Dildo also claims that she is emo, has depression and believes that she is the only one allowed to voice their own opinion! OTHERS ARE FORBADDEN!!!1111
Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness:
If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from, like this piece of gold:
It should be noted that the Japanese don't have syllables "Du" and "Zi", so her nickname would be correctly written as "Zumuji". Remind her that she failed even with her own weeaboo nickname any chance you get.
The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama
That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this.
Just like any other redneck with a baseline IQ, she is very pitifully uneducated about Japanese. When many TARTlets tried giving her the facts, she got butthurt and BAWWWLOCKED them. Grrr, that's a way to win an argument! Just block people for no reason! Below are screenshots of the best dumb-fuckery seen to date.
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Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you know everything.
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That's not even proper proof man. Can you even counter-argument?
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You'd go perfectly with my EX who thought he was the great Archangel Michael.
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You know, pissing off a black person isn't such a great idea.
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Someone needs to get this dude a fucking straight-jacket
You can find more of this dumb-assery here.
What happened next...?
Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing:
Use scrollbar to see the full image
And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit:
Use scrollbar to see the full image
Oh yeah the Civil War was totally not about Slavery.
I'M GONNA SUE YOU!!!1 (Dildo's reaction to this article)
It didn't take very long for her to find her article, and this journal she makes just proves more stupidity.
And half the people who commented on this journal rushed to her to pat her ass. And no, you cannot sue anyone for making a page about you here on the lovely Encyclopedia Dramatica. It is a satirical site, you thick cunt, and pictures that have been put here have no copyright.
Also, Dildo, YOU can get charged for harassment against a minor.
And what's more, when she made someone cry, she played the "Freedom of Speech" card, saying it wasn't her fault the other person can't Internet.
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SHE'S AT IT AGAIN DEAR GOD
And when you thought Dildo was done pulling shit, she isn't.
Here's where she argued with someone over WWII(they then somehow settled it):
Then pulled some shit on someone, called them a ugly piece of shit and blocked them:
And just because someone stated their opinion, she said this to them:
Her....Bio.
Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert Mary-Sue OC that's just fucking ridiculous.
TL;DR: Boring gay ass prince whose overpowered as fuck and apparently pukes rainbows and shit since he's gay.
Full name
Nibirian: Dumuzi Aeolus Aisha Nibiru
Earthian: Saiko Izumi
Bio
Name: Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus, but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of Vlad the Impaler(Dracula) and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!!Eye Color: Yellow(chartreuse mixed with golden yellow)
Hair Color: Blue Black
Skin: Pale as a ghost (I actually was confused for one once XD)
Relationship: With Marduk
Rank: Prince
Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota', I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda, we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. Go cry to yourself if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, it's legit.
Sex: Male
Height: 5'3"
Nationality: Prussian American
Element: Ice, Dark, Wind
Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld)
Personality: Shota, timid, can be mouthy and swear, yandere/yangire, somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, has anger problems, but is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice, born leader, can be rational sometimes. He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human'. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious.
Clothes Style: Jeans, oversized sweaters, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, sneakers, etc. Also loves dressing fancy sometimes, as well as goth/emo/punk/visual kei.
Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover).
Talent: Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities(I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams)
Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism
Their Art
Mostly traced bases or bad anatomy.
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She's also a ponyfag. Great.
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Please don't ruin the Story of Evil with shitty recolors.
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2EMO4U
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Shitty Sonic recolor
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Jesus is not your dad.
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Black Kirby with emo hair! Because the innocent world of Kirby was in need of true edge.
Current events of Dumbassery
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Even the White Knights don't want to hear this 'rebirth' bullshit.
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Some poor sap tries to figure out how this thing got so fucked up. Dumuzi just dodges questions to bitch about his fairytale abuse stories.
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Somebody asks a question and gives a logical reason why Dumuzi isn't Prussian. It responds by flipping the fuck out and insulting them.
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Dumuzi's former Youtube icon. Yeah, she's trying to be edgy with a picture of SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG. Changed after some guys pointed out how fucking stupid it looked.
The Eyepatch
Of the many fairy tales dildo has thought up, the eyepatch story remains likely the most retarded. Dumuzi claims that when she was still jacking off old men at the age of 4, some brave young hero shot her in the eye with a bee bee gun "on purpose!". While we all wish this was true, it clearly isn't. Dumuzi, now at the ripe age of 22 claims that her "wound" still causes her pain to this day. Because of this, she says she needs to wear an eyepatch. Not a medical eyepatch of course, instead she plays pretend and dresses up like Solid Snake. Like all sufferers of GOTIS, she felt the urge to post a "selfy" wearing said eyepatch, trying and failing to look like a badass. She doesn't mention the patch at all, acting like it's absolutely normal to walk around like a fucking pirate. Needless to say, White Knights play along.
When anyone tries to tell dildo that there is no way an 18 year old poke in the eye could still hurt, she resorts to her alien-god-magic bullshit. Her "real father" Enki has told her that she has a "large concentration of mana" in the eye. Unsurprisingly, any chance of anyone believing her is nil after this statement.
White Knights
- tapdancingfish - Dumuzi's buttbuddy. Admitted that Yaoifag is FUCKED UP (Has recently become an hero.)
- Iggster-von-Burai - A furfag who not only stalks comments against the guy but annoying puts in implies _____. Responsible for the death of BSParty's reincarnation because she was butthurt about it.
- BlackRose-Wolf - A pseudo-intellectual super christian who never stops riding the imaginary dick Dumuzi wishes she had. When anyone says anything 'offensive', she will remove her mouth from Dumuzi's asshole to tell them that "the war is over," as if lulz were some political movement. Even if it was, why shouldn't we start a new one? Likely a wolfaboo or at least a furfag from the look of her user name. She's also a hypocrite considering she has this stamp, which seems to be made to specifically target Dumuzi, on her page.
See Also
External Links
- Dumuzi-ouji - Has since changed their username to PrinceDumuzi
- Scourgonic - Active. Now with super edgy Sonic profile pic.
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